I walked out the entrance of NG HQ 2015-01-27 19:03:55
There, I scanned the Horizon, and through the blams and protects I saw an army rise from the forgotten obituaries, a legion of spammers, hackers and talentless artists, wielding glocks, supported by kitties and proudly wearing star insignias. A large flash soon followed, carried by the army sat the self proclaimed leader atop a large jeweled letter B, arrogant and proud, wielding a scepter and donning a ban worn cape. They approached, ready to 5 bomb their way to daily rewards, and I stepped forward in turn to defend the very portal that gave me hope. I spoke up, clear and loud.
Get out of here, StrawberryClock!