Hi everyone!
What is the best PM you've ever gotten? Was it one that made you laugh/cry/mad? Was someone mocking you, praising you, or trying too hard to troll you? Post your best.
For me... it's a three-way tie. I just can't choose. One rage pumper, one who took issue with a review I left, and one who really seemed to enjoy my spamathon a few years ago.
Yeah for some reason, I can't upload an image, so here's what I got:
Fuck off.
bluekid2222
Dude I can understand the pokesex flashes but the cute little minecraft "I hate creepers" flash was cute and the maker didn't need for you to make him feel bad, so stop being a douche and get back to being an asshole in real life, leave the internet alone, on it people can post what they want and shouldn't be critized as badly as you are doing so... so FUCK OFF. thank you for reading this.
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JimGod
Just curious, why are you so much of an asshole?
Really, every thread I've seen you post in has been a flame, and you seem proud of it judging by your sig...
I know being an asshole is fun, but seriously, chill the fuck out. Just being a douchebag to everyone is really uncool and it's kind of annoying seeing one of your +1 post counts in every thread bitching at someone, grow up.
Not looking for a flamewar, just wanted to point it out, starting to bother me.
nice
sweet-tooth-pico-fan
Your getting to become a legend, you just pissed off 1/4 of the BBS tonight.
the novels that @jackho and i send back and forth are always a highlight to my mornings
speaking of which you haven't replied to me in like a week so either you're sick of me or you're cookin' up a HOT ONE
the message from p-bot. yep most definely my favorite PM
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
At 1/16/18 06:39 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: the message from p-bot. yep most definely my favorite PM
The monthly voting one? Good pick. Think I'd go with that one too... can't think of any one particular message that stands out above the rest otherwise...
At 1/16/18 06:43 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 1/16/18 06:39 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: the message from p-bot. yep most definely my favorite PMThe monthly voting one? Good pick. Think I'd go with that one too... can't think of any one particular message that stands out above the rest otherwise...
haha not that one. im talking about that message that tells me that my review has been taken away
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
At 1/16/18 06:45 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: haha not that one. im talking about that message that tells me that my review has been taken away
Oh man. XD I thought that was one of the other bots... probably my least-favorite one there.
At 1/16/18 06:46 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 1/16/18 06:45 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: haha not that one. im talking about that message that tells me that my review has been taken awayOh man. XD I thought that was one of the other bots... probably my least-favorite one there.
hehe oh well what can i say? its often your review gets picked down for telling the truth. you know they cant handle the truth
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
At 1/16/18 06:47 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: hehe oh well what can i say? its often your review gets picked down for telling the truth. you know they cant handle the truth
Well that's one way to look at it. :) If they could handle the truth though, even better. Could have a daily speaks the truth award for the most ruthless; truthful review.
At 1/16/18 06:51 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 1/16/18 06:47 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote:
Well that's one way to look at it. :) If they could handle the truth though, even better. Could have a daily speaks the truth award for the most ruthless; truthful review.
now that would be a intresting thought
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
At 1/16/18 07:52 AM, Gutnacht wrote: Some woman tried to hit on me through NG DMs. I knew it was clearly a troll since feeling affection towards something like me is physically impossible.
or maybe you are just gay. its acceptable nowadays
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
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At 1/16/18 06:45 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote:At 1/16/18 06:43 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:haha not that one. im talking about that message that tells me that my review has been taken awayAt 1/16/18 06:39 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: the message from p-bot. yep most definely my favorite PMThe monthly voting one? Good pick. Think I'd go with that one too... can't think of any one particular message that stands out above the rest otherwise...
Haha... yeah i got plenty of those...
You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 10 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Two Powers on 8/12/11 at 1:41:09 PM:
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Score: 1 / 10
Summary: Two powers...
Review: No dick, you suck!
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The moderator deckheadtottie gave the following reason for the ban:
"Abusive to author. Lengthy ban because of previous history. (Bet you thought we couldn't see under judgement reviews)"
You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 30 days.
This is a result of the review you left for My Snakey Game on 8/12/11 at 1:42:24 PM:
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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Oh I'm sorry...
