Beloved lover of children and animals, in various positions, friend to all those in need, those not particularly in need, and those who really quenched their need about 15 presents ago and probably didn't need another 25.
But he has a dark side. A side no other is privy to, not even his factory of underaged boys in flaxen clothes. Santa Claus, Pelznickel, Saint Nicolas, Krampus, and Coca Cola's bitch are all names he has gone under over the years, names he has assumed to manipulate the strings of history behind the scenes. Names he assumes to become the:
We here at Newgrounds.com have a proud history of exposing the truth, inside or out, and it is your job, as a student of the arts, to expose this sordid truth indeed.
Draw, sculpt, traditional or digital, photograph your friends sucking each other off in an alley, whatever I don't care, a picture of one of Santa's nefarious schemes and ploys throughout history. Perhaps he was the one who broke Al Capones heart, initiating the Valentines Day Massacre. Perhaps he was the one who told Stalin that "gulag" meant "safe happy place for people I like". Or another third example.
Just post it in the thread or link to a full version or something. Stick to a roughly squarish rectangle size and PNG, JPG, or GIF format. Try not to be any smaller than say... 800px squared. Around that. There's a lot of flexibility here, I can make it work.
Deadline for this is the 23rd of December.
Australian EST. Which is UTC+10:00. So like 21-22nd for the rest of you non-time travelers. Listen, you've got about a month, just try not to procrastinate too much.
To incentivize participating, I've arranged for three $20 USD Stocking Stuffers to be dropped at random, so everyone has a chance to win (I'm just going to pin your usernames to a board and throw darts at them, heads up (I'll post a picture if you're very good)). You can get paid through Paypal or upgrade to the $25 Supporter option, where I just buy you or someone you don't like an upgrade for a whole year. That's 365 days. A whole 52 weeks.
Also if you say you're going to participate and then don't, I'm going to follow you home and fuck your dog. So... just keep that in mind.
HAPPY SEASONS GREETINGS, CHILDREN, AND MERRY PICTUREMAKING.