Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:05:14
Listen people, I have some tremendous news for you today. This website, New Grounds, this very beautiful website that many people visit every day, has been run by some really, really not smart people for some time now. But that is all going to change because The Trump Organization has purchased this website and let me tell you, we got a great deal.
The people who ran this site, they were very low energy. Not good businessmen either. This place is a mess. I called the guy who ran this place, nice guy, a big fan of mine, and I told him, "you're fired."
We have great things planned. You’re gonna love what we have planned.
First off, TRUMP CHAT. This is the best chat. You're really gonna love this chat.
But when you have great chat, you have people coming into this website from all over and they aren't good people.
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing spam. They're bringing memes.
We're going to build a firewall to keep Mexico out. It will be a great firewall. And, by the way, Mexican Google is going to pay for it.
I'm making a world class website here, the best. This will be a classy website, worthy of my brand.
The guys who ran this site were letting people from China upload these things called MMOs. These MMOs were making money and you know who was getting all that money? The Chinese! What a disgrace.
New Grounds isn't going to be a loser website anymore. From now on we are going to win. We're gonna keep winning until we defeat every other website.
We're gonna keep out the Chinese and the Mexicans and we're gonna make great games, animation, art and music again. We're gonna make New Grounds great again.
Let’s do a pledge. Who likes me on this website? Can I have a pledge? A swearing? Raise your right hand. Repeat after me, "I do solemnly swear that I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there are hurricanes or whatever, will visit New Grounds every day and become a supporter.”
Thank you. Now I know. Don’t forget you all raised your hands. You swore. Bad things happen if you don’t live up to what you just did.