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The premise is simple. The person above you wishes for something and you find a way to corrupt it. The more detail the better. Then you wish for something and the person below you corrupts it and so it goes.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a billion dollars!

Person 2: Granted, but you receive it in pennies and you can't change it into any higher currency. Now whenever you pay for anything everyone hates you. There are also always looters all over your property, since all the pennies are stored on site.

Person 2: I wish for world peace.

Person 3: Granted, everyone is dead, including you! Thanks for wiping out the human race.

*One more thing. I don't want a few people dominating this thread. Wait for at least three unique people to reply before replying again.

So I'll just get this going.

I wish I could control the weather.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 17:00:02 Reply

At 12/30/16 04:10 PM, RightTime wrote: I wish I could control the weather.

Mmk. But you can only change it so it is hot as hell or extremely cold.

I wish I were ambitious.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 18:17:55 Reply

I wish I magically had art skills.

I can't think of anything else because I'm dumb lel

Art Thread, Animation Thread

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 18:20:59 Reply

This seems counter productive, negative and just not good.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 20:13:49 Reply

At 12/30/16 06:20 PM, Greenskullkid wrote: This seems counter productive, negative and just not good.

You seem very counter productive, negative and just not good. This is new ground for crying out loud. This whole site is counter productive, negative and just not good. My wish is that you will enjoy this and have fun.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 20:26:37 Reply

At 12/30/16 05:00 PM, D3KU wrote:
At 12/30/16 04:10 PM, RightTime wrote: I wish I could control the weather.
Mmk. But you can only change it so it is hot as hell or extremely cold.

I wish I were ambitious.

gona do dis

You were. But the only thing you found ambition for was politics. You're the new Hitler.

I wish Newgrounds' people could stop complaining about how bad a thread is everytime someone tries something new.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 20:44:39 Reply

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 23:41:51 (edited 2016-12-30 23:43:11) Reply

At 12/30/16 04:10 PM, RightTime wrote: The premise is simple. The person above you wishes for something and you find a way to corrupt it. The more detail the better. Then you wish for something and the person below you corrupts it and so it goes.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a billion dollars!

Person 2: Granted, but you receive it in pennies and you can't change it into any higher currency. Now whenever you pay for anything everyone hates you. There are also always looters all over your property, since all the pennies are stored on site.

Person 2: I wish for world peace.

Person 3: Granted, everyone is dead, including you! Thanks for wiping out the human race.

*One more thing. I don't want a few people dominating this thread. Wait for at least three unique people to reply before replying again.

So I'll just get this going.

I wish I could control the weather.

You can control the weather but only in extremes. If you want a sunny day it will always be 100+ degrees, a little windy and you'll get a hurricane, snowy you'll get a blizzard, want a nice rainy romantic night well too bad it's a monsoon

Edit. Forgot my wish. I wish I could fly.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 23:44:25 Reply

I wish Korea didn't exist


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-30 23:53:56 Reply

This thread was done for 3 years straight already.

I wish that this thread doesn't get locked however, since it is kinda cool to read through.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 09:50:42 Reply

At 12/30/16 06:17 PM, Oddlem wrote: I wish I magically had art skills.

Granted, you have the skills to make really horrible art.

At 12/30/16 08:26 PM, MysteriousPresence wrote: I wish Newgrounds' people could stop complaining about how bad a thread is everytime someone tries something new.

Granted. NG dies.

At 12/30/16 11:41 PM, KungFuSpaceBarbarian wrote:

:I wish I could fly.

You can, but only downwards.

At 12/30/16 11:44 PM, INDINDIND wrote: I wish Korea didn't exist

Granted, and neither do you.

At 12/30/16 11:53 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I wish that this thread doesn't get locked however, since it is kinda cool to read through.

Granted, it dies naturally.

I wish this goes on better than it started.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 09:59:24 Reply


I wish this goes on better than it started.

Granted. It does, but making it better rests solely upon your shoulders

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 10:06:22 (edited 2016-12-31 10:08:39) Reply

At 12/31/16 09:59 AM, KungFuSpaceBarbarian wrote:

I wish this goes on better than it started.
Granted. It does, but making it better rests solely upon your shoulders

and what about your wish? Eh....better include one next time.

Since you didn't include a wish you're head was just spontaneously lit on fire. You better put it out before you really mess that mug of yours up.

I wish for my poop to turn into gold on exit!


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 10:18:47 Reply

At 12/31/16 10:06 AM, RightTime wrote: I wish for my poop to turn into gold on exit!

Granted. It gets stuck part way out of your anus and you need to visit the hospital to get it surgically removed every time you poop.

I wish I could make the perfect toasted cheese sandwich.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 10:46:39 Reply


and what about your wish? Eh....better include one next time.

Since you didn't include a wish you're head was just spontaneously lit on fire. You better put it out before you really mess that mug of yours up.

shit!! i wish my head wasn't on fire anymore!

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 10:48:32 Reply

At 12/31/16 10:18 AM, Timsplosion wrote:
At 12/31/16 10:06 AM, RightTime wrote: I wish for my poop to turn into gold on exit!
Granted. It gets stuck part way out of your anus and you need to visit the hospital to get it surgically removed every time you poop.

