Please read. If you think this is a project worth pursuing (right now I'm kinda looking for an animator and maybe an extra voice actor to help create 3 fake movie trailers) hit me up in here or pm me. Thanks and I hope you enjoy regardless!
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MOVIE TRAILER 1
HUMANATEE
*radio chatter
Anchorman:
...and now it's time for the weather with meteorologist Frank Burger...
Frank Burger:
Thanks Dick. A strange, isolated electrical storm was witnessed developing overtop of the Miami Aquarium this evening... (fade out)
"Johnson get in here and explain to me just what the hell is going on in here"
"Johnson. Johnson!"
(2 seconds of silence)
*gasps
Female Voice: Wh.. What IS that?
Male Voice: OHH MYYY GODDDDD
Narrator:
This Summer. No one is safe. No one can escape...
(sounds of chaos in the city, screaming, sirens etc)
Narrator:
From the visionary minds that brought you Hurriquake and Blood Shed, adapted for the screen and directed by Steven Spielberg.
*Muffled screams...
"Ruuuuuuun!!!!!"
'Ahhhhhhh!"
"What the hell is that thing"
*Enter Jeff Goldblum
J.G. :
Well ummmm. I'll tell you.
I've dealt with something similar once
Grizzled Army Colonel: Just what the hell do you mean something "similar"?
J.G. :
Well ummmm heheh... certainly not on the same scale as this but ahhhhh...
*loud destructive noise, screams
"Everybody run get out!"
Narrator:
Nothing can prepare you. Nothing can stop...
(More chaos noise)
Random Dude:
Wh. Wha. What the...
*gasps
Oh no
Oh noooo.
OHHHHH THE-
Narrator:
HuManatee.
Half man. Half Manatee.
HuManatee.
Dude:
Oh man that was close, we almost bought it in there but I think we're safe for nnnnNaaaargggggghh !!!
*Female screams
Narrator:
HuManatee. In theaters August 26th
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MOVIE TRAILER 2:
PersonOWL
Narrator:
In a world decimated by HuManatee, a hero arises...
Dude 1:
What IS that?
Dude 2:
Wh...whooo is that?
(Glass breaks, alarm blares, car starts, tires screeching as car speeds off)
Dude 2: Hey man that's my car!
(Car abruptly stops, reverses, window rolls down, owl with sweet-ass sunglasses at the wheel)
(Shades comes down slowly, owl speaks)...
PersonOWL:
Don't take it...PersonOwl...
(Tires squeal off)
Narrator: The most anticipated motion picture event of all time...
PersonOWL:
Whooo ever said a hero has to be good...
Everybody dowwwn!
Dude 3:
What the -beep- was that?
Whooo the -beep- was that!!???!!
Frantic lady calling 911:
"Ohhhh help me please; I'm being crushed under the weight of HuManateeee!!!"
Narrator:
Last Summer, the world witnessed in sheer terror... the rise of global domination at the hands... of HuManatee...
But there's still one... last... hope...
Intercom:
Aaall essential personnowl please report to mission briefing room
Dude 1 :
What is it?
Dude 2:
It's a room where they hold Mission briefings
Dude 3:
WHOOO is it???
Narrator:
Fueled by revenge...
PersonOWL:
HuManatee killed my Dad. Now it's time to show him Whooo's boss
Narrator:
...and a thirst for justice...
(whoooosh, mousegrab noise)
And an appetite for m...mice...
(...more whoosh *woodland mouse grabbing sound)
With Humanity on the brink of surrender to to the unstoppable HuManatee...
But the odds are about to get a lot better.
Because This time...
IT'S PERSONOWL...
PersonOwl...
In theaters July 18th
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MOVIE TRAILER 3
-PersonOWLatee-
Narrator: From the masters who brought you the critically acclaimed thrillers "HuManatee", and "PersonOWL" -
(Jeff Goldblum in overdramatic Sean Connery voice):
Ohhh... Myyy... God...
Narrator: An unfathomable monstrosity
Dude 1:
"Whhhwhere are we????"
Dude 2:
"We're FUCKED."
Narrator: The Motion Picture event you never saw coming, yet was right in front of you this whole time...
Goldblum:
Holy... They've fused.
Connery-Voiced Dude:
Ohhh myyyy Goddd...
Dudes in unison:
WHOOOOO?
Narrator:
A destructive force the likes of which Mother Nature has never unleashed.
Random Lady in Peril :
PERSONOWLLLLL!!!!
P.O.W.L.T.E.E.
PERSONOWLLL... IS WITH US NOW
(Chaotic Sounds)
Narrator : This summer...
GOLDBLUM :
They've uhhh... wow I never would have thought this was possible...
General:
What do you mean? Thought what was possible?
Goldblum:
They've uhhh... they've fused. And the evil side won the coin toss.
Connery :
OH.
MY.
GODDDDDDD...
Narrator:
This summer, 2 worlds will collide... to create one singular...
PersonOwlatee
Dude 1:
"Why'd we stop moving"
"Whhhwhere are we now????"
Dude 2:
"We're... still FUCKED."
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