Tank Women
Characters:
Vicky: Bold and brash, but does not belong in the trash
Ali: Ditzy but sensible
Tank: Perky and sassy
The Chief: Stern, honorable
Minions: (No, not those minions)
Pippip Cheerio: Big English Chap Mercenary
Mastermind: Evil stoner, junkie, and dope lover.
*music starts*
*A comic book panel shows up at the top depicting a cyberpunk/futuristic looking city at nighttime. Another panel shows a man in a trench coat with a briefcase entering a building. The briefcase says "Hardcore Drugs" on it.*
*screen becomes staticy then becomes red*
ALERT
*Camera zooms out revealing The chief sees this on his large monitor*
*the chief turns around facing the viewer*
Chief: “Tank Women are GOOOOOOOOO!”
*Large bold letters hit the screen by one by spelling out:*
MISSION START
*The tank is shown speeding eastward before going straight to the center of the city*
Tank: “Are you two fine ladies ready for another mission?”
Vicky: “I’m ready to kick ass.”
Ali: “Oh, but I haven’t had my coffee yet…”
Tank: “Either way, we’re on a mission!”
Ali: “It would’ve been better with coffee.”
Vicky: “Or tacos. Let’s go for tacos later.”
Tank: “Uh, we’re going to be busting drug dealers, okay, kiddos? NOW SHOW ME SOME SPIRIT!!!”
Ali and Vicky: “OH YEAH!”
*they arrive in front of the supposed warehouse building with the drugs*
Tank: *whispers* “Okay, ladies…Be very careful…”
*scene depicting the room inside the building with all the bad guys inside*
*Wall explodes Kool-Aid man style with the tank appearing behind the hole*
Tank: “Go go go!”
*both girls leap into the air*
*Vicky fires 6 tranquilizer shots*
*six guys get hit by the tranquilizers*
*Vicky lands on the ground*
*The six guys fire back at Vicky*
*Ali lands in front of Vicky, holding shield.*
*The six guys continue firing, but then drop their guns, and fall down passing out*
*A pair of two guys on a higher floor take out their guns*
*Vicky quickly fires two shots and moves behind the shield*
*The tranquilizers hit the two men's wrists and they drop their guns*
Vicky: “Alright, is there anyone else in here?”
Tank: “Hmm. No, there does not appear to be any more people in this room. Move on to the next room but be very careful.”
Ali: “Trust me, I’m always careful. You never know if this is more than a routine procedure.”
Tank: “Go on ahead now. I’ll keep here on a lookout since I am not allowed to do much collateral damage under our current circumstances. However, don’t hesitate to call me when things get too tough.”
*Ali and Vicky walk over to the door at the other end of the room.*
*They each get on to one side of the door*
Ali: (whispering) “That seemed kind of easy so far, right?”
Vicky: (whispering) “Maybe it’s our skills? We’re good at this.”
Ali: “Yeah, but like…I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
Vicky: “It is a drug bust, but I’ll trust your gut on this one, babe.”
*ground starts shaking*
Vicky: “Your bad feelings might be justified…”
*entire wall breaks down*
*A big man wearing a hulk-buster type armor that resembles a tank top is appears*
Pipip Cheerio: “Why hello there. The names Pippip Cheerio. Nice to meet you, but I’m also here to kill the both of you girls.”
*he lifts the both of his arms with clenched fists and he tries to slam them down on both girls but they dodge out of the way.*
*Ali fires two tranquilizer shots into his neck*
*Pip swipes like three times in a row to grab Ali but she does dodges and flips away from them*
*Vicky comes in from behind and drop kicks Pip from the back, then does a leg sweep knocking him down.*
*Pip flips over and does a hand stand when he lands, then flips right back over onto his feet*
*Pip does a backwards swipe hitting Vicky, sending her backwards to a wall which breaks.*
*Pip sends a punch out towards Ali*
*She holds Pip’s fist with both arms, but her arms start trembling and she slowly starts being pushed back*
Ali: “Gyah! N-no! TANK!”
*Pip grabs Ali with his other hand*
*Pip clenches his free hand into a fist and raises it towards Ali*
*Tank rams into Pip sending him flying back with Ali jumping out of his hand*
*Tank revs up, and then darts forward again to Pip*
*Pip catches the tank, then slowly struggles to lift tank up.*
Pip: “I-impressed? D-don’t forget my strength!”
