Anyone got any good jokes about Politics? Come on a little humor would be great for this fourm
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At 2/27/20 06:09 PM, Wegra wrote: Come on? Anyone?
Some people actually take it seriously and base life decisions on it. That would be sad. But the fact that it's self inflicted out of stupidity means it's ok to laugh.
Micheal Bloomberg said he bought twenty one Democratic candidates who won their seats in 2018 during the South Carolina debates.
... That's the joke. :3
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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
What's orange, round and stationary, devoid of thought but is the center of it's existence, has a thin layer, sweet to some and sour to others, but isn't edible or digestible?
Answer: Trump
Why was the SJW kicked out of the maternity ward?
Because they kept walking up to the SWCM babies and screaming "YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Man, outside of Test-Object we're just terrible at this joke thing, lol.
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I was acquainted with a judge who was a Centrist. They targeted cases where the defendant had some form of muscle-wasting disease.
They made no strong convictions.
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It is a car-owna virus.
At 2/27/20 09:17 PM, Gario wrote: Man, outside of Test-Object we're just terrible at this joke thing, lol.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
When is a joke sad?
When another joke makes them mad.
I’m going to go historical (and dark) with this one:
A Soviet guy was late to a party, his car was always Stalin, then he was shot.
On a slightly lighter and similar note:
What does Donald Trump, The Soviet Union and Pastor Nick from Attack on Titan have in common? They believe in walls that don’t really work.
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
Dogs will eat shit, but they won't touch politics.
He who controls the spice my friend
There. I hope that helps.
At 2/28/20 12:54 PM, EdyKel wrote: Dogs will eat shit, but they won't touch politics.
Western media has descended to the level of Soviet media, pre-Glasnost, except the American people largely still drink from that poisoned well, thinking it provides "news."
If the green man lives in the green house, and the purple man lives in the purple house, where does the orange man live?
At 2/29/20 01:49 PM, OpusFreiling wrote:At 2/28/20 12:54 PM, EdyKel wrote: Dogs will eat shit, but they won't touch politics.
Someone framed him.
At 2/28/20 12:22 PM, orangebomb wrote: I’m going to go historical (and dark) with this one:
A Soviet guy was late to a party, his car was always Stalin, then he was shot.
On a slightly lighter and similar note:
What does Donald Trump, The Soviet Union and Pastor Nick from Attack on Titan have in common? They believe in walls that don’t really work.
hey, if they would just accept my proposals I keep sending them every week.... (which is to force Israel to build it!)
You've been freeloading too long, Shmuley, it's time to pay up! Look at that big beautiful wall!
What are they gonna do, load their drug mules and caravans into rockets? Ah, but there's a solution to that too!
Western media has descended to the level of Soviet media, pre-Glasnost, except the American people largely still drink from that poisoned well, thinking it provides "news."
At 4/22/15 06:15 PM, Wegra wrote: Anyone got any good jokes about Politics? Come on a little humor would be great for this fourm
Faux News.
Also, I like how you manage to necro this thread and actually get some decent replies.
If you ask me, the future is in webcomics. Here are a few, some more active than others.
i personally think this guy is off his fucking nut, but hidden under all the double, triple meanings, there is some juicy takeaways and interesting viewpoints I had not considered before.
This is one of those artists where they are truly hit or miss, lots of As and Fs, and few in between. But the ones that hit it out of the park are definitely worth resharing with friends.
He is a little bit like above, his points can be kind of hazy and opaque. But other times his humor is lunacy.
Hoo boy.....this guy is infamous among people who haven’t read his stuff. He is, however, very easy to understand. His satire and punchlines don’t require much thinking to comprehend unlike the above two, which are like Dennis Miller giving out riddles in Assyrian by comparison.
The most confusing points he tries to make relate to current or past events, if you ever say “I don’t get it.....” or you can just read the comments beneath it.
https://www.mrpumpkinface.com/?c=56
i include this guy just for the sake of completion. I think he is a moron, who breaks one of the lesser-known rules of writing with every comic: “Don’t make your point with a sledgehammer.”
But if you like slap stick and wet humor, by all means, don’t listen to me and just enjoy.
I would include red panels and a few others, but the (un)surprising thing about political satirists is how many are inactive. Social media has done wonders to chase them out of the public square.
You have to ponder what goes on in private, as well, to shut up these artists during some of the most inspiring times for political humor......it’s a shame.
hello
F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny
F*ck SCOTUS
At 3/1/20 06:45 PM, RoboHex wrote: https://robohex.newgrounds.com/news/post/1017046
What do you call a right or left winger with a broken jaw? Progress.
At 3/1/20 10:09 PM, Aaron-Chandler wrote:At 3/1/20 06:45 PM, RoboHex wrote: https://robohex.newgrounds.com/news/post/1017046What do you call a right or left winger with a broken jaw? Progress.
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What do you call a right wing or left wing politician dead in a hole along with 100 of their rabid supporters ?
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A Start !
Those who have only the religious opinions of others in their head & worship them. Have no room for their own thoughts & no room to contemplate anyone elses ideas either-More
At 4/22/15 06:15 PM, Wegra wrote: Anyone got any good jokes about Politics? Come on a little humor would be great for this fourm
You should try Kelly from the Onion.I'm pretty sure old Political Cartoons actually were decent in quality then.
https://www.theonion.com/tag/editorial-cartoon
Here take your pick.I think i already posted a ice cream one.
At 3/2/20 05:40 PM, phenorax wrote:At 4/22/15 06:15 PM, Wegra wrote: Anyone got any good jokes about Politics? Come on a little humor would be great for this fourmYou should try Kelly from the Onion.I'm pretty sure old Political Cartoons actually were decent in quality then.
https://www.theonion.com/tag/editorial-cartoon
Here take your pick.I think i already posted a ice cream one.
Oh yeah this babe ahahaha she has some of the best ironic-unironic absurdist comics.
My only complaint is lack of color, but that’s a small downside
The best way to enjoy the comics without going “WTF?” is to realize nothing here is meant to be taken seriously.
hello
Great one from The Week, the DNC isn't just a gotcha, they're a gacha! Suddenly, Mini-mike is a lot more relatable.
Western media has descended to the level of Soviet media, pre-Glasnost, except the American people largely still drink from that poisoned well, thinking it provides "news."
How can you tell if a right/left is offended?
They have a pulse.
