OH NO!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO NEWGROUNDS???!! THEY'VE-THEY'VE TURNED IT INTO INSANITY!!! PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE!!!! PLEASE TELL ME TRUMP IS NOT THE NEW OWNER!!! IF HE IS,I CAN'T STAY HERE!! ...this can't be right...this must be a hoax...if it's not...I WILL QUIT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU BAN ME OR TERMINATE MY ACCOUNT!! I'M NOT STAYING HERE WITH THAT TRUMP GUY!!!
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Wait today is... 4/1/2016!
At 4/1/16 08:08 PM, ShockTwister wrote: Well, that's enough life for me for one day.
*Jumps out nearby window*
*watching someone jump out a nearby window filled Trump with determination*
Somehow this feels like an appropriate response to all the purported wall-building going on this fine 1st of April...
At 4/1/16 05:47 PM, DonaldTrump wrote:At 4/1/16 05:36 AM, MisterPersonGuy wrote: NOTICE ME SENPAII have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.
I'm not gay, I'm just fabulous. I think we both have that in common.
Internet Rule #1: Believe everything you see on the Internet. Everything on the Internet is true, always.
Internet Rule #2: Ignore Rule #1.
All of our posts are going to look really dumb tomorrow.
It'll look like the BBS did after Kevin Bacon day.
Except today is way better than Kevin Bacon day. In fact, there's a hierarchy:
Tom's Mystery Riddle < Fake Edit Button < Google+ < Kevin Bacon < Hunger Games < Poogrounds < Chinagrounds = Trumpgrounds
looks like tom fulp sold out...
I think we should give him a chance tho he does kinda seem like an ass
Wow. The website has changed. Why is everything on Newgrounds changed to Trump style?
Mess with the tank and you'll walk the plank. --Dilly. :)
Let's turn the tables on him by using one of his quotes against him!
Mr. Trump, YOU'RE FIRED!
At 4/1/16 07:21 PM, Whirlguy wrote:
At 4/1/16 09:39 AM, SailorSilverStar wrote: Anyone else read that in Drumpfs voice?Guilty.
lol
At 4/1/16 09:32 PM, VicariousE wrote: All joking aside, I'd rather have a rambunctious capitalist who loves this country in charge, rather than a miserable lawyer, who happened to be potty trained by a radical communist, and married to a womanizer. If she wins, I'm leaving, really. If he wins, I'll laugh at all the foreign powers, who will undoubtedly lose all their influence and trade here... then dig an underground bunker, to protect myself from those same foreign powers.
Heh, I am really not sure what will happen if either of them gets elected. Neither of them are good candidates. It's a scary thing to think about, really. I guess in the end you could say Newgrounds was spared from a terrible fate though - It could be Hillary running the site lol.
"Well, first of all, I think we need somebody absolutely that we can trust, who is totally responsible, who really knows what he or she is doing. That is so powerful and so important."
"And one of the things that I'm frankly most proud of is that in 2003, 2004, I was totally against going into Iraq because you're going to destabilize the Middle East. I called it. I called it very strongly. And it was very important."
"But we have to be extremely vigilant and extremely careful when it comes to nuclear. Nuclear changes the whole ballgame. Frankly, I would have said get out of Syria; get out – if we didn't have the power of weaponry today. The power is so massive that we can't just leave areas that 50 years ago or 75 years ago we wouldn't care. It was hand-to-hand combat."
"The biggest problem this world has today is not President Obama with global warming, which is inconceivable, this is what he's saying. The biggest problem we have is nuclear - nuclear proliferation and having some maniac, having some madman go out and get a nuclear weapon, That's in my opinion, that is the single biggest problem that our country faces right now."
"I think - I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me."
HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR
MAGA
At 4/1/16 11:00 PM, CaptKirky wrote: Okay Im officially over staring at Trumps dumb face on my computer screen. I better wake up tomorrow like today was just a nightmare.
ps. Great job @JXLambie at that dumb face.
that its true content donald ended with Tom
When you, yourself, are Mexican or Asian...
He's not seriously trying to do this, is he?
oh no..... :(
It happens. :/
At 4/1/16 09:42 PM, Infernape01 wrote: Wait today is... 4/1/2016!
Pretty good prank, lol. ( I hope....)
It happens. :/
I do solemnly swear that I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there are hurricanes or whatever, will visit New Grounds every day and become a supporter.
Also look at my titties
Like a Khan.
At 4/1/16 11:45 PM, Krutches wrote: Also look at my titties
One is a little saggier than the other.
No worries, though. That just gives them character.
This post doesnt exist.
This once was a post but now it isn't.
Man, I love your Trump post SO much!!! I read it like 30 times now! It's so on point!
Oh double post
Sorry, it's complicated.
I feel so bad that I didn't released anything new.. But somehow it's not possible at the moment. However I 'm confident that I'll come up with something new pretty soon!
Trump Grounds is the best place to be!
At 4/1/16 11:58 PM, Bit wrote:At 4/1/16 11:45 PM, Krutches wrote: Also look at my tittiesOne is a little saggier than the other.
No worries, though. That just gives them character.
Everyone who has tits has one that is saggier. It has to do with which one is the predominant arm. These are pecs, kids.
Like a Khan.
At 4/1/16 12:26 AM, Ligit wrote: What the f*** is going on I have been a loyal member of Newgrounds since I was a child if this Trump thing I have just witnessed is true I'm going to abandon this entire website and I will never use it again and tell everyone I know to ban the website and boycott Newgrounds!
April Fools!
