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Frosty The Dead Bum

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Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-09 11:13:38


A long long time ago in a forum far far away, I posted parody lyrics to Frosty the Snowman I wrote in 5th grade.

A few days ago, I actually bothered to learn the chord changes to Frosty on mandolin.

Fairly Shitmas everybody, and I hope Banta Claus shits down your chimney with extra beany taco shits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r9A916vR8M


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-09 11:26:52


you funny guy

Response to Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-11 11:13:14


At 12/9/17 03:40 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: HOW EXTREMELY QUAINT AND CHARMING IN AN IRONIC CYNICAL WAY

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

Thank you for enjoying this unironically.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-11 12:08:23


Fuck now I want a mandolin

Response to Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-11 15:04:39


Claus shits down your chimney with extra beany taco shits.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r9A916vR8M

Why did you do that.

What was your purpose

Response to Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-11 15:11:21


At 12/11/17 03:04 PM, Lilaa wrote:
Why did you do that.

What was your purpose

Whoa now, this is a thread about parody songs, not existential philosophy.

Why do any of us do anything? What is anyone's purpose?

Frosty the Dead Bum was turned into a Zombie by crystal meth. He eats children for their precious brain chemicals.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-11 15:16:36


At 12/11/17 03:11 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Whoa now, this is a thread about parody songs, not existential philosophy.

Why do any of us do anything? What is anyone's purpose?

Frosty the Dead Bum was turned into a Zombie by crystal meth. He eats children for their precious brain chemicals.

I don't believe you. You clearly had some malicious intent when you wrote this. Why else would you slander a snowman

Response to Frosty The Dead Bum 2017-12-11 15:44:19


At 12/11/17 03:16 PM, Lilaa wrote:
I don't believe you. You clearly had some malicious intent when you wrote this. Why else would you slander a snowman

Snow PERSON you andrist.

The term "dead bum" is gender neutral.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature