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Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 09:49:48 Reply

Let's say you were on a date with a 20 year old man who looked like a beautiful woman. ( he has makeup, wig, dress and he's only 5'2) You guys have a great time and he kisses your cheek and says your the greatest guy in the world, your the best guy ever and your like a god to him. but once you guys stood around and walked outside he saw woman. He looked at them, blushed and you noticed his b oner under his dress. He says sorry and starts to back away after you paid for all the meals. his voice crackes and starts to sound manly. You also found a pocket knife in his purse. What would you do?

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 09:51:30 Reply

the wig is the only thing that bothers me about this...


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 09:56:55 Reply

Ask him for drugs.

Oh, he's got'em, and if he doesn't, he knows where to get'em.


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 11:08:28 Reply

is this a test to see if i like men

or a test to see if i like midgets


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 11:24:57 Reply

At 9/11/17 09:49 AM, Ever-After wrote: ( he has makeup, wig, dress and he's only 5'2)

Sounds like Napoleon Bonaparte.

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 17:53:09 Reply

Wait, did I already know he's a guy? Because the boner would be really awkward if I thought he was a woman at first, but if I already knew, I wouldn't really have a problem with it. Not even the pocket knife; they're for more than just stabbing people, after all.


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 20:45:37 Reply

Do I originally think he's a girl? In that case, yes.

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 21:58:45 Reply

Why is he getting a boner? That's fucked up.
Isn't he gay?


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-11 22:05:11 Reply

At 9/11/17 09:49 AM, Ever-After wrote: What would you do?

Grab her cock.

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 02:30:26 Reply

At 9/11/17 09:58 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Why is he getting a boner? That's fucked up.
Isn't he gay?

He likes women but pretends to be a woman

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 14:21:55 Reply

Simply stop talking to him. That's it.


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 14:30:57 Reply

Depends on how much money he has

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 15:22:43 Reply

if he is like bobrisky then i wouldnt think twice before running away i dont mess around with gay shit

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 15:36:00 Reply

At 9/12/17 02:30 AM, Ever-After wrote:
At 9/11/17 09:58 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Why is he getting a boner? That's fucked up.
Isn't he gay?
He likes women but pretends to be a woman

Wait, so he's not even bisexual? He's just straight? I'd be way more angry that he's leading me on than disgusted that he's a guy.


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 18:20:04 Reply

At 9/12/17 03:36 PM, icecreammac wrote:
At 9/12/17 02:30 AM, Ever-After wrote:
At 9/11/17 09:58 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Why is he getting a boner? That's fucked up.
Isn't he gay?
He likes women but pretends to be a woman
Wait, so he's not even bisexual? He's just straight? I'd be way more angry that he's leading me on than disgusted that he's a guy.

He was hoping that he'd get money out of you since he's a 20 year old high school dropout. He didn't mean to anger you and he bought the pocket knife because he feared if someone found out they'd kill him but he has a lot of fun. He's really good with makeup and clothes. He was able to get 500 dollars off a guy just for lying.

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 18:30:27 Reply

At 9/12/17 03:36 PM, icecreammac wrote:
At 9/12/17 02:30 AM, Ever-After wrote: He likes women but pretends to be a woman
Wait, so he's not even bisexual? He's just straight? I'd be way more angry that he's leading me on than disgusted that he's a guy.

Same

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 19:50:24 Reply

At 9/12/17 06:20 PM, Ever-After wrote: He was hoping that he'd get money out of you since he's a 20 year old high school dropout. He didn't mean to anger you and he bought the pocket knife because he feared if someone found out they'd kill him but he has a lot of fun. He's really good with makeup and clothes. He was able to get 500 dollars off a guy just for lying.

Of course he didn't mean to anger me; he never meant for me to find out in the first place. And the fact that he's using me for money just makes me angrier. The dude's a scumbag.


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 21:40:53 Reply

i'm into ladyboys so this would be rad
last night i dreamed i was getting a massage from bailey jay - no joke

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-12 22:41:22 Reply

unfortunately, traps are still gay. :\

it would not be uncool to hang with this person and learn more about their life and times. what is their home life like, do they have any hobbies? must know to bring this thread further

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-13 02:45:05 Reply

You on about Jared Leto?


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-13 09:05:12 Reply

Say no
Walk away

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-13 13:51:02 Reply

I'd go ask him to get me in touch with his girlfriends. Since it is under my rules, it wouldn't be a problem at all. It would be like something out of the Notebook that interesting chick flick movie. It probably wouldn't work on me, slept with too many women. Although I'd help them search for somebody even though I suck at finding people, I had a ton of friends that were into that in the south part of Florida.

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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-14 00:18:41 Reply

At 9/11/17 09:49 AM, Ever-After wrote: Let's say you were on a date with a 20 year old man who looked like a beautiful woman. ( he has makeup, wig, dress and he's only 5'2) You guys have a great time and he kisses your cheek and says your the greatest guy in the world, your the best guy ever and your like a god to him. but once you guys stood around and walked outside he saw woman. He looked at them, blushed and you noticed his b oner under his dress. He says sorry and starts to back away after you paid for all the meals. his voice crackes and starts to sound manly. You also found a pocket knife in his purse. What would you do?

I'd be very confused. I've dated both men and women, and enjoyed them for their various attributes, but I've never dated one which looked, acted, and dressed like the other.

I'm not being judgmental about this. It's just not my thing. I like one or the other, but not a blend. Just like I'm not fond of that half lemonade half iced tea stuff, even though I like both beverages a lot.

And I would be very confused by anyone who loaded such accolades on me. Best guy ever, et cetera. I'm decent, but my corn on the cob doesn't need that much butter, if you catch my drift.

As far as the pocket knife, why would I be looking in "his" purse in the first place?

What would I do? I'd prolly give him a ride home, or call him a taxi and pay for it, and work hard not to have it happen to me again.


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Response to Would this disgust you? 2017-09-22 14:23:56 Reply

At 9/12/17 06:20 PM, Ever-After wrote:

He was able to get 500 dollars off a guy just for lying.

Nope, not me. Not after that debacle.

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