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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 10:04:47 Reply

At 9/19/17 09:35 AM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
"Because there's no defense against crazy!", she whispered, as she pulled out the sawed-off shotgun from under her dress.
She blew the ninjas brains out

Rick stood in a confused, but yet aroused state. "Where were you keeping that shotgun?"


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 11:41:16 Reply

Rick stood in a confused, but yet aroused state. "Where were you keeping that shotgun?"

"The same place where you, apparently, kept photos of my sister you creep!"


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 12:00:27 Reply

At 9/19/17 11:41 AM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
Rick stood in a confused, but yet aroused state. "Where were you keeping that shotgun?"
"The same place where you, apparently, kept photos of my sister you creep!"

"There's a fireproof safe in your crotch?", he asked quizzically.


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"There's a fireproof safe in your crotch?", he asked quizzically.

Yeaaaah, I'm gonna leave it up to @Fro to answer to that one


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 13:08:00 Reply

At 9/19/17 12:00 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 9/19/17 11:41 AM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
Rick stood in a confused, but yet aroused state. "Where were you keeping that shotgun?"
"The same place where you, apparently, kept photos of my sister you creep!"
"There's a fireproof safe in your crotch?", he asked quizzically.

"Could you focus for a few moments, we have a bigger issue at hand!", she demanded, temporarily stifling the embarrassing conversation of how a sawed off shotgun fit so comfortable where it had.

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 13:26:41 Reply

"Could you focus for a few moments, we have a bigger issue at hand!", she demanded, temporarily stifling the embarrassing conversation of how a sawed off shotgun fit so comfortable where it had.

What could be bigger than...you know...your...never mind.


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 13:38:09 Reply

At 9/19/17 01:26 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
"Could you focus for a few moments, we have a bigger issue at hand!", she demanded, temporarily stifling the embarrassing conversation of how a sawed off shotgun fit so comfortable where it had.
What could be bigger than...you know...your...never mind.

"Okay, then how about bandaging up my ear and eye, and then help me toss this body into the dumpster?", he whined, wondering if the eye patch would make him look more bad-ass.


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 13:41:48 Reply

wondering if the eye patch would make him look more bad-ass.

"It didn't." Ricks wife thought to herself.


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 14:37:36 Reply

At 9/19/17 01:41 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
wondering if the eye patch would make him look more bad-ass.
"It didn't." Ricks wife thought to herself.

"What if it's purple?" Rick says, momentarily becoming telepathic.

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 15:17:55 Reply

At 9/19/17 02:37 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:
At 9/19/17 01:41 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
wondering if the eye patch would make him look more bad-ass.
"It didn't." Ricks wife thought to herself.
"What if it's purple?" Rick says, momentarily becoming telepathic.

She has a heart attack, never knowing her husband possessed that power


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 17:16:10 Reply

At 9/19/17 03:17 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
At 9/19/17 02:37 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote: "What if it's purple?" Rick says, momentarily becoming telepathic.
She has a heart attack, never knowing her husband possessed that power

Clutching her chest, she falls dead to the floor, landing on top of the lifeless body of the Ninja she had just dispatched moments ago.


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 17:33:14 Reply

Clutching her chest, she falls dead to the floor, landing on top of the lifeless body of the Ninja she had just dispatched moments ago.

Her last words went as such,"lol, get off my chest."


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-19 20:29:56 Reply

At 9/19/17 05:33 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
Clutching her chest, she falls dead to the floor, landing on top of the lifeless body of the Ninja she had just dispatched moments ago.
Her last words went as such,"lol, get off my chest."

As soon as she stops breathing he brutally rapes her dead corpse.

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 00:23:08 Reply

As soon as she stops breathing he brutally rapes her dead corpse.

That's all yours @Fro


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 09:37:31 Reply

At 9/19/17 08:29 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:
At 9/19/17 05:33 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote: Her last words went as such,"lol, get off my chest."
As soon as she stops breathing he brutally rapes her dead corpse.

"Finally, I can get the last word in and you won't complain when I finish early!", he sneered as he stood up and put his pants back on.


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 10:09:21 Reply

I'll join back in on this story after it's taken a little less of a rapey twist...


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 13:04:27 Reply

At 9/20/17 10:09 AM, Fro wrote: I'll join back in on this story after it's taken a little less of a rapey twist...

