At 11/14/17 01:47 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: Are you a size 14?

No, so my skin is safe right???

Right?

At 11/14/17 01:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Awful experience, sounds like something out of Silence of the Lambs.

It's actually happened to me more than once. Dangerous area

Why do the locals make it dangerous; no work, trying to keep rents down, inherited social insanity? Is it me, or did Walmart kill the south (soon followed by meth)? Figured I'd pose a toughie, since I don't dwell in cities.

At 11/14/17 02:52 PM, VicariousE wrote:

At 11/14/17 01:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Awful experience, sounds like something out of Silence of the Lambs.

It's actually happened to me more than once. Dangerous area

Why do the locals make it dangerous; no work, trying to keep rents down, inherited social insanity? Is it me, or did Walmart kill the south (soon followed by meth)? Figured I'd pose a toughie, since I don't dwell in cities.

It has always been dangerous, this city. It's only a medium sized city and we have crime rates comparable to Chicago, Detroit, etc

At 11/14/17 03:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

It has always been dangerous, this city. It's only a medium sized city and we have crime rates comparable to Chicago, Detroit, etc

I'm surprised you haven't already cut half a dozen people.

At 11/14/17 02:14 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 11/14/17 01:47 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: Are you a size 14?

No, so my skin is safe right???

Right?

As long as you keep me well fed.

I'm sure you will, only suicidal people deny me food.

They have a Starbucks in there too, if you do coffee.

I prefer the blood of my enemies. Or, alternatively, the blood of your enemies.

At 11/15/17 10:39 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 11/14/17 03:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

It has always been dangerous, this city. It's only a medium sized city and we have crime rates comparable to Chicago, Detroit, etc

I'm surprised you haven't already cut half a dozen people.

I don't like messes. I don't want someone else's blood on me.
I'd never be a melee fighter irl.
Long range combat.

At 11/15/17 01:35 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/14/17 02:14 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

As long as you keep me well fed.

I'm sure you will, only suicidal people deny me food.

I'm a southern woman. Keeping people fed is what I do.

I prefer the blood of my enemies. Or, alternatively, the blood of your enemies.

Cheers

At 11/15/17 02:20 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

I don't like messes. I don't want someone else's blood on me.
I'd never be a melee fighter irl.
Long range combat.

what about a blackjack, cosh, or a sap? Technically bloodless, but still effective.

I'd recommend a polearm, but those are a bit conspicuous.

shoot the bastard next time.

At 11/15/17 02:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: what about a blackjack, cosh, or a sap? Technically bloodless, but still effective.

I'd recommend a polearm, but those are a bit conspicuous.

shoot the bastard next time.

I knew you'd have a list of alternatives.

one time in target I was in the home decor aisle and came upon this "plunger"

At 11/15/17 09:19 PM, Malachy wrote: one time in target I was in the home decor aisle and came upon this "plunger"

Soooo did you get it?

At 11/15/17 09:19 PM, Malachy wrote: one time in target I was in the home decor aisle and came upon this "plunger"

This is my plunger.

At 11/15/17 09:58 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote:

At 11/15/17 09:19 PM, Malachy wrote: one time in target I was in the home decor aisle and came upon this "plunger"

This is my plunger.

It only counts if you actually got it at Target

At 11/16/17 12:38 AM, Zymbot wrote: I guess you could say this creepy stalker made you his...Target?

*hands you Post of the Day trophy*

At 11/14/17 11:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
And ICEEs.

Sorry to get distracted from your harrowing tale, but I don't think I've had an ICEE since the '90s.
I really want an ICEE right now. I wonder if my local Target has them...

Oh, and if you think that looks like a penis, you have really seen some horrible looking dicks in your life, haven't you?

At 11/16/17 02:14 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/14/17 11:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
And ICEEs.

Sorry to get distracted from your harrowing tale, but I don't think I've had an ICEE since the '90s.
I really want an ICEE right now. I wonder if my local Target has them...

You can get them at most gas stations..... Circle K.
Burger King has coke ICEES I think

Oh, and if you think that looks like a penis, you have really seen some horrible looking dicks in your life, haven't you?

Come on, nothing about that looks even slightly phallic to you???

At 11/16/17 02:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 11/16/17 02:14 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/14/17 11:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
And ICEEs.

Sorry to get distracted from your harrowing tale, but I don't think I've had an ICEE since the '90s.
I really want an ICEE right now. I wonder if my local Target has them...

You can get them at most gas stations..... Circle K.
Burger King has coke ICEES I think

ICEE and Slushies are basically the same thing right? You can get these at the movie theater in the infamous red and blue flavor, which is my favorite, but I'm allergic to blue dye so....

At 11/16/17 03:44 PM, Fro wrote:

ICEE and Slushies are basically the same thing right? You can get these at the movie theater in the infamous red and blue flavor, which is my favorite, but I'm allergic to blue dye so....

Our theater has legit ICEEs

Are you allergic to blue dye like, it irritates you, or like true anaphalactic you wikl die reaction? Because that sucks!

At 11/16/17 04:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 11/16/17 03:44 PM, Fro wrote:

ICEE and Slushies are basically the same thing right? You can get these at the movie theater in the infamous red and blue flavor, which is my favorite, but I'm allergic to blue dye so....

Our theater has legit ICEEs

Yeah, every theater I go to has them. It's an obvious buy, even at $400.

Are you allergic to blue dye like, it irritates you, or like true anaphalactic you wikl die reaction? Because that sucks!

Like if I were to drink an entire bottle of blue gatorade my throat would swell to a very uncomfortable point and make breathing difficult. It's a shame, all the good candy and processed foods are blue, but sometimes I say screw it. Life's too short not to eat blue things.

At 11/16/17 04:02 PM, Fro wrote: Like if I were to drink an entire bottle of blue gatorade my throat would swell to a very uncomfortable point and make breathing difficult. It's a shame, all the good candy and processed foods are blue, but sometimes I say screw it. Life's too short not to eat blue things.

DON'T DIE ON ME!!!!

At 11/16/17 09:04 PM, Richard wrote: If we could Summon @Grub-Xero , I'm sure he'd have all sorts of "Adventures" and shitty things that people do, like taking a dump in the changing room and smearing it all over the mirror and what not.

@Grub-Xero is a good guy. If he worked at my Target, I'd go to him and request help in ass kicking.

Did AP do anything to help you out?

At 11/16/17 09:35 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Did AP do anything to help you out?

Nah, but it's a rough area so I honestly wasn't shocked or whatever. Nothing outta the ordinary! The Wal Mart nearby also has hired armed security.

At 11/16/17 10:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 11/16/17 09:35 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Did AP do anything to help you out?

Nah, but it's a rough area so I honestly wasn't shocked or whatever. Nothing outta the ordinary! The Wal Mart nearby also has hired armed security.

I'm sure they'd jump to call the police lifting merch tho. That's so stupid.

At 11/16/17 02:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Oh, and if you think that looks like a penis, you have really seen some horrible looking dicks in your life, haven't you?

Come on, nothing about that looks even slightly phallic to you???

Ya know how wrestlers get Cauliflower ear...?

At 11/17/17 05:16 PM, luden wrote:

At 11/16/17 12:38 AM, Zymbot wrote: I guess you could say this creepy stalker made you his...Target?

you forget the this picture.

I totally saw that picture in my head, if that counts.