At 5/19/19 11:20 AM, WonderSchwifty wrote:
At 5/18/19 09:12 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 5/18/19 09:05 PM, sunshine-n-darkneSs wrote:
Tom fulp then went to newgrounds.
"Time to look at the stuff people are making on my website!"
He gasped in shock at the sight of Darth Vader jackhammering the naked NG fan in the middle of a Bennigan's parking lot.
After the jackhammering , shit went down fast as the two ran.
The bennigan's parking lot which was inside of newgrounds began to rumble as the ground split open. Gigantic cube shaped laser droids emerged from the holes and emitted high pitch whining sounds and a metallic tinny voice starts narrating the turrets zoning in on the NG fan and Darth Vader.
"These things are targeting us with lasers Darth Vader, what will we do?"
The still nude NG fan asked
"There's only one thing left that I CAN do"
Vader said back, as he peeled off his mask and revealed his true head underneath--Garfield.
Darth Vader pounces with cat like strength off of his hind legs into the sky and time turns to slow motion, as he vomits out projectile lasagna hair balls at the gigantic parking lot turret droids. They begin firing hyper speed bright led lasers that blast and crackle through the air right behind Garfield Vader as he floats through the air spraying lasagna hairball blasts. The lasers smash into clouds and create fizzling explosions that shoot fumes all around Gar-Vader, his lasagna hairballs splash around the parking lot ground near the droids, breaking apart the concrete with hyper focused pressure streams of lasagna hairball, the trajectory slides over into the first of the two droids and slices into its mid-section.
Tom Fulp watches from an office window, makes a paper airplane and throw it out the window, then looks back at his computer
The NG Fan tears up in fear as her hero Garf-Vader flings himself back and forth through the air, spraying and nearly hitting the droids, breaking apart the parking lot with his blasts, the ground starts to cave in around the droid turrets. The bulky cube shaped frame of the first droid turret that has been hit is sizzling with static from its inner hardwiring, its laser shoots sporadically and in dying spurts. The turret with a full laser sends a hot beam of laser towards the NG Fan, she quivers only for a millisecond before instinctively sprinting for her life. Garf-Vader spins in the air to gain extreme wind momentum, curls himself into a ball and flings himself down through the air towards the laser.
The NG Fan while running away, trips on a block of the crumbled and war torn pavement around her, but doesn't fall and keeps sprinting. The laser is blasting apart the ground behind her and draws closer and closer, she trips again and starts stumbling down onto one knee, trying to get back up as fast as she can into a full sprint. As the laser speeds towards her exact location, Garf-Vader uses his chest as a shield, taking the brunt of the blast, he starts screeching in pain but maintains with his strong core energy, and with his stationary position is able to aim a hyper powers explosive shot of lasagna hairball into the turrets square shaped head, exploding it into millions of pieces.
Garf-Vaders extremely muscular and jacked chest is exposed, and barely scratched, but does have some scuffs that are beginning to drip blood.
"Darth Vader, you were Garfield the whole time? And you saved my life?"
The NG Fan asks, looking up at him from her position still sitting on the ground.
"Yes, call me Ballasicus Sackie. Or Big Sac for short. I was sent by the council of angels to escort you, we have been sent on a clandestine mission,and --"
the parking lot, caving in on itself slowly around them, starts to pop and release scraping sounds as large shifts of the parking lot starts caving down, everything underneath Big Sack and The NG Fan starts falling, the earth was HOLLOW underneath the parking lot!
As they fall they are sure they will be crushed by the rock, but a force field goes up around them and gently places them on the ground. As they are lowered to the ground in this underground area, with only a few streaks of stark light raining down from the surface, they look around absolutely bewildered.
"What saved us?!"
Said The NG Fan
"I dont know" Big Sack continues,
"But look!"
at the far end of the lightened areas of this underground cave, that was underneath the bennigans parking lot secretly, they see a figure step out of the shadows.
It is Nadine the magical girl, being sort of a dumb bitch as usual.