I'll bake you a cupcake so sweet...4.09 / 5.00 18,824 Views
Aliens, evil wizards, space vampires, & Shyfters! Just another day in the life of a badass3.93 / 5.00 9,201 Views
Stop the killer bees3.78 / 5.00 5,143 Views
Something tells me getting out of bed is way easier than running 26 miles, as fast as you can
The best thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything, it's to late to stop reading it.
At 5/15/17 11:52 PM, DemonRYSE wrote: Something tells me getting out of bed is way easier than running 26 miles, as fast as you can
Its the willpower man
Morning wood goes away when you finish. Extricating yourself from there is simplicity in and of itself.
At 5/16/17 12:53 AM, TheOverGhoul wrote: Just don't think about getting out of bed too much and just go for it. so in other words, say "Fuck it" and get out.
ill try that. this usually works
Because beds are awesome. They're comfortable and where you sleep. There are few things better than just lying in one in a state of half-sleep. Plus you can have sexy times there! Why would anyone want to leave it?
Marathons on the other hand are fun and provide a great sense of accomplishment once finished. So one is more motivated to finish them.
At 5/15/17 11:48 PM, Kalverin wrote: Yet easier to run a marathon.
Leather restraints might have something to do with this. Have you checked?
It's one of the only forms of true comfort if you have at least a semi-decent one.
Just having a Sunday where you're sleeping in for like 10-12 hours is like one of the best comfy feelings ever.
|| Electro-Industrial Musician || Power Fry Vocalist || RIP 3500-Posts || Signing Up To Mail Lists So You Don't Have To ||
At 5/16/17 08:22 PM, rottenray wrote:At 5/15/17 11:48 PM, Kalverin wrote: Yet easier to run a marathon.Leather restraints might have something to do with this. Have you checked?
Saw dying friend in hospital
Restraints were attached to bed.
Seriously even more sketched by doctors than ever.
getting out of bed sucks
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll." Shigeru Miyamoto
because it's different brains trying to take over control over your body. once you realize that the animal brain is trying to get you back to sleep, and that you're smarter than that - it gets much much easier. the neocortex is your "human" brain - see your animal brain as your enemy to blame and you can take over your body.
A little puzzle game for your Android. Worked on this with kendja.
cause dream camels don't want you to get over the hump ?
getting outta bed will be a dream camel true...
i hate myself...
I feel like this thought process is probably what led to professional bed racing, which Vanilla Ice is involved in these days.
In this life we lead, we could conquer everything. If we could just get the brains to get out of bed in the morning.
Poor sleep hygiene is likely the real answer if you're looking for one. It shouldn't be too hard to get up if you've had enough sleep.
I need nicotine to get out of bed, and the promise of coffee. Even than it's difficult. Takes hours and hours to get to sleep and when I wake up I feel the need to make the best of it.