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complete the story? 2018-02-06 09:09:43 Reply

knocks at door," hello?... pizza guy!!" he waits but rings the door's bell.
(complete the story or add or finish it)

we'll add to each others, story until it's a full story..
i started it so it's up to the next person to continue it then the next person adds on then the next.. we'll keep going until it's done.

go! go!! goo!! goo!!!!


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-06 10:14:51 Reply

At 2/6/18 09:09 AM, acemcgunner wrote: knocks at door," hello?... pizza guy!!" he waits but rings the door's bell.

A grizzled old man opens the door. revealing a room illuminated by two guttering torches.
He takes the pizza and pays with a $20, leaving a generous tip.
"It's dangerous outside. Take this"

.......


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-06 10:22:57 Reply

At 2/6/18 10:14 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 2/6/18 09:09 AM, acemcgunner wrote: knocks at door," hello?... pizza guy!!" he waits but rings the door's bell.
A grizzled old man opens the door. revealing a room illuminated by two guttering torches.
He takes the pizza and pays with a $20, leaving a generous tip.
"It's dangerous outside. Take this"

.......

the new hero "pizza guy" takes the relic of "shu shu" leaves into the cold, wet streets to his next client

................


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-06 18:15:13 (edited 2018-02-06 18:15:32) Reply

At 2/6/18 10:22 AM, acemcgunner wrote: the new hero "pizza guy" takes the relic of "shu shu" leaves into the cold, wet streets to his next client

................

...who lives just two blocks away.

But as he's embarking onward with the rest of the chow and "shu shu" a Chunin ninja jumps out from behind the trunk of a tree in swimming trunks like a shooting star and something that looks like a Sai sword. Our pizza guy hero whips out his brand new Poly-Fiber Combat Weapon and...

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-06 22:48:01 Reply

At 2/6/18 06:15 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/6/18 10:22 AM, acemcgunner wrote: the new hero "pizza guy" takes the relic of "shu shu" leaves into the cold, wet streets to his next client

................
...who lives just two blocks away.

But as he's embarking onward with the rest of the chow and "shu shu" a Chunin ninja jumps out from behind the trunk of a tree in swimming trunks like a shooting star and something that looks like a Sai sword. Our pizza guy hero whips out his brand new Poly-Fiber Combat Weapon and...

and..
and he kicked some ninja ass and he unmasked the ninja, it was in fact that guy from two blocks away, and he force feed him pizza until............


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-06 23:45:48 Reply

explosive diarrhea

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 01:20:03 Reply

- which was thankfully contained by the Depend Adjustable XL that he was wearing - mostly. The disgruntled customer scraped at the bits of gravel on the sidewalk, tensing from the lingering burning pain. His body heaved as he sputtered syllables between choking back vomit, sauce and saliva pooling in the cracks of the pavement.

"What was that, loyal customer?" the Pizza Guy grinned, lifting his chin with the tip of his boot.

"M-my order was first, you piece of-"

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 05:12:16 (edited 2018-02-07 05:12:33) Reply

At 2/7/18 02:22 AM, Makakaov wrote: FBI.

During this dispute, the chunin files a complaint to the pizza guys' unknown pizza place, "The Pizza Cave". Since Pizza martial law was not only in effect at The Pizza Cave, our hero is persecuted by his own restaurant, and is forced to hide in the Chinese delivery place "Hong Kong Ching Chong Derivery" with his trusty Chinese (but former opponent) affiliate, Jackie Chan.


Noggleton is so cool lol

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 05:44:28 (edited 2018-02-07 05:45:12) Reply

At 2/7/18 05:12 AM, Noggleton wrote: During this dispute, the chunin files a complaint to the pizza guys' unknown pizza place, "The Pizza Cave". Since Pizza martial law was not only in effect at The Pizza Cave, our hero is persecuted by his own restaurant, and is forced to hide in the Chinese delivery place "Hong Kong Ching Chong Derivery" with his trusty Chinese (but former opponent) affiliate, Jackie Chan.

Little did he know the tomatoes would rise again, bloodthirstier than ever, and soon pizza parlors turned to slaughterhouses; the streets littered with limbs, wet with tomato pulp and blood. The chunin crew did the best they could, but were soon outnumbered by this horrible vegetable threat. At the Hong Kong Ching Chong Derivery place Pizza Hero and Jackie Chan swiftly eliminated the local tomato menace, and once again ventured outside to the save the world.

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 12:37:42 Reply

(( The End ))


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 14:38:15 Reply

At 2/7/18 12:37 PM, acemcgunner wrote: (( The End ))

The mayor screamed, not knowing the menace had merely been driven underground.

However, the vegetables nursed their grudge against the vegans, and it was only a matter of time until they rose again.


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 14:41:09 Reply

the end (?)


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 14:46:39 Reply

At 2/7/18 02:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 2/7/18 12:37 PM, acemcgunner wrote: (( The End ))
The mayor screamed, not knowing the menace had merely been driven underground.

However, the vegetables nursed their grudge against the vegans, and it was only a matter of time until they rose again.

