...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?

At 3/11/18 11:06 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?

Inform the police immediately.

But then I don't get McDonalds

At 3/11/18 11:10 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:06 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:06 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

But then I don't get McDonalds

Ditch the nig, marry the creep, eat, fuck, be merry and live happily ever after, then.

Weddings have cake

At 3/11/18 11:13 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:12 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

Exactly. There's going to be cake darling. That's what matters most, right?

In ALL matters of life

I want my funeral to have cake too

At 3/11/18 11:29 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:20 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:13 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:12 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

Exactly. There's going to be cake darling. That's what matters most, right?

In ALL matters of life

I want my funeral to have cake too

I want warm yellow/chocolate marble cake with chocolate frosting immediately and at my funeral.

Let's kill someone just so we can have cake.

I mean

Let's just have cake

At 3/11/18 11:35 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?

Photoshop him. Eyes not big enough.

I did this....

Clearly catfishing, everyone knows that tacos are the only way to a girls heart

At 3/11/18 11:46 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:34 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:29 PM, sevensieze wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:20 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:13 PM, sevensieze wrote:

Let's just have cake

Improving. I need to go buy cement. It takes a while to dry. Might as well have some cake while we wait.

And chains or ropes

At 3/11/18 11:49 PM, FoAngel wrote: Clearly catfishing, everyone knows that tacos are the only way to a girls heart

Well that's why I needed advice. If he'd offered tacos, I'd be meeting him IRL right now.
But McDonalds, I can't quite trust him yet.

Sounds like a solid date. Odd though.

Ask him if he's heard the gospel of Cool Dude Daniel, if he has, go, if he hasn't, ditch him for he is a heretic of the highest order.
You cannot trust those who haven't accepted my words of wisdom and cool.

Suck his dick for half a McRib, like a good girl should.

At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?

Combine the benefits of a good meal and being rid of that guy the DamnedByFate way. Eat him.

At 3/11/18 11:48 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: I did this....

Looks like a fun guy! What could possibly go wrong?

At 3/12/18 12:01 AM, StatKing wrote: Sounds like a solid date. Odd though.

I'm gonna hit him up again later. I doubt he murders me.

At 3/12/18 12:54 AM, DanielTheManiel wrote: Ask him if he's heard the gospel of Cool Dude Daniel, if he has, go, if he hasn't, ditch him for he is a heretic of the highest order.
You cannot trust those who haven't accepted my words of wisdom and cool.

This is very valuable advice!

At 3/12/18 02:27 AM, Zero2562130 wrote: Suck his dick for half a McRib, like a good girl should.

Half? I am pretty good at what I do, he better give me an ENTIRE sandwich.

At 3/12/18 06:34 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?

Combine the benefits of a good meal and being rid of that guy the DamnedByFate way. Eat him.

He's kinda nice though. I have plenty of other people I'd rather sacrifice to Odin first.

At 3/12/18 08:30 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 3/11/18 11:48 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: I did this....

Looks like a fun guy! What could possibly go wrong?

It's settled. We are gonna meet up later.

Reverse Catfish him by sending him a photo of an obese lady while saying, "okay but I'm gonna need at least 4 big macs."

At 3/12/18 08:54 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Reverse Catfish him by sending him a photo of an obese lady while saying, "okay but I'm gonna need at least 4 big macs."

This is an excellent idea. I might do this....

Get the McChicken

At 3/12/18 09:25 AM, penis-plant wrote: Get the McChicken

You always have the best advice on the bbs, js.

Go to McDonald's with him
Eat the food
Say you have to use the bathroom due to constipation
Leave through the window
Profit

At 3/12/18 09:43 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/12/18 09:25 AM, penis-plant wrote: Get the McChicken

You always have the best advice on the bbs, js.

Just doing my part

At 3/12/18 10:07 AM, Bones wrote: Go to McDonald's with him
Eat the food
Say you have to use the bathroom due to constipation
Leave through the window
Profit

You have good ideas too!

At 3/12/18 10:35 AM, ZachZenith wrote: A man with that big of eyes should never be trusted.

Yeah eyes are supposed to be the window into your soul or something idk

All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.

Murder, don't murder.

Bacon Mcdouble is $2

At 3/12/18 10:48 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.

Murder, don't murder.

Bacon Mcdouble is $2

You're always too busy with your bands and groupies to take me to McDonalds.

At 3/12/18 11:15 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/12/18 10:48 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.

Murder, don't murder.

Bacon Mcdouble is $2

You're always too busy with your bands and groupies to take me to McDonalds.

But after I'm dead you can write a tell all book about my deepest and darkest secrets and become a millionaire.

I know it seems hard right now, but I'm doing this for us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZ7mTL4jRY

At 3/12/18 11:32 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 3/12/18 11:15 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/12/18 10:48 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.

Murder, don't murder.

Bacon Mcdouble is $2

You're always too busy with your bands and groupies to take me to McDonalds.

But after I'm dead you can write a tell all book about my deepest and darkest secrets and become a millionaire.

I know it seems hard right now, but I'm doing this for us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZ7mTL4jRY

One day, when we're old and in our rocking chairs on our porch, bitching about things more than we do right now, we'll look back on these days with fondness.

At 3/12/18 11:49 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: bitching about things more than we do right now

How is this even possible?

The world is already as bad as it can possibly be and still have $2 bacon mcdoubles in it.

At 3/12/18 08:48 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/12/18 12:54 AM, DanielTheManiel wrote:

This is very valuable advice!

I am known for great advice and cool skateboard tricks.

Too bad my skateboard is in a different school and is very shy so you can't meet her.

At 3/12/18 08:48 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 3/12/18 02:27 AM, Zero2562130 wrote: Suck his dick for half a McRib, like a good girl should.

Half? I am pretty good at what I do, he better give me an ENTIRE sandwich.

Well then you're just being greedy.

But hey, your cat has to eat too, right?

At 3/12/18 12:43 PM, Zero2562130 wrote:
But hey, your cat has to eat too, right?

Exactly!