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Your Power!

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Your Power! 2018-03-09 16:48:27


Not the type of Power like Super Powers you probably got by hitting your head into the wall, but your "talent-ish" Powahs!

I haz teh supa-cool power of laughing like a retarted evil guy. Thats it, and oh, supa-cool power of gaming skills

Response to Your Power! 2018-03-09 16:55:33


I have the power of everything conveniently happening in my favor.
Also the power of making everyone around me question my sanity.

Response to Your Power! 2018-03-09 16:59:43


I can move my ear

Response to Your Power! 2018-03-09 19:20:47


At 3/9/18 06:44 PM, lalilulelo008 wrote: i never get lost

You're like a human pigeon or something.

Would make a great wilderness guide.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-09 20:11:01


At 3/9/18 04:55 PM, DanielTheManiel wrote: I have the power of everything conveniently happening in my favor.
Also the power of making everyone around me question my sanity.

Same. Also for some reason, whenever I predict something the opposite happens.


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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-09 20:38:04 (edited 2018-03-09 20:39:58)


I don't have any power.

\/ \/ \/ \/ This guy though, he has 130 points! Surely the mods should give this man modship.

I mean 130! that's more then 120! That's so much power!

Response to Your Power! 2018-03-09 20:58:02


I'm a ghost.


| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 00:32:43


At 3/9/18 08:11 PM, Oddlem wrote:
At 3/9/18 04:55 PM, DanielTheManiel wrote: I have the power of everything conveniently happening in my favor.
Also the power of making everyone around me question my sanity.
Same. Also for some reason, whenever I predict something the opposite happens.

Buy a lottery ticket. Put down the exact opposite numbers of whatever you're thinking. Jackpot!


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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 00:36:17


At 3/10/18 12:32 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Buy a lottery ticket. Put down the exact opposite numbers of whatever you're thinking. Jackpot!

Opposite numbers? So negatives?
Do lottery tickets even get negatives?

Maybe some anti-lottery, where they take the one unlucky guy's money.

Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 00:39:05


At 3/9/18 08:58 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: I'm a ghost.

Does that mean I can see dead people?

Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 00:39:59


At 3/10/18 12:36 AM, DanielTheManiel wrote: Opposite numbers? So negatives?
Do lottery tickets even get negatives?
Maybe some anti-lottery, where they take the one unlucky guy's money.

More like match up the numbers. Say a number can only be 0 through 10. Then 0 would be the opposite of 10, 1 would be the opposite of 9, 2 would be the opposite of 8, etc ... and yes 5 would be its own opposite. Depends how high the numbers can go then just do the math.

So if you guessed 589 but always get things the opposite, then the correct answer would be 521.


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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 01:20:22


At 3/10/18 12:32 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
Buy a lottery ticket. Put down the exact opposite numbers of whatever you're thinking. Jackpot!

inb4 a second satan cat appears instead.


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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 01:23:10


At 3/10/18 01:20 AM, Oddlem wrote:
At 3/10/18 12:32 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
Buy a lottery ticket. Put down the exact opposite numbers of whatever you're thinking. Jackpot!
inb4 a second satan cat appears instead.

Satan cats are better than winning the lottery though. Most people don't even have one satan cat and you're busy over there collecting them. Soon you can have a satan cat army!


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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 03:58:40 (edited 2018-03-10 03:59:21)


At 3/10/18 01:23 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
Satan cats are better than winning the lottery though. Most people don't even have one satan cat and you're busy over there collecting them. Soon you can have a satan cat army!

Aw hell yeah. >:D


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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 04:57:44


I have the power of atrophy. By doing nothing, i cause everything to slowly wastes away into it's eventual end.

Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 06:09:27


I have the power of not giving a shit about anything, including life itself.

At 3/9/18 08:58 PM, MissChosenOne wrote: I'm a ghost.

So, does that mean we're effectively haunting each other or what?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 07:43:45


At 3/10/18 06:09 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I have the power of not giving a shit about anything, including life itself.

So, does that mean we're effectively haunting each other or what?

Wouldn't it be great if we could put both of these things as relationship statuses on facebook?


| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 14:00:36


At 3/10/18 07:43 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: Wouldn't it be great if we could put both of these things as relationship statuses on facebook?

Completely disregarding the fact that I refuse to support a business that sells my personal information to advertisers, I'd still prefer my relationship status to be "Who the fuck cares about this shit anyway?" (yes, including the swearwords)


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Your Power! 2018-03-10 15:55:45


I have unlimited power.

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