Review: Did you expect a better rating? Maybe next time you won't spend ten seconds making something and waste our time with it!
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The moderator deckheadtottie gave the following reason for the ban:
"Abusive to author. Lengthy ban because of previous history. [Edit] Wow, someone's being a complete jackass today. Take the month off."
Oh boy. I believe I have a couple of favourites.
At 1/17/18 12:55 PM, Makakaov wrote: Oh boy. I believe I have a couple of favourites.
I nearly pissed myself laughing at the first one!
I had a moderator apologize and beg me not to get them in trouble for abusing their power :p
∀x (∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ∀x ¬(x ∈ e)) ∨ ∃y ¬∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ¬∃z (z ∈ y ∧ z ∈ e ∧ ∀x ¬((x ∈ y ∧ x ∈ e) ∧ ¬(x = z)))))
When WadeFulp told me he couldn't recover my '04 account
Noggleton is so cool lol
At 1/19/18 12:23 AM, sharpnova wrote: I had a moderator apologize and beg me not to get them in trouble for abusing their power :p
then you did something right
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
Its very personal actually.
I purged my inbox a few years back as the memory was full (before the increase came) but I made sure to keep that PM.
Basically I made a really long and depressing userpage post which was my thing was the time and this user who I have so much love and respect for sent me a PM just basically saying that they get it and they could relate and they were grateful that I took the time to share my feelings. It sounds lame but at the time it really meant the world to me.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
This is my favorite pm it makes me feel important! like someone who got invited into a secret cult!
At 1/19/18 01:28 PM, cuteboy99 wrote: This is my favorite pm it makes me feel important! like someone who got invited into a secret cult!
this only makes you feel noticed for nerdyness
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
I like the PM that P-Bot sends you to let you know he deleted your review
At 1/19/18 02:36 PM, PancakePocket wrote: I like the PM that P-Bot sends you to let you know he deleted your review
me too. i love it
im so horny but thats ok my will is good
The only PM I have was something that I received in 2010, so I guess I can call it my favorite so far. It says that I failed and I'll probably get banned.
At 1/19/18 02:36 PM, PancakePocket wrote: I like the PM that P-Bot sends you to let you know he deleted your review
those were always fun... until they PMd me to tell me i was perma banned from reviewing.
At 1/21/18 07:14 PM, StCyril wrote:At 1/19/18 02:36 PM, PancakePocket wrote: I like the PM that P-Bot sends you to let you know he deleted your reviewthose were always fun... until they PMd me to tell me i was perma banned from reviewing.
Oh no.. The worst I got was a month because my brother went into my account and commented poop on a bunch of submissions XD. How did you get banned @StCyril
Noggleton is so cool lol
At 1/21/18 07:14 PM, StCyril wrote:At 1/19/18 02:36 PM, PancakePocket wrote: I like the PM that P-Bot sends you to let you know he deleted your reviewthose were always fun... until they PMd me to tell me i was perma banned from reviewing.
Niga it's the bbs you should be bustin. Reviews ain't no game for trolling
At 1/21/18 07:20 PM, PancakePocket wrote:At 1/21/18 07:14 PM, StCyril wrote:Oh no.. The worst I got was a month because my brother went into my account and commented poop on a bunch of submissions XD. How did you get banned @StCyrilAt 1/19/18 02:36 PM, PancakePocket wrote: I like the PM that P-Bot sends you to let you know he deleted your reviewthose were always fun... until they PMd me to tell me i was perma banned from reviewing.
I won't say it want deserved. Though I still think the video creators I commented on, had it coming.
You have been permanently banned from submitting Portal reviews.
This is a result of the review you left for Madman on that Balloon on 1/3/16 at 8:27:39 PM:
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Score: 0 / 10
Summary:
Review: Graphics: Shit
Voice acting: Shit
Point: None!
DO BETTER OR GTFO!!!
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The moderator NekoMika gave the following reason for the ban:
"You clearly know how the review space works and have been given plenty of chances to clean up your act, farewell to reviewing.
All those "Where are yoooouuu???" PMs I got because I decided to fall off the face of the earth without warning or explanation.