*Vicky shows up behind Pip*
Vicky: “One Thousand Years of Death!”
*She shoves her baton up his butt*
Pip: EGAD!
*drops the tank*
Pip: “Now I’m going to-“
*Pip drops onto his knees*
Pip: “Pass…*yawns* Out…”
*Pip falls down face first*
Vicky: “What a freak.”
Ali: “Tell me about it. Is he the last of them?”
Tank: “Maybe not? Though I would think he would be the worst of it. I’m sure the mastermind is somewhere here.”
Vicky: Scan around the area.
Tank: There doesn’t appear to be anything on my sensors. I’m guessing he’s either made a run for it or is up to something tricky.
Ali: I’m guessing he’s doing something tricky. The big buff guy does not seem normal, I wager he’s doing something really screwed up.
Vicky: Either way, we’re taking him down. Ali and I are moving forward. Tank, tell us if anything’s up when we’re moving.
*they walk again towards the hole that Pip made*
*Ali turns around*
Ali: Tank, you sense something right?
*Ali stares at tank*
*Tank lies there quiet and motionless*
*Ali presses her back against Vicky*
Vicky: Is something up?
Ali: Absolutely. You keep watch there and I watch over here. I think something is up with tank.
Vicky: Like what?
Ali: It’s like he’s powered off.
Vicky: Huh?
*the bad guy shows up between Ali and Vicky and pushes them apart*
Mastermind: Ha ha, what’s up?
*Ali and Vicky just stare at him*
Mastermind: Hey hey, I understand you two are officers of the law and we’ve been selling hardcore drugs… But I kinda don’t like being arrested, you dig?
Ali: Absolutely not, you are under arrest.
Mastermind: Then I guess I guess we’re doing this the hard way. And I am so hard right now!
*Vicky shoots tranquilizer dart at Mastermind, but he dodges out of the way, rushes forward, slaps the gun out of her hand, and then punches her*
*Mastermind runs towards Ali*
*Mastermind tries to kick Ali, but she grabs his leg and then tosses him to the ground*
*Ali points her gun at Mastermind but he rolls out of the way just before she shoots*
*mastermind gets up and puts his hands up in the air*
Mastermind: Hey, hey, hey… Let’s all settle down for a moment. Okay? I know I do and sell hardcore drugs, but I don’t want to escalate things any further.
Vicky: Yeah, right. Uh, sir… I’m glad you’re willing to comply, but you’re under possession and are selling narcotics. In fact, our tank’s computer apparently detected every single drug known in the solar system in your facility.
Mastermind: And they’re high quality drugs...But I’ve been caught. I admit defeat…When I’m defeated!
*Mastermind places his hand on his face, grits his teeth, yanks his head off*
*he tosses his own head towards Pip's direction
Mastermind: Yyyyyaaaaaaaaugh!
*A drill pops out of Mastermind’s neck*
*Mastermind jams his drill into Pip’s scalp, shattering Pip’s head into a bloody mess that sprays teeth and brains everywhere.*
*Pip’s body’s muscles start enlarging even further and his veins are popping out*
*Steam/smoke starts emanating from Pip’s body*
Mastermind: Gyaaaaaaaah!
*Pip’s body starts getting smaller in both height and muscle*
*The body shrinks to average height, but it has very defined muscles*
Mastermind: I know I am a crack addict, but I’m perfect.
Ali: W-wait what?
Vicky: Ugh… Hands up! Hands up!
*takes out an actual handgun this time*
*Mastermind walks forward*
- Vicky shoots two bullets into Mastermind’s body*
Mastermind: “That tickles.”
*both Ali and Vicky shoot tons of bullets into Mastermind’s body*
*he’s full of bloody bullet holes*
*He sprints towards Ali*
*he grabs her and picks her up*
Ali: Hey! Put me down!
*tosses her at Vicky*
*Ali hits Vicky when she lands*
Aah!
*Mastermind walks over and pulls out a knife*
Mastermind: It’s time to kiss each other goodnight.
*he licks the knife*
*Mastermind is getting electrically shocked*
Mastermind: Aaaaaah!
