I'll bake you a cupcake so sweet...4.12 / 5.00 20,798 Views
Aliens, evil wizards, space vampires, & Shyfters! Just another day in the life of a badass3.94 / 5.00 10,685 Views
Stop the killer bees3.79 / 5.00 6,300 Views
SBC's 'piss u off' movies either ask u 2 vote 5 4 porn, have links 2 porn websites or try 2 teach u letters of the alphabet. it kind of makes sense, but he shouldn't be banned. it's wrong 2 hate sum1 just cos they deliberately submit crap, as if they showed off their talent, they could b WAY better than u cud possibly imagine. as 4 u anti-clocks, if any of u r non-flash makers, u should be ashamed of yourself. some of u have voted 0 on great 15 minute long movies and i bet u haven't honestly voted if u have watched them. Don't vote 0 on clock flash just because it's a clock flash.
At 9/5/05 06:29 PM, quranium_productions wrote: How do you find a good clock movie? Just check the collections. There are a lot of great clock flashes there.
I personally enjoyed Lord of the Clocks
People that vote 0 on clock flashes for no appearant reason must have seriously undeveloped brains. The Clock Crew are really trying to make Newgrounders enjoy their art rather than enjoying abusing them in the forums or the reviews.
That is true, maybe of you are bitching about the clock crew but have you seen movies by the REAL clock crew and not the posers?
Groups: Make it possible to join a newgrounds group after becoming a flash submitter.
I think that them signing up at the group forum or whatever would be effective
Autoban: If you vote enough 0 you will be banned from newgrounds.
ok no offence but that is a RETARDED idea!
think of it this way, if the clocks werent around, then the clock-haters would have nothing to hate. so you see, drugs are bad.
I couldn't help but making the program the clocks use for their voices to read this!
But, however, I do think that the clock crew deserves to be in Newgrounds, because there is people (like myself) that enjoy their work. So let us be!
I don't know you, but I think a big letter "B" isn't as stupid as a review that says "You are a f**** son of a b****, go to hell and die, nobody likes you and your momma drinked liquor while she was pregnant with you". Specially if you consider that a) the guy has NO flash experience. b)The guy just searches for Clock movies to vote 0 without even seeing them. Or c) both. People doing this really should be banned (I think that happened to Ki10).
If you don't like the clock crew, just don't get to their movies and let us Clock fans enjoy our "stupid" humor. I don't go voting 0 on movies about Tricky just because I don't like him.
And if you plan on talking about my post, please be objetive and mature and keep my mother out of here.
Let it B
I don´t hate all clocks. I just thinks a lot of clocks submit crap, but some clocks really make good movies and those movies I vote fairly on.
This letter is fair enough... They shouldn't be getting shit for the minority of the clocks. As many people say, the CC are mostly good animaters. At one point, I actually joined them. But, they should probably get their own "thing" instead of using the clock.
Oh, and what the hell is up with them selling their sites. Clockcrew.net is now a porn site. Is that a joke?!
At 9/8/01 12:07 PM, Razoric wrote: Tom, seriously, just ban them. All they submit to the portal is crap and autolinks to different sites. One time I had to restart my computer because they auto-linked me to a site that opened up like 100 other sites. Don't give them this much credit (and most likely it's just one person).
ok im really not gonna read 35 pages of this thread but i just wanted to talk about this post by razoric on the first page.
First of all, if you thing that all the clock crew does is submit crap flash than look up the flashes by strange clock and turd clock. these animators put just as much effort and quality into their flashes as you do,
second of all, i used to love your flash but this comment that you made sorta changed my view of you
not only was it stereotypical of the ENTIRE clock crew (even the skilled animators) but it was downright offensive.
like i said im not reading 35 pages of this thread so if this post was already brought up excuse me
As above ^ I'm not going to read 35 pages but I remain my ordinary non-bias self and say this:
A lot of CC work IS crap, I'll admit.
Many CC animators are very good.
SBC was a perverted asshole, I'll admit (come on we all know it).
A lot of CC work is good and funny and a lot of work and effort is put into them.
As is always in life people notice the bad things before the good. Yes a lot of CC work is bad, yes it started from a single letter animation but no, not all of its rubbish, no not all of the animators are bad. No longer is the portal flooded with clock, I don't know what it was like before but it doesn't seem that way now. If you don't like the CC, don't watch it. Simple as that.
At 10/4/05 04:22 PM, IIAlarmClockII wrote: SBC was a perverted asshole, I'll admit (come on we all know it).
Bastard you do not deserve a name with clock in it. Sorry I got a little carried away ( dont kill me). Anyway you should search for post by Tateclock because you might
I made a mistake All of you clock haters should search for posts by Tate clock. He speak words of wisdom. You might learn something.
I think the so called "Clock Crew" sucks. I have yet to see something funny by "them". The flashes using Clock Crew are fine though.
At 10/4/05 04:22 PM, IIAlarmClockII wrote:
A lot of CC work IS crap, I'll admit.
