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what if you found out...

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what if you found out... 2018-08-11 05:50:13


that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 05:59:51 (edited 2018-08-11 06:00:29)


I would get them to take off the curse. Might punch them, right now I don't feel very angry or imaginative.


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 06:45:55


At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?

Hmm. Whenever somebody asks me questions like this, my brain freezes. Meaning I can't give an expiation at the moment. Probably a silly one would be to kill him / her.


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 08:05:35


At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?

I wouldn't be surprised at all, it would explain everything.


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 09:16:22


At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?

I don't know. The curse they inflicted on me is a weird one. Think of what it entails:

- Intelligence
- Ruthlessness
- Wanting to die
- Inability to smile
- Inability to forget
- Unfailing cynicism
- Undying love for this fine lady and her piano

Some of these are awesome, others I wouldn't have needed.


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 10:10:02


Attempt to curse in return. Or ruin every aspect of that person's lives.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 11:16:47


At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?

i would thank said person for helping me become who i am today


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 14:54:54


At 8/11/18 08:05 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:
At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?
I wouldn't be surprised at all, it would explain everything.

Thats sad, i wish i could make it all better

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 15:43:43


I'd thank them for the curse. My problems have made me into the person I am today. It's also made me make plans on how to overcome them. The curse if anything has made me into a better man. I'm still statistically a bit crap and I'm unemployed but this is something I believe I can overcome. Even if I have to work at minimum wage for 10 years for my plans to be in effect, I'll do it.

that being said, I'd probably still get sombody to undo the curse.

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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 16:56:30


At 8/11/18 02:54 PM, Kieran wrote:
I wouldn't be surprised at all, it would explain everything.
Thats sad, i wish i could make it all better

You make things a little better every time you post!


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 17:17:26


At 8/11/18 04:56 PM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:
At 8/11/18 02:54 PM, Kieran wrote:
I wouldn't be surprised at all, it would explain everything.
Thats sad, i wish i could make it all better
You make things a little better every time you post!

Thanks bby

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-11 21:15:18


At 8/11/18 06:31 AM, MPPlantOfficial wrote:
At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?
Sue them. Make sure you get a voodoo judge

lol


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 06:30:31


I'd defile a mummy and/or it's tomb in the hopes that the two curses would cancel each other out.

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 07:34:03


At 8/12/18 08:47 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: Deal with it...

so straightforward

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 07:35:03


At 8/11/18 10:10 AM, satanbrain wrote: Attempt to curse in return. Or ruin every aspect of that person's lives.

i would just release my anger on them really

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 09:25:03


At 8/13/18 08:33 AM, Quisty wrote:
At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?
Wait for karma to take its tole as the evil is defeated and the prince kisses me awake from my death slumber.

Then you see I am the prince, and desperately try to get your death slumber back.

Sorry. Some jokes I can't resist making. Especially at my own expense.

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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 13:09:30


At 8/13/18 07:35 AM, Kieran wrote:
At 8/11/18 10:10 AM, satanbrain wrote: Attempt to curse in return. Or ruin every aspect of that person's lives.
i would just release my anger on them really

Wouldn't that cause untimely death and the cessation of their misery?


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 13:17:03


At 8/13/18 08:33 AM, Quisty wrote:
At 8/11/18 05:50 AM, Kieran wrote: that someone cursed you when you where a baby and that curse is responsible for all your problems? what would you do to the person?
Wait for karma to take its tole as the evil is defeated and the prince kisses me awake from my death slumber.

In my experience, karma never catches up with the folks who screw me over.

I mean, @Damnedbyfate offers to sacrifice them to Odin, but that's the best I get.


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 13:51:10


At 8/13/18 01:09 PM, satanbrain wrote:
At 8/13/18 07:35 AM, Kieran wrote:
At 8/11/18 10:10 AM, satanbrain wrote: Attempt to curse in return. Or ruin every aspect of that person's lives.
i would just release my anger on them really
Wouldn't that cause untimely death and the cessation of their misery?

Obviously i wouldn't kill them

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 13:52:31


At 8/13/18 01:17 PM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:
At 8/13/18 08:33 AM, Quisty wrote:
Wait for karma to take its tole as the evil is defeated and the prince kisses me awake from my death slumber.
In my experience, karma never catches up with the folks who screw me over.

I mean, @Damnedbyfate offers to sacrifice them to Odin, but that's the best I get.

Ill sacrifice them to diagon

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-13 13:58:54


I'd sit on them


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-14 05:23:59


At 8/13/18 01:17 PM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:
At 8/13/18 08:33 AM, Quisty wrote: Wait for karma to take its tole as the evil is defeated and the prince kisses me awake from my death slumber.
In my experience, karma never catches up with the folks who screw me over.

I mean, @Damnedbyfate offers to sacrifice them to Odin, but that's the best I get.

Well, can there be any greater punishment than my face being the last thing they see?


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-14 05:27:27



In my experience, karma never catches up with the folks who screw me over.

I mean, @Damnedbyfate offers to sacrifice them to Odin, but that's the best I get.
Well, can there be any greater punishment than my face being the last thing they see?

Your face cant be THAT bad

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-14 09:22:29


At 8/14/18 05:27 AM, Kieran wrote: Your face cant be THAT bad

You know Freddy Kruger? He's pretty compared to me.


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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-14 12:46:15


Ask a mage how to remove said "curse", then declare a magic battle to destroy the one who gave me the curse.

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Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-14 20:46:25


I'd make a voodoo doll of them and just go nuts with it.


I laugh at your sigs!

Response to what if you found out... 2018-08-16 10:15:24


@tomfulp can you lock this topic please?