Have you ever slipped on a banana?
well?... have you?
I think you should, if not for the experience of slipping on a banana but for the right to say "hey, I slipped on a bananan once"
ask people around you if they slipped on a bananana, you'll see its quite a normal thing, there's no shame in slipping on a bananana, infact I think most people will say its quite a feat
I'd feel sorry for you if you have never slipped on a banana, I dont know how anyone would function in society knowing they were such an oddball to never have slipped on a banana, I'd die from embarrassment from all the people staring
but you know what? you do you, if you want to the be an enigma that has never slipped on a bananaa then I guess its just something you have to live with
dont feel too shameful about it