Many CC animators are very good.
You're right. The CC shouldn't be banned. I know some of their flash is bad, but SBC started a culture. If it wasn't for him there would be no Clocks, Locks, or many other groups. Most of SBC's movies are complete turd, I know that. The anti clocks may want them banned but I see little reason why. I know the clocks worship a guy who submits bad flash on purpose, but come on. Everyone should show a little respect for him.
I forgot to add this on:
The crap clock movies are usually:
A red letter
A movie worshipping SBC. Yes, the clocks worship SBC, but I wouldn't express it in a flash if I was a clock.
A simple movie with a horrible 'END' voice at the end
I have seen anti clocks vote 0 on movies just because its a clock film or the author is a clock. But now I don't really hate the anti clocks as much as i did before. I've seen clocks vote 5 on movies just because its a clock film or the author is a clock.
No offense to the clocks, some of your movies are really good.
Also on Clockday 2005, I did see a lot of crap worshipping SBC and red letters, but the following Clockday movies are awesome:
LORD OF THE CLOCKS 1-1A by StrangeClock
SBC PLOTS FOR FRONTPAGE! by RupeeClock
'05 'O CLOCK by Turd_Clock
STRAWBERRY'S GYM by Crustclock
A LOOK INTO THE FUTURE by MelloYelloClock
There are a lot more, but I don't want to go on and on.
leave the clock crew alone some of there stuff is the best stuff on this website i agree that there are some dodgy characters (i.e.pube muppet) but bar that there stuff is by far the best movies on the whole site with some amazingly kwl stuff like clck battle, adventures of knottberry clock, 21 clock street and thats to only name a few so until many of u lot can bring out a movie half a decent as the clock crew leave them alone.
The letter B, a movie! That is so not a movie. Extremely inapropriate for newgrounds .com my ass. I liked that strawberry clock's fucks movie. Glad i can still watch it, good job DudeZilla
More Good Clock content:
H- shows sympathy while still being funny, last frame aside: 3
CC:TM- Think of Carrot clock as the people who follow Strawberry Clock's bad side, and not his good side (which might not be him, but rather the others): 2-3
Frogbag gets a license!- a fun ddr/simon says-style game: 3-4
Captain Planet- a not-so-poorly made parody: 2-3
I didn't actually submit the reviews, because I want to make my reviews 5 at a time (even though I can carry them over).
At 9/8/01 04:00 PM, OrangeClock wrote: Have any of you even WATCHED my movies? They don't even fit into any of the 5 groups.
yeah well,they fit into my specified group:
PILE OF SHIT
If you don't like the movies, don't watch them.
Our movies pass judgement, just like everybody else's movies do. Of course we vote higher on "clock" movies, because we like them, obviously, or else why would we make them. To say that we are massvoting is to deny the one person one vote philosophy which has been backed by the United States supreme court. Banning us, because you simply do not like our movies, is biggotry.
Tom, Blam theese guys otta newgrounds....
I mean, who the hell are they to tell you to bow before their orders, their "Leader" StraberryClock, has only one flash award, and it's a "Turd of the Week". Besides theire being hipocrits, i mean they submited a lot of offensive stuf against Foamy and other carachters (Including PICO). And now their trying to boss you aroun, Tom nuke theese guys, i mean they insult your caracther (Pico) and other newgrounds flash celeberties, and once the other side fights back, they want you to blam them!?...
Come on, teach them a lesson. Not to mention the Strawberry Clock has declared himself King of YOUR portal, and this e-mail just prooves how much he wants to take you down and rule the portal, teach them a lesson...
maybe if these tards dident subbmit crap we wouldent make fun of them
also i donet remember fully but i could have sworn that the rules say you cannot subbmit stuff to be blamed on purpose and alot of the idiots are pretty much trying to accomplish that and for that they should be banned but the idiots like to use multiple accounts much like the barney bunch
At 11/14/05 08:34 PM, nick2292 wrote: also i donet remember fully but i could have sworn that the rules say you cannot subbmit stuff to be blamed on purpose and alot of the idiots are pretty much trying to accomplish that and for that they should be banned but the idiots like to use multiple accounts much like the barney bunch
Yea, i'm really sick of seeing Clock Crew members, adn other idiots (There might be one or two intelegen ones on CC, but Strawberry isn't one of them), submtting stuff just to get blammed, i mean.....Jesus
I mean is it just me, or everything the Strawberry Clock submitted is Crap, i have seen some decent Clock Artist, i gotta admit that, but most of wath i see that has an artist with the name "(Something)Clock" is usually just crap, and besides that, who the hell does SBC think he is saying that he is king of TOM FULP'S Portal, if there should be any king of the Portal, this one should be one of Fulp's carachters (PICO, for example) or Synjid, for his tremendous work on Alien Hominid, even Knox or Illwill (Foamy) have better awards then SBC. I'd like to see Strawberry himself explain this....