(((( THE END ))))))))))))))))))))) ?????????????


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-07 19:21:24 Reply

At 2/7/18 02:46 PM, acemcgunner wrote:
At 2/7/18 02:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 2/7/18 12:37 PM, acemcgunner wrote: (( The End ))
The mayor screamed, not knowing the menace had merely been driven underground.

However, the vegetables nursed their grudge against the vegans, and it was only a matter of time until they rose again.
(((( THE END ))))))))))))))))))))) ?????????????

"Gosh, ya'll" said the farmer, staring at his record booming crops, slowly waving despite there being a lack of wind.

A watermelon vine slowly creeps up, wrapping itself around one of his ankles. A stalk of corn slowly pulls itself out of the ground.


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-09 10:40:31 Reply

At 2/7/18 07:21 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: "Gosh, ya'll" said the farmer, staring at his record booming crops, slowly waving despite there being a lack of wind.

A watermelon vine slowly creeps up, wrapping itself around one of his ankles. A stalk of corn slowly pulls itself out of the ground.

...only to dry up in the burning sun's intensifying glare. "Life on Mercury is hard!" the farmer exclaimed. "I should have really gone with the Mars colony instead".

And so he sat down on the ground, half-starved, as the sunrays flayed his skin and all surface humidity fizzled off in the wind...

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-09 11:24:29 Reply

At 2/9/18 10:40 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/7/18 07:21 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: "Gosh, ya'll" said the farmer, staring at his record booming crops, slowly waving despite there being a lack of wind.

A watermelon vine slowly creeps up, wrapping itself around one of his ankles. A stalk of corn slowly pulls itself out of the ground.
...only to dry up in the burning sun's intensifying glare. "Life on Mercury is hard!" the farmer exclaimed. "I should have really gone with the Mars colony instead".

And so he sat down on the ground, half-starved, as the sunrays flayed his skin and all surface humidity fizzled off in the wind...

"So perish all wetties." said the Chief of the sand people.
"We have his ship, sir."
"Good, good. The earthlings were foolish to think they could colonize our lands without repercussions. Once we establish a foothold in their deserts, it will only be a matter of time before the wet planet is ours"


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-09 11:37:53 Reply

At 2/6/18 11:45 PM, TailsIzGae wrote: explosive diarrhea

wow, really?

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-09 14:24:13 (edited 2018-02-09 14:24:46) Reply

At 2/9/18 11:24 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: "So perish all wetties." said the Chief of the sand people.
"We have his ship, sir."
"Good, good. The earthlings were foolish to think they could colonize our lands without repercussions. Once we establish a foothold in their deserts, it will only be a matter of time before the wet planet is ours"

Little did they know Jackie Chan was hiding behind the pillar of withered corn by which the shriveled farmer went hither... hearing their sinister plan down to the most minuscule detail. Of course he didn't really know the language, but the universal translator gadget his good buddy Flash Gordon had bestowed upon him sure was coming in handy.

The Farmer Federation had fortunately expected something like this ever since this sinister sandy species was first discovered, and the entire human fleet was already in orbit around this ore bit (apparently Mercury was composed of a mass of almost unfathomable riches - much to the disappointment of all the farmers who came there in search for a place to grow the crops that Earth could no longer bare). Jackie reached for the transponder to relay this most important message, but suddenly, everything went dark.

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-09 15:27:49 Reply

boom!! bird robot show up!!


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-12 06:34:52 (edited 2018-02-12 06:35:25) Reply

At 2/9/18 03:27 PM, acemcgunner wrote: boom!! bird robot show up!!

To save the day! But in the intense sun his circuits fry and he dwindles like stir fried goose - or a shot down spitfire, to the sandy surface of this treacherous desert bastion....

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-13 16:44:13 Reply

Where the hidden base of the evil Doctor McNuggetsausage was preparing the final step of his master plan to...

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-13 16:54:24 Reply

the beginning

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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-13 21:13:43 Reply

At 2/13/18 04:54 PM, nevermindnirvana wrote: the beginning

god crated shit like trees, air and animals.. shit was sick as shit, god saw it was doped... and~ then our peeps and the may-mays and the beabeas, and he saw it was sick AF


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-13 21:15:02 Reply

At 2/9/18 11:37 AM, FredVasco wrote:
At 2/6/18 11:45 PM, TailsIzGae wrote: explosive diarrhea
wow, really?

it's part of the story, your turn newfag lol


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Response to complete the story? 2018-02-14 05:39:32 Reply

At 2/13/18 09:13 PM, acemcgunner wrote: god crated shit like trees, air and animals.. shit was sick as shit, god saw it was doped... and~ then our peeps and the may-mays and the beabeas, and he saw it was sick AF

....so he tried to find a cure, but no matter what he tried the plague just kept spreading! Humanity grew like a virus and swept over the planet without mercy, wiping out all fellow brethren and other strange species one by one, until the day of the third world war came, nations had forgot the horrors of the earlier wars and in their perpetual state of arrogance and carelessness accidentally blew up the planet.