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I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.


Why is my cat so needy?


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-24 15:35:41


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.

Why is my cat so needy?


Why does mine eat plastic, can't drink milk from a white plate, can't cover up it's feces on the litter box and only goes outside when it's -20Celsius or lower.



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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-24 15:37:31


I'll take her.


Give her to me.


I am full of unrequited love that I will use to shower her with hugs and belly rubs.


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-24 16:30:32


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.

Why is my cat so needy?


Because you have likely previously abided this behavior.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-24 18:20:10


This girl I'm seeing's dog is super snuggle-aggressive, and if you don't pet her she'll force her head under your hand, and if you show anyone more attention than her, she'll get mad and start barking.


Me playing accordion and singing, even though I'm totally a drummer.

HATE.

Because how else do you explain 1.2 million years of perpetual war?

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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-24 22:29:54


Guess who I'm cradling in my arm right now.


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-24 22:58:28


I thought the point of having a cat as a pet was to have something in the house that disliked human attention just as much as I do. Dog's are too much positive energy, I prefer the meh attitudes that cats usually have.


Yours is broken.

Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-24 23:39:02


At 2/24/19 10:58 PM, Fro wrote: I thought the point of having a cat as a pet was to have something in the house that disliked human attention just as much as I do. Dog's are too much positive energy, I prefer the meh attitudes that cats usually have.

Yours is broken.


Funny thing is she ignores everybody else in the world but me.


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 05:31:45


At 2/24/19 11:39 PM, Zymbot wrote: Funny thing is she ignores everybody else in the world but me.


Maybe if you become someone else?


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 10:21:28


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.

Why is my cat so needy?


Might just be bigger plans in motion…

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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 12:22:10


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.

Why is my cat so needy?


My neighbour had a cat like that. He would come into our house from time to time and wouldn't leave unless he got at least 30 mins of sitting on a lap and purring.


Maybe do the same? Send her out to your neighbours xD


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 21:07:31


Cats aren’t dumb, you’re dumb.

Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 23:20:35


At 2/24/19 06:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: This girl I'm seeing's dog is super snuggle-aggressive, and if you don't pet her she'll force her head under your hand, and if you show anyone more attention than her, she'll get mad and start barking.


We have a rescue dog that's super needy like that too, always needing to be touched and pet. She'll whine like she's being tortured if we are watching a movie and not paying attention to her. Good luck trying to have a nap when I'm the only one home too. >:(


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 23:32:01


At 2/24/19 11:39 PM, Zymbot wrote:
At 2/24/19 10:58 PM, Fro wrote: I thought the point of having a cat as a pet was to have something in the house that disliked human attention just as much as I do. Dog's are too much positive energy, I prefer the meh attitudes that cats usually have.

Yours is broken.
Funny thing is she ignores everybody else in the world but me.


Maybe Zymbot is just a pussy magnet.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 23:43:31


At 2/25/19 11:32 PM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 2/24/19 11:39 PM, Zymbot wrote:
At 2/24/19 10:58 PM, Fro wrote: I thought the point of having a cat as a pet was to have something in the house that disliked human attention just as much as I do. Dog's are too much positive energy, I prefer the meh attitudes that cats usually have.

Yours is broken.
Funny thing is she ignores everybody else in the world but me.
Maybe Zymbot is just a pussy magnet.


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 23:59:01


At 2/25/19 11:43 PM, Zymbot wrote:


Hoorah for double entendres!


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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-25 23:59:39 (edited 2019-02-26 00:00:05)


Whoops. Didn't meant to double post.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-26 00:58:06 (edited 2019-02-26 00:59:46)


Sit on the computer all day and let it sleep on your lap. Works for me.


At 2/25/19 11:20 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: We have a rescue dog that's super needy like that too, always needing to be touched and pet. She'll whine like she's being tortured if we are watching a movie and not paying attention to her. Good luck trying to have a nap when I'm the only one home too. >:(

Is it a Yorkie? My SO's family has a dog like that, he sometimes freaks me out because it sounds like he's in pain even though he's fine.


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-26 10:11:47


dude needy cats are tha shit.


My cat thats at my parents was a cat that lived down the road and she was getting bullied over her food, so I pat her head and she pur, nek minute she followed me back home, slept in my front yard, and followed me everywhere in the front yard when i did the gardening. I told her owner and she didn't mind at all as she was pretty anti social and she was glad she had a kewl guy to keep her company. One day, she was in the backyard sleeping on an office chair I kept outside for pure comfort while punching down ciggies. She claimed that chair, she claimed my house, she claimed me. But she wont leave me alone, if I pick her up she will kneed into my shoulder and draw blood if i pat her while she transforms into the purr monster I love that cat i named her 'Buddy' and she my best friend


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-26 10:26:37


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: Why is my cat so needy?


Your pussy is needy huh? You should stroke it till it falls asleep.


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-26 10:36:35


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.

Why is my cat so needy?


Why don't likes cats? These are wonderful creatures


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-02-26 14:45:47


At 2/24/19 06:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: This girl I'm seeing's dog is super snuggle-aggressive, and if you don't pet her she'll force her head under your hand, and if you show anyone more attention than her, she'll get mad and start barking.


So how does sex work? If your're doing her doggy style, does the dog cheer you on or kinda wants you to stop?


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-03-01 11:53:17


She's at it again.


Earlier she was perched on my shoulder like a pirate's parrot.


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-03-01 12:46:53


My family has 3 cats, they do stupid stuff all the time. One of them always sits on top of my car all the time, while the others fight each other. Same cat that accidentally got himself looked in our garage one time.

Response to My dumb cat. 2019-03-01 12:52:34


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.

Why is my cat so needy?


Have you considered a good ol' package piledriver on the pussy?


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Response to My dumb cat. 2019-03-01 13:20:52


At 2/25/19 09:07 PM, solitonmedic wrote: Cats aren’t dumb, you’re dumb.


Some cats definitely are dumb. Yes, they have a bunch of neurons, true. But if you never interact with them or challenge them, I've come across many that just seem outright stupid in their behavior.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to My dumb cat. 2019-03-01 15:52:53


At 2/24/19 03:28 PM, Zymbot wrote: I don't want to hold her all day long, but she won't take no for an answer.

Why is my cat so needy?


This indicates she is smart, not dumb at all.


She is using you as a carrier to move her around.



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