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Yet easier to run a marathon.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-15 23:52:10 Reply

Something tells me getting out of bed is way easier than running 26 miles, as fast as you can


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-15 23:54:04 Reply

At 5/15/17 11:52 PM, DemonRYSE wrote: Something tells me getting out of bed is way easier than running 26 miles, as fast as you can

Its the willpower man

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 00:15:21 Reply

Because you were just sleeping and don't want to start the day, while starting a marathon feels easy at first because we already walk around like it's second nature.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 02:47:54 Reply

Have you ever actually run in a marathon?

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 03:14:01 Reply

I don't have that problem.


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 05:19:15 Reply

Morning wood goes away when you finish. Extricating yourself from there is simplicity in and of itself.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 07:57:57 Reply

The solution is hot coffee poured on your crotch that'll wake you up...


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 14:37:03 Reply

At 5/16/17 12:53 AM, TheOverGhoul wrote: Just don't think about getting out of bed too much and just go for it. so in other words, say "Fuck it" and get out.

ill try that. this usually works

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 18:41:36 Reply

How is running a marathon easy? I mean if anything its more exhausting


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 19:09:41 Reply

Because beds are awesome. They're comfortable and where you sleep. There are few things better than just lying in one in a state of half-sleep. Plus you can have sexy times there! Why would anyone want to leave it?

Marathons on the other hand are fun and provide a great sense of accomplishment once finished. So one is more motivated to finish them.


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-16 20:22:17 Reply

At 5/15/17 11:48 PM, Kalverin wrote: Yet easier to run a marathon.

Leather restraints might have something to do with this. Have you checked?


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Help! My bed is holding me hostage.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-17 04:20:22 Reply

It's one of the only forms of true comfort if you have at least a semi-decent one.
Just having a Sunday where you're sleeping in for like 10-12 hours is like one of the best comfy feelings ever.


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-17 17:43:36 Reply

At 5/16/17 08:22 PM, rottenray wrote:
At 5/15/17 11:48 PM, Kalverin wrote: Yet easier to run a marathon.
Leather restraints might have something to do with this. Have you checked?

Saw dying friend in hospital

Restraints were attached to bed.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-18 02:26:30 Reply

getting out of bed sucks


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-18 08:31:32 Reply

because it's different brains trying to take over control over your body. once you realize that the animal brain is trying to get you back to sleep, and that you're smarter than that - it gets much much easier. the neocortex is your "human" brain - see your animal brain as your enemy to blame and you can take over your body.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-18 12:27:16 Reply

cause dream camels don't want you to get over the hump ?
getting outta bed will be a dream camel true...

i hate myself...

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-18 14:16:30 Reply

Cuz you are a lazy scumbag who doesn't run for charity.


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Because you don't wanna be left on a cliffhanger in the middle of that awesome dream you were having.


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-18 16:07:30 Reply

I feel like this thought process is probably what led to professional bed racing, which Vanilla Ice is involved in these days.


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In this life we lead, we could conquer everything. If we could just get the brains to get out of bed in the morning.

Poor sleep hygiene is likely the real answer if you're looking for one. It shouldn't be too hard to get up if you've had enough sleep.


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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-19 06:36:08 Reply

Try sleeping at 8pm. You will be up before sunrise. Never have to deal with that difficulty again. And that's a promise.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-19 22:02:47 Reply

I need nicotine to get out of bed, and the promise of coffee. Even than it's difficult. Takes hours and hours to get to sleep and when I wake up I feel the need to make the best of it.

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Response to Why is it so hard to get out of bed 2017-05-20 07:13:38 Reply

no way,
i will not run marathon.
To wake up is better than running that much distance