I wish I could make the perfect toasted cheese sandwich.

Granted. You can, but every time you do everyone within a ten mile radius laughs at you for calling it toasted cheese instead of grilled cheese XD

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 10:52:16 (edited 2016-12-31 10:53:30) Reply

At 12/31/16 10:46 AM, KungFuSpaceBarbarian wrote:

and what about your wish? Eh....better include one next time.

Since you didn't include a wish you're head was just spontaneously lit on fire. You better put it out before you really mess that mug of yours up.
shit!! i wish my head wasn't on fire anymore!

Granted, you put out the fire on your head but now your whole body is on fire.

I wish I had a submarine and my own crew to sail it.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2016-12-31 14:40:27 Reply

At 12/31/16 10:52 AM, RightTime wrote: I wish I had a submarine and my own crew to sail it.

Granted, but it's leaking and you all drown.

I wish you a happy new year.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 01:44:44 Reply

At 12/31/16 02:40 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 12/31/16 10:52 AM, RightTime wrote: I wish I had a submarine and my own crew to sail it.
Granted, but it's leaking and you all drown.

I wish you a happy new year.

Granted, however making sure my year is filled with good cheer leads to damage to the world timeline causing chaos and death all over the planet. Wars that never should have happened occur. People who should never have died drop dead. Mini black holes suck unsuspecting passerbys into them and all is chaos.

I wish I never had another nightmare.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 02:11:34 Reply

I wish I had a boyfriend.

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 03:09:19 Reply

At 1/4/17 02:11 AM, The-Great-One wrote: I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted, but it's me.

I wish we were posting in the old thread.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 06:29:36 Reply

At 1/4/17 01:44 AM, RightTime wrote: I wish I never had another nightmare.

Granted, you die.

At 1/4/17 03:09 AM, Kwing wrote: I wish we were posting in the old thread.

Granted, but then the OP has his account deleted.

I wish that never happens (my post count would be sliced in half if it did).


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 09:26:55 Reply

At 1/4/17 02:11 AM, The-Great-One wrote: I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted but it turns out you're boyfriend is str8 and he leaves you
i wish i had Double (skullgirls) (dont ask ... reasons)

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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 09:27:59 (edited 2017-01-04 09:29:25) Reply

At 1/4/17 09:26 AM, Necroionutwiz wrote:
At 1/4/17 02:11 AM, The-Great-One wrote: I wish I had a boyfriend.
Granted but it turns out you're boyfriend is str8 and he leaves you
i wish i had Double (skullgirls) (dont ask ... reasons)

Granted, but they come to life and chop off all your arms and legs in your sleep.

I wish my family members didn't constantly ask me to fix their computer problems.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 13:21:12 Reply

At 1/4/17 09:27 AM, RightTime wrote:
At 1/4/17 09:26 AM, Necroionutwiz wrote:
At 1/4/17 02:11 AM, The-Great-One wrote: I wish I had a boyfriend.
Granted but it turns out you're boyfriend is str8 and he leaves you
i wish i had Double (skullgirls) (dont ask ... reasons)
Granted, but they come to life and chop off all your arms and legs in your sleep.

I wish my family members didn't constantly ask me to fix their computer problems.

Wish granted. Your family now owns no more computer related tech.

I wish I was dumb. ; )


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-04 13:34:47 Reply

At 1/4/17 01:21 PM, D3KU wrote: I wish I was dumb. ; )

Nothing to grant.

I wish George Washington's ghost struck down Donald Trump.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-06 05:59:53 (edited 2017-01-06 06:00:13) Reply

At 1/4/17 01:34 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/4/17 01:21 PM, D3KU wrote: I wish I was dumb. ; )
Nothing to grant.

I wish George Washington's ghost struck down Donald Trump.

Granted, but now George Washington's ghost is president and all he wants to do is kill the British. The USA is now at war with Britain.

*I'm going to throw out that wait for 3 unique people requirement for now. Not enough people are replying for it to matter at the moment.

I wish for a big snow event so I don't have to go to work on Monday.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-06 06:08:30 Reply

At 1/6/17 05:59 AM, RightTime wrote: *I'm going to throw out that wait for 3 unique people requirement for now. Not enough people are replying for it to matter at the moment.

So am I.

I wish for a big snow event so I don't have to go to work on Monday.

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish it would stop snowing already.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-06 12:40:40 Reply

At 1/6/17 06:08 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/6/17 05:59 AM, RightTime wrote:
I wish it would stop snowing already.

Granted, a hurricane breeds in your area.

I wish that I was a potato.


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Response to Corrupt a Wish 2017-01-06 12:43:11 Reply

At 1/6/17 12:40 PM, troPSDNUORGWEN wrote:
At 1/6/17 06:08 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/6/17 05:59 AM, RightTime wrote:
I wish it would stop snowing already.
Granted, a hurricane breeds in your area.

I wish that I was a potato.

Granted, you look tasty I'm hungry and I eat you. Now you're in my belly and also dead.

I wish I could time travel.


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