...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/11/18 11:06 PM, sevensieze wrote:At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?Inform the police immediately.
But then I don't get McDonalds
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/11/18 11:10 PM, sevensieze wrote:At 3/11/18 11:06 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:Ditch the nig, marry the creep, eat, fuck, be merry and live happily ever after, then.At 3/11/18 11:06 PM, sevensieze wrote:But then I don't get McDonaldsAt 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:
Weddings have cake
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/11/18 11:13 PM, sevensieze wrote:At 3/11/18 11:12 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:Exactly. There's going to be cake darling. That's what matters most, right?
In ALL matters of life
I want my funeral to have cake too
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/11/18 11:29 PM, sevensieze wrote:At 3/11/18 11:20 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:I want warm yellow/chocolate marble cake with chocolate frosting immediately and at my funeral.At 3/11/18 11:13 PM, sevensieze wrote:In ALL matters of lifeAt 3/11/18 11:12 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:Exactly. There's going to be cake darling. That's what matters most, right?
I want my funeral to have cake too
Let's kill someone just so we can have cake.
I mean
Let's just have cake
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/11/18 11:35 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote:At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?Photoshop him. Eyes not big enough.
I did this....
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
Clearly catfishing, everyone knows that tacos are the only way to a girls heart
At 3/11/18 11:46 PM, sevensieze wrote:At 3/11/18 11:34 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:Improving. I need to go buy cement. It takes a while to dry. Might as well have some cake while we wait.At 3/11/18 11:29 PM, sevensieze wrote:Let's just have cakeAt 3/11/18 11:20 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:At 3/11/18 11:13 PM, sevensieze wrote:
And chains or ropes
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/11/18 11:49 PM, FoAngel wrote: Clearly catfishing, everyone knows that tacos are the only way to a girls heart
Well that's why I needed advice. If he'd offered tacos, I'd be meeting him IRL right now.
But McDonalds, I can't quite trust him yet.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
Sounds like a solid date. Odd though.
Ask him if he's heard the gospel of Cool Dude Daniel, if he has, go, if he hasn't, ditch him for he is a heretic of the highest order.
You cannot trust those who haven't accepted my words of wisdom and cool.
Suck his dick for half a McRib, like a good girl should.
At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?
Combine the benefits of a good meal and being rid of that guy the DamnedByFate way. Eat him.
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At 3/11/18 11:48 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: I did this....
Looks like a fun guy! What could possibly go wrong?
At 3/12/18 12:01 AM, StatKing wrote: Sounds like a solid date. Odd though.
I'm gonna hit him up again later. I doubt he murders me.
At 3/12/18 12:54 AM, DanielTheManiel wrote: Ask him if he's heard the gospel of Cool Dude Daniel, if he has, go, if he hasn't, ditch him for he is a heretic of the highest order.
You cannot trust those who haven't accepted my words of wisdom and cool.
This is very valuable advice!
At 3/12/18 02:27 AM, Zero2562130 wrote: Suck his dick for half a McRib, like a good girl should.
Half? I am pretty good at what I do, he better give me an ENTIRE sandwich.
At 3/12/18 06:34 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 3/11/18 11:04 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: ...is sending me all these pics and offering to take me to McDonalds. What do I do?Combine the benefits of a good meal and being rid of that guy the DamnedByFate way. Eat him.
He's kinda nice though. I have plenty of other people I'd rather sacrifice to Odin first.
At 3/12/18 08:30 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 3/11/18 11:48 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: I did this....Looks like a fun guy! What could possibly go wrong?
It's settled. We are gonna meet up later.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
Reverse Catfish him by sending him a photo of an obese lady while saying, "okay but I'm gonna need at least 4 big macs."
At 3/12/18 08:54 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Reverse Catfish him by sending him a photo of an obese lady while saying, "okay but I'm gonna need at least 4 big macs."
This is an excellent idea. I might do this....
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/12/18 09:25 AM, penis-plant wrote: Get the McChicken
You always have the best advice on the bbs, js.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
Go to McDonald's with him
Eat the food
Say you have to use the bathroom due to constipation
Leave through the window
Profit
At 3/12/18 09:43 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:At 3/12/18 09:25 AM, penis-plant wrote: Get the McChickenYou always have the best advice on the bbs, js.
Just doing my part
At 3/12/18 10:07 AM, Bones wrote: Go to McDonald's with him
Eat the food
Say you have to use the bathroom due to constipation
Leave through the window
Profit
You have good ideas too!
At 3/12/18 10:35 AM, ZachZenith wrote: A man with that big of eyes should never be trusted.
Yeah eyes are supposed to be the window into your soul or something idk
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.
Murder, don't murder.
Bacon Mcdouble is $2
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 3/12/18 10:48 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.
Murder, don't murder.
Bacon Mcdouble is $2
You're always too busy with your bands and groupies to take me to McDonalds.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/12/18 11:15 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:At 3/12/18 10:48 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.You're always too busy with your bands and groupies to take me to McDonalds.
Murder, don't murder.
Bacon Mcdouble is $2
But after I'm dead you can write a tell all book about my deepest and darkest secrets and become a millionaire.
I know it seems hard right now, but I'm doing this for us.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 3/12/18 11:32 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:At 3/12/18 11:15 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:But after I'm dead you can write a tell all book about my deepest and darkest secrets and become a millionaire.At 3/12/18 10:48 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: All I'm saying is the Bacon Mcdouble is on the $2 menu.You're always too busy with your bands and groupies to take me to McDonalds.
Murder, don't murder.
Bacon Mcdouble is $2
I know it seems hard right now, but I'm doing this for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZ7mTL4jRY
One day, when we're old and in our rocking chairs on our porch, bitching about things more than we do right now, we'll look back on these days with fondness.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 3/12/18 11:49 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: bitching about things more than we do right now
How is this even possible?
The world is already as bad as it can possibly be and still have $2 bacon mcdoubles in it.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 3/12/18 08:48 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:At 3/12/18 12:54 AM, DanielTheManiel wrote:This is very valuable advice!
I am known for great advice and cool skateboard tricks.
Too bad my skateboard is in a different school and is very shy so you can't meet her.
At 3/12/18 08:48 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:At 3/12/18 02:27 AM, Zero2562130 wrote: Suck his dick for half a McRib, like a good girl should.Half? I am pretty good at what I do, he better give me an ENTIRE sandwich.
Well then you're just being greedy.
But hey, your cat has to eat too, right?
At 3/12/18 12:43 PM, Zero2562130 wrote:
But hey, your cat has to eat too, right?
Exactly!
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||