I skipped dinner last night, took a dump this morning, went to work, and had to take another shit.
But I haven't eaten anything, and my intestines were already empty.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
How do you shit something you never ate? Did aliens put shit in my ass using portal technology? Who's shit did I poop, if not my own?
I need answers.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 12/14/17 12:07 PM, lapis wrote: What you (mistakenly?) think is shit could in fact be digested hate.
Hate is a nutrient, not a waste product, though. My body wouldn't excrete Hate any more than it would excrete sugar or protein. Shit would be more what's left over after all the Hate is removed.
Now if I was full of that old love bullshit, that would explain it.
At 12/14/17 12:15 PM, Painbringer wrote: It's your body consuming itself.
I have been exercising without eating to burn calories. I don't think metabolized fat makes you shit, though. I think that's more of a kidneys sort of thing.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 12/14/17 11:57 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I skipped dinner last night, took a dump this morning, went to work, and had to take another shit.
But I haven't eaten anything, and my intestines were already empty.
its happened to me before, maybe there was some food in you that remained from the last time you ate
At 12/14/17 12:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have been exercising without eating to burn calories. I don't think metabolized fat makes you shit, though. I think that's more of a kidneys sort of thing.
As soon as your body starts digesting its own protein, then you're in trouble.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 12/14/17 01:02 PM, Painbringer wrote:
As soon as your body starts digesting its own protein, then you're in trouble.
I've got plenty of fat to go until I start losing protein, no worries.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
Did aliens put shit in my ass using portal technology? Who's shit did I poop, if not my own?
... that would explain many things..
At 12/14/17 11:57 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I skipped dinner last night, took a dump this morning, went to work, and had to take another shit.
But I haven't eaten anything, and my intestines were already empty.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.How do you shit something you never ate? Did aliens put shit in my ass using portal technology? Who's shit did I poop, if not my own?
I need answers.
No clue. Have you tried calling the 800 number for alien anal portals?
Bringing back old shit.
At 12/14/17 02:09 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
No clue. Have you tried calling the 800 number for alien anal portals?
I didn't know there was one.
Come to think about it, aliens are infamous for doing anal probes.
What if the shit in my ass came from someone who was abducted?
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 12/15/17 09:52 AM, acemcgunner wrote:
the alien tech was already installed into your ass at birth..
<ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED>
Forget the pineal gland, is the the appendix secret alien biotechnology that as a a gateway for fecal teleportation for stool monitoring by Greys who are evolved humans from the future conducting genetic research on their ancestors in order to prevent an existential genetic crisis by patching the damaged genome with untainted UR-DNA from the pre-galactic age?
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
To be fair you might of shit out a fetus. its happened to me twice this year.
At 12/18/17 02:44 AM, Quisty wrote:
Yo mama!!!!
So you think it's fetal shit left in my intestine from the womb? Or are aliens still involved in your explanation?
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
I think that Russian hackers did it. DDOS-ed your ass and fill it with shit. Now live with it.
I've gone about five days without taking a shit before.
Digestive systems aren't always the timeliest of body processes.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
At 12/18/17 12:42 PM, Peregrinus-Ferrum wrote: I've gone about five days without taking a shit before.
Digestive systems aren't always the timeliest of body processes.
You realize I'm just gonna assume you're on heroin, right?
Constipation is one of the first signs that an addict will slip up and reveal that they're gone on the 'ron.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
Maybe remnants from past meals that have taken a really long time to digest.
Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.
At 12/18/17 01:40 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
You realize I'm just gonna assume you're on heroin, right?
Nah son, meth.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
At 12/18/17 04:54 PM, Peregrinus-Ferrum wrote:At 12/18/17 01:40 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:You realize I'm just gonna assume you're on heroin, right?Nah son, meth.
Atta boy. Speed may kill, but not by direct action. Better to die in your 40's from a heart attack than an OD sometime in the next year.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 12/18/17 04:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Atta boy. Speed may kill, but not by direct action. Better to die in your 40's from a heart attack than an OD sometime in the next year.
40's?!
MY TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
That's what I ask myself every morning running 2 miles to the bathroom in school with stomach pains only to realize that the bathroom is either used or broken.
I turn water into water
At 12/18/17 08:17 PM, Klaudesin wrote: That's what I ask myself every morning running 2 miles to the bathroom in school with stomach pains only to realize that the bathroom is either used or broken.
You have to learn how to poop outside.
It seems gross at first, because it is.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 12/19/17 07:21 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:At 12/18/17 08:17 PM, Klaudesin wrote: That's what I ask myself every morning running 2 miles to the bathroom in school with stomach pains only to realize that the bathroom is either used or broken.You have to learn how to poop outside.
It seems gross at first, because it is.
And risk having to start black plague 2.0??
HELL NAH
I turn water into water
At 12/19/17 07:28 PM, Klaudesin wrote:
And risk having to start black plague 2.0??
HELL NAH
You won't start Black Plague.
That's spread by fleas.
Nah, you're gonna spread Yellow Fever 2.0, or maybe Ebola 2.0
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 12/14/17 11:57 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: How do you shit something you never ate?
Well you could...
A. Drink it instead.
B. Bypass the digestive tract completely by inserting said sustenance from some other easily accessible external access point.