Well, that was Meeps idea...maybe that was just a bad dream? (hint, hint)


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 14:43:46 Reply

At 9/20/17 01:04 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 9/20/17 10:09 AM, Fro wrote: I'll join back in on this story after it's taken a little less of a rapey twist...
Well, that was Meeps idea...maybe that was just a bad dream? (hint, hint)

A good dream, I'd say...

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 14:51:34 Reply

At 9/20/17 09:37 AM, byteslinger wrote:
"Finally, I can get the last word in and you won't complain when I finish early!", he sneered as he stood up and put his pants back on.

Proud of accomplishment he high fived himself. "Super awesome like usual Rick, but I really need to get to that gun store before more ninja's show up."


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 14:56:08 Reply

At 9/20/17 02:51 PM, Fro wrote:
At 9/20/17 09:37 AM, byteslinger wrote:
"Finally, I can get the last word in and you won't complain when I finish early!", he sneered as he stood up and put his pants back on.
Proud of accomplishment he high-fived himself. "Super awesome like usual Rick, but I really need to get to that gun store before more ninja's show up."

He starts to whistle the "Dicks amu-nation store" jingle while moonwalking towards his door.

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 16:16:01 Reply

At 9/20/17 02:56 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:
At 9/20/17 02:51 PM, Fro wrote:
Proud of accomplishment he high-fived himself. "Super awesome like usual Rick, but I really need to get to that gun store before more ninja's show up."
He starts to whistle the "Dicks amu-nation store" jingle while moonwalking towards his door.

The sudden sound of an electrical discharge made him spin around - only to come face-to-face with a much older version of himself!


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 16:19:29 Reply

At 9/20/17 04:16 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 9/20/17 02:56 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:
At 9/20/17 02:51 PM, Fro wrote:
Proud of accomplishment he high-fived himself. "Super awesome like usual Rick, but I really need to get to that gun store before more ninja's show up."
He starts to whistle the "Dicks amu-nation store" jingle while moonwalking towards his door.
The sudden sound of an electrical discharge made him spin around - only to come face-to-face with a much older version of himself!

"Oh, wait," He thought to himself, "That's actually a frog, not an older version of me."

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 16:49:20 Reply

At 9/20/17 04:19 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:
"Oh, wait," He thought to himself, "That's actually a frog, not an older version of me."

"I'm you, from the frogture!", the frog croaked.


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 17:11:08 Reply

"I'm you, from the frogture!", the frog croaked.

"Oh cool, a frog from the future!" Rick said. The frog meant the rupture, but whatever.


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 17:17:15 Reply

At 9/20/17 05:11 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
"I'm you, from the frogture!", the frog croaked.
"Oh cool, a frog from the future!" Rick said. The frog meant the rupture, but whatever.

"woobadeewoobadeeedoo" says the frog, clearly drunk.

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 17:28:51 Reply

At 9/20/17 05:17 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:
At 9/20/17 05:11 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
"I'm you, from the frogture!", the frog croaked.
"Oh cool, a frog from the future!" Rick said. The frog meant the rupture, but whatever.
"woobadeewoobadeeedoo" says the frog, clearly drunk.

"Now that's a good idea, let's get drunk and head to the gun shop!"


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 17:36:14 Reply

"Now that's a good idea, let's get drunk and head to the gun shop!"

However, Rick then realizes he's already drunk...after all, WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE TALKING TO A FLIPPING FROG!!!


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 17:40:16 Reply

At 9/20/17 05:36 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
"Now that's a good idea, let's get drunk and head to the gun shop!"
However, Rick then realizes he's already drunk...after all, WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE TALKING TO A FLIPPING FROG!!!

"Now that you mention it, why is that frog doing flips?"

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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-20 18:03:15 Reply

"Now that you mention it, why is that frog doing flips?"

"Oh yeah, that's right...I'm doing cocaine too!" Rick said


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Response to The Forum Story 2: Ricks Pondering 2017-09-21 08:06:39 Reply

At 9/20/17 06:03 PM, BoxerBraydog wrote:
"Now that you mention it, why is that frog doing flips?"
"Oh yeah, that's right...I'm doing cocaine too!" Rick said

The sudden ringing of the house phone startles Rick; he picks it up angrily, but before he could utter his litany of curses, he hears "Rick, it's your mother...There's been an accident!"


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