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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-18 18:56:42 Reply

Crackle

The sweet, enticing
crackle of Fritos absorbed.
I will eat you now.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-19 23:37:04 Reply

Pop!

Because to grammar
schoolers making popcorn in
the oven is fun.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-21 11:46:15 Reply

Forgot to do a haiku yesterday for the first time since June 11th. Well, here's two:

Peanut

Boy down the street: "best
way to de-shell a peanut:
use two wooden blocks."

Butter

My Dad always said
not to use too much. 10 years
later, I tell him.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-22 01:07:15 Reply

Jelly

My Mom carves cake 'til
it's art, and I slather scraps
with jelly and eat.

Sundays are awesome, you know that?


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-22 01:09:41 Reply

Teenage boys for the win

I just realized that
my last 5 haikus are all
about types of food.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-22 16:11:32 Reply

How the hell do you
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-23 15:10:30 Reply

MOAR FOOD!

Doughnuts

Homer Simpson makes
me feel good about myself,
but I still love food!

Anorexia

Watching videos
about anorexia
makes me feel hungry.

AND ONE NOT ABOUT FOOD:

Monkey Noises

What was my great, great,
great, great, great, great...grandfather's
name? *Monkey noises*


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-24 10:09:56 Reply

This is a short tale
Of a man with some pellets
Fuck man, he is weird

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-24 13:51:14 Reply

Battle covers play,
Nano transformation hope--
Search for Newgrounds sounds.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-24 15:27:24 Reply

Rock

Face like a rock? Abs
like a rock? I'd rather be
paper and scissors.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-25 17:17:52 Reply

Paper

Fragile emotions
may be annoying, or they
may give life meaning.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-26 14:50:06 Reply

Scissors

Cut this life into
pieces. Frame it. Put on the
mask and watch it burn.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-27 16:22:01 Reply

Live

I swerve to hit all
the potholes and avoid the
game. Live, squirrel, live!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-28 13:09:23 Reply

Long

No, this haiku is
not about my penis, thanks
very much. Pervert.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-29 16:03:31 Reply

Prosper

I will face the world
with my new username, based
on an old haiku.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-30 15:53:48 Reply

Lights

I am Saul on the
road to Damascus...knowledge
a beacon, blinding.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-01 14:48:06 Reply

Camera

I'm the only guy
on earth with no profile
picture on Facebook.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-02 16:01:18 Reply

Action

After sitting at
a desk all day, I need some
action...watching "Cops."


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-03 18:04:32 Reply

Shake

Deli line in school.
I decide to shake it up.
Roast beef, not turkey.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-04 10:56:41 Reply

Rattle

Found my old baby
rattle when putting out stuff
for Halloween. FEELS.

:')


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-05 13:54:50 Reply

Roll

Password to my school's
online database. Not sure
why they chose that one.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 02:36:10 Reply

At 9/22/14 04:11 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: How the hell do you
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up

Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 15:57:34 Reply

At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote:
At 9/22/14 04:11 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: How the hell do you
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up
Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.

Hmm...interesting.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.

;D


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 16:15:42 Reply

At 10/6/14 03:57 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
Hmm...interesting.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.

;D

Oops. Obviously,
I need to work on my counting
skills.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 16:18:37 (edited 2014-10-06 16:21:27) Reply

At 10/6/14 04:15 PM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote:
At 10/6/14 03:57 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
Hmm...interesting.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.

;D
Oops. Obviously,
I need to work on my counting
skills.

It's okay, Mister
Tibbetts. Everyone makes
mistakes, after all.

By the way, I believe I reviewed some of your tracks a while back. I used to be known as "TheDoor6."


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 17:24:18 Reply

At 10/6/14 04:18 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: By the way, I believe I reviewed some of your tracks a while back. I used to be known as "TheDoor6."

Oh yeah, I recognize that screen name. Hi again. Thanks very much for listening to my music. :)


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-07 22:23:21 Reply

Hook

After three hours
gathering quotes for essay,
I'm stuck on the hook.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-08 16:14:23 (edited 2014-10-08 16:14:32) Reply

Line

It feels cathartic
when I finally draw the
line and go to sleep.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-09 18:32:09 Reply

Sinker

...and my soul sinks deep
below the lucid surface
space-time as I dream.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-10 18:38:04 Reply

Friends

The only people
I let hold my tongue and chase
me into the dark.


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