00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

Petepan09 just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Tips for dieting

345 Views | 10 Replies

Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 03:28:29


Wrong answers only


Sig by @Brokendeck

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 04:49:25


Only eat things that'll exclusively make you shit a lot. You won't have time to get fat because of the constant shitting.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 04:53:15


Have you heard of the Pliocene diet?

be a cannibal

"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 07:02:57


Forget about it.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 07:05:35


Syrup all the things


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 11:53:42


Let me cook every meal for you.

I'm southern.

It'll all be super healthy.


| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 12:53:51


Eat plenty of carbs and hydrogenated margarine.

This was a thing when I was growing up.

A truly prophetic sig...

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 13:42:38


At 10/16/18 11:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Let me cook every meal for you.

I'm southern.

It'll all be super healthy.

Anything in particular?


Sig by @Brokendeck

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 14:35:24


At 10/16/18 01:42 PM, Wegra wrote:
At 10/16/18 11:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Let me cook every meal for you.

I'm southern.

It'll all be super healthy.
Anything in particular?

Beignets, bread pudding, red beans and rice


| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

BBS Signature

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 15:43:10


Always have a sugary drink inbetween hours during work ,so that you could resist any sort of fatigue from advancing to not feel burnt out or disoriented0 and spaced out after work. Be sure to bring aspirin before coming into work just in case

Response to Tips for dieting 2018-10-16 18:18:04


Anorexics are pretty skinny, so they must be doing something right.