At 4/2/16 02:44 AM, Wild-Card wrote:
At 4/2/16 02:27 AM, Zedalch wrote:
Oh my fucking god, really? Out of all the updates, you make this godlike cancerous update? I'm leaving. Nope. Fuck this. I'm outta this shitty game palace.Like this idiot. Registered 2 weeks ago and he wants to call the shots. I've been here for over a decade. Trump stays. Fuck yourself.
The Trump never ends. What once started as what people thought was an April fool's joke turned out to be a very well timed and executed takeover and rebranding of a site formerly known as newgrounds. That url is no more than a redirect now to Trumpgrounds.com In which once $25 yearly sponsorships for newgrounds are reduced to merely $25 "I helped made America Great Again" donation badges for the Trump political machine. Front Page features are somehow still continually a wave of nothing but Trump induced memes and dramas that at their core are not too far off of the beaten history of what newgrounds originally hosted but the theme. The theme has become that of a never ending stream of Donald Trump political propaganda. At first sites like Youtube and Kongregate barely took note and those who did laughed it off as an overused joke and attempted to parody themselves into SandersSeriesOfTubes and ClintonGates.
But it wasn't long before May started that the joke was found out that former king of newgrounds, TomFulp, was truly no long the master of his hard fought for site. Trump had moved in. And TrumpGrounds.com was a newly declared website in his political machine. One that would give his legions of followers a proper factory to develop Trump's next step in taking over not just the news but movies, games, music, art, and all of media. Truly using Everything by Everyone from the backwater landscape it occupies in the Internet landscape to not just Blame, but Fire the weak submissions their submitters who wish for fame and glory without spreading the wealth of greatness that was Trump's desire to become.
It truly became a harsh landscape for those who wish to stump the Trump at his own game. Though those that sought to do so got placed with the hard choice of become a Trump Supporter or become Fired,
Strangely through. the years of trends and submissions to what was formerly newgrounds, this was merely like another Pico Day. Except the Pico was Trump. And the day never stopped. The Trump never found closure. For the Trump could not afford closure. He placed his name and honor on the national line. And he would never surrender for it would not be his political career that would end, but his business reputation as well.
The Trump, knowing this, refused to be Stumped. Refused to admit defeat. He was committed to his game and his followers, deep down, knew this was Trump's one chance for glory. They fought for him tooth and nail and when it seemed that his followers and Trump where cornered, TrumpGrounds was there to fire off a parody animation, song, and art to win back the polls. SandersSeriesOfTubes tried to fight back with traditional ads and claims to wipe debt by raising taxes but frequently found that people would just loop animal videos and best of vines.
The ClintonGates would go down the path of trying to cherry pick the Obama's best of issues and appeal to those issues with games featuring how the Clintions would use gun control and improved women's rights to fix this nation and did well for a time thanks to the ClintionGates Plus program helping them keep up with Trumpground's Supporter feature, but ended up loosing their flash servers over an accidental case of mistaken e-mail deletion gone horribly wrong.
The hate mail never stopped coming to Trumpgrounds. Many cease and desist orders came down when their branding was abused in the name of promoting Trumpgrounds, but Donald always found the backbone and words to polarize the fight in his favor, eventually breaking one rule that Tom Fulp never did willingly. He posted otherwise M rated front page featured content from newgrounds on live television into homes across America without any proper disclaimer. Truly, Donald had finally made a monster out of newgrounds.
Perhaps the time will come when Tom Fulp will return to reclaim his hard fought for site. On backwater channels outside of Trump's grasp it seems those that Trump fired from Trumpgrounds have rallied behind Mr. Fulp and another backwater site has arisen. A new ground to reclaim the freedom of creation that once was untrumpable. Rerallying his old allies, Alien Homiod, Bitey, Blockhead, Detective Nwar, Edd's friends, Fernando on his goatly steed, the ever ranty and nutcase of the green eyed squirrel known as Foamy, the dauntless madness of Hank, Icky's no evil, the wacky juxtaposed dynamic of Leo & Satan, and the resurrection of Pico, in his original ginger head, rebellious attitude riding into battle on the back of P-bot with endless handbag being blasted by A-bot announcing the glorious return of the Era of Everything by Everyone.
Weird Trump based fanfic got light parodies here and there by mixing newgrounds history with political stuffs all inspired by this never ending Trump day and the quoted comments above. Oh and memes.
I'm officially not claiming any copyrights for I don't own any of the above properties or sites nor do I care to make money off of this writing. Written for amusement, by amusement over these wild conversations that's been happening both on and off this site. Probably could of made it longer but creativity hit a wall tonight and wanted to bring up some old newgrounds favorites to close out the otherwise election heavy references.