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I don't know if this frowned upon or anything because I haven't been here in ages, but:
I'm bored and my friends are all busy, so I'm looking for people to play Jackbox games with. If you don't know what they are, they're generally a collection of dumb games that have you drawing, lying, being a smartarse, and answering trivia. You can play on a computer, smartphone, or tablet. To my knowledge, I can make a room, post the room code here and then you can all join in for much hilarity. No purchase necessary on your part! (I don't think) You just need to go to www.jackbox.tv, enter the room code and your name, and you're there.
Motivation: all of the games invariably turn into swarms of dick jokes.
If you're interested, pick a game (look up Jackbox if you don't know what they are - I have all three packs), tell me here and I'll get it started. I don't really know how this works because I'm a massive n00b etc but no harm in trying.
Scratch that, I'm now streaming so you can see all the screens you want (delayed)!
Join the chat and choose a game and all that.
It's literally just me and people who do dick for every prompt at the moment so yeah I need Newgrounds creativity for the next round.
Yeah I play Jackbox all the time when I've been drinking and I usually go up and I get six regular tacos, a medium order of curly fries, sometimes a bacon cheeseburger, or maybe if I'm feeling really bad, an oreo cookie shake, but that's not very often man, and I actually haven't drank in about three weeks. I'm trying to be sober, my old roommate and I got into a fight and it feels like a breakup, man, but he was the main instigator as to why we drink. Hell we fought ABOUT alcoholism, so I'm in a much better place. A margarita for dinner, or a beer at my new place over the weekend, but in the wake of our falling out is a social void...and I'm not sure if it's missing the human interactions with people I used to call friends who were always there for seven goddamn years, or if its a chemical withdrawal from the alcohol...it depresses me when I realize it's not the drinks I crave, but its their interactions...even though now that I've had a chance to step back, I realize they weren't very good friends to begin with. So toxic and negative, and the drinking god, the drinking...it was getting so expensive...it was done completely from home, and we were burning through bottles like crazy...it's no wonder I haven't created in so long. I haven't had the energy or the willpower in so long...so I'm trying to stay sober and it can't be that hard right? Then there's AA meetings and support groups for this kind of shit, I don't think I need it. Its not even being in denial, this doesn't seem like it would be hard, but I'm terrified of the possibility that as time goes on, addiction might rear its ugly head for the first time. For the first time, NEEDING to drink, and that's a sensation that I've never felt before. Been drinking heavily since I was 19...I'll be 30 in November. That's a scary fucking thought.
Anyway, lemme get four tacos, and that's it. Trying to watch my weight.
Am playing again; probably not for long unless I get lots of people to join. This will also probably be my only post tonight, so invite people!
At 5/26/17 08:05 PM, FireFoxxy wrote:At 5/26/17 06:31 PM, NuScarab wrote: Yep.yep
That better be a yep. (join me now)
I am now streaming, primarily Fibbage (come up with dirty jokes) and Quiplash (come up with dirty jokes). Join me! All you need to do is go to the Twitch address linked above and follow the onscreen instructions. Do it for Newgrounds, Newgrounds.
It's time for a work's over party!
Even if work isn't over for you, join the party anyway and there will be absolutely no consequences!