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At 2/24/15 12:08 AM, YenMuffin wrote:
At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote: (Hi I'm new here)
9 years ago I was new here.
Hi everybody.

¡¿?مرحبا، اسمي هو خائن لهذه الصفحة, xD أنا حزين!!!


Slint approves of me! | "This is Newgrounds.com, not Disney.com" - WadeFulp

"Sit look rub panda" - Alan Davies

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Been here in some form since 2005. What I have to say is, the more you explore the site the more you'll be hooked. Welcome and have fun!

PS: in the future I want everyone to link to this thread every time we get a "Newgrounds iz dyin hurr durrr!!!" thread.


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 02:09:48


introducing the world's best newgrounds poster


gaydemocrat: i just found a seed in my dope

gaydemocrat: this is a fucking outrage

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 02:10:05


Just signed up for the 18+ section


Sig made by DLX

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 05:29:16


Ironically enough, this thread has been regs making jokes, and not a single new user.


ゴ ゴ ゴ The sig emmits a menacing aura... ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 08:08:45


At 2/23/15 10:04 PM, NotASpammer wrote: Hello, I am NotASpammer, I am an amazing artist. I have a great personality, and great looks. You should all look up to me as your older brother. Because I am so great.

im gonna p in ur butt

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 08:26:40


At 2/23/15 06:23 PM, NekoMika wrote: Welcome Newgrounders. I'm a former moderator. Feel free to say hi and ask questions about how to get around on Newgrounds.

Still clinging to those powers that suit you!

New User Introduction Thread!


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

Let's Player, Artist, NekoMika's Legacy!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 10:01:24


At 2/23/15 08:52 PM, Mr-Shark wrote: hi im new, my name is ted wilderberry and im an alcohlic

Ohh, you stole my post. It was basically gonna be "Hi everybody, I'm LDAF, and I've been an alcoholic for 26 years."

I'm 19 years old

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 11:35:31


At 2/24/15 08:26 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 2/23/15 06:23 PM, NekoMika wrote: Welcome Newgrounders. I'm a former moderator. Feel free to say hi and ask questions about how to get around on Newgrounds.
Still clinging to those powers that suit you!

i pee in ur btt 2

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 11:42:28


At 2/24/15 11:37 AM, Shauna wrote: We don't take kindly to NEW people here.

Welcome to NG! I see that you're a female. Wanna send dirty PMs to each other?


Sig by BlueHippo - AMA

Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod

"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 12:21:35


At 2/24/15 11:42 AM, ZJ wrote:
At 2/24/15 11:37 AM, Shauna wrote: We don't take kindly to NEW people here.
Welcome to NG! I see that you're a female. Wanna send dirty PMs to each other?

Fathers, hide your daughters...ZJ is on the prowl!

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 12:30:54


Hello Newgrounds my name is Caesár :U

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 13:47:54


Hi, I'm roasting. No, seriously. Please hand me the fire extinguisher.

EPILOGUE
Copywrong never put out the fire that was roasting him because he wanted to ride the fire extinguisher by flying on its heavy squirting pressure.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 14:00:44


People are probably gonna ignore this after a while.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 15:45:51


At 2/23/15 06:29 PM, FaroutFrank wrote: Hey everyone, my name is Frank. I hope to submit some flashes soon m8s.

Frank is a fucking cool name.


*sigh*

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 17:23:55


At 2/23/15 06:33 PM, krumpingkatie wrote: so what do you guys do around here for fun ;O

We inject 3 marijuanas daily ;)

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 18:39:49


Hey guys, I'm SneakyGameBoy and I like things.


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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hai guiz jus cumd on dis sit las nit it loks cool B-| can i b a part of it
Seriously though, can I borrow 20 quid?


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-24 22:11:29


Hi everyone, I joined this site a whole highschool ago. I post about videogames and food. I'm also friends with Joe Biden if you want to meet him, PM me if interested.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 00:48:17


Can I still post here if nobody knows who I am ?


At 2/24/15 08:48 PM, SuperBastard wrote: Hi I'm SuperBastard and all my friends are dead.

Is there some kind of chat page on this website?

We do not say that word around here

That room that shall not be named

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 03:59:44


At 2/24/15 02:00 PM, Radaketor wrote: People are probably gonna ignore this after a while.

That's why it is a sticky post kept at the top of the forums.

At 2/25/15 12:48 AM, DjGubkafish wrote: Can I still post here if nobody knows who I am ?

YES! My name is The-Great-One, I've been here for 9 years.

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 06:02:49


At 2/23/15 05:22 PM, TomFulp wrote: New to NG or the NG forums? Introduce yourself in this thread! What brought you to NG?

Welcome to the forum @TomFulp


さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 10:42:09


Hey everyone, I'm GoryBlizzard. If you love shit, love metal, hate gentrification, embrace socialism or communism and are from my area, we're already best friends.


Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.

NYC Meet 2010 | NYC Meet 2011 | NYC Meet 2013

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 11:15:21


Hiiiii! Although I created this account today, I used to visit this site back then between 2003 and 2008. After that I visited only very few times, nevertheless I always enjoyed spending time here.
I remember I loved viewing videogames parodies and fighting stick figures, haha. Also back then I almost didn't understand English... But even so I loved this site XD

One of my best friends is here too, so I decided join. I hope I can do lots of stuffs here. =D

Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 11:17:15


At 2/25/15 11:15 AM, MrMontolio wrote: Hiiiii! Although I created this account today, I used to visit this site back then between 2003 and 2008. After that I visited only very few times, nevertheless I always enjoyed spending time here.

Welcome to account ownership and thanks for checking in over the years!


Working on Nightmare Cops!

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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 12:03:48


H-hello everyone... I-I'm Sword-of-K-Kings and I'm depressed and s-shy as fuck....


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 19:56:33


At 2/25/15 07:43 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Its almost like hes playing a character

but I really am shy and depressed...


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Response to New User Introduction Thread! 2015-02-25 23:08:18


Hi! I'm cga-999! I follow waaaaaaaaay too many people and attempt to be a statwhore while not doing a great job at it!