Ngmc 2014-07-25 18:05:49
Welcome to Newgrounds Motorcycle Club.
Own and ride a motorcycle? You're most definitely in. No minimum requirements. Might as well include scooters and mopeds too.
Are ya the kind of person who rigs a weedeater to a 10-speed? Did ya get tired of pedalling your tricycle and run a chainsaw around the axles? That's cool too.
Do ya like to rent mopeds and tear 'em up? It's all good.
Own and ride a pick-up truck and a nice spatula?
*throws a bloody spatula and a scooter into the back of a pick-up truck*
You're good to go. I'd welcome riders of any kind of death trap on 1-3 wheels really, with a preference for motorcycles and trikes.
For anyone else that doesn't ride but has a passion for iron horses and what not, feel free to hang around. Also, feel free to post anything related to the subculture, be it some kinda bike design (real or imagined). Do ya make strange biker fashion designs? Or even just have some fetishy fascination with bikes and want to marry one? You're probrably in the right place.
I am going to insist that you at least own a spatula if you come in here. No minimum requirements on the spatula either but the bigger, the better.
If we get enough riders, maybe we can see about some cool banners, patches, rabid nicknames or something.
Do ya think it's a cool idea but don't like the way I'm doing it? No problem, ya can still join, prove ya ride, then vote for a president or something..or not, idc. Until then it's pretty much anarchy.
Keep it shiny side up or deal with the spatulas,