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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-08 23:31:49


"Kill 'em with kindness,"

They said, but what's wrong with just

Killing them outright?


The family that slays

Together, stays together...

Or something like that.


When they said "murder most

Foul," I thought they meant fowl, so

Now I sell poultry.


*hilari-tea ensues*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-09 11:19:03 (edited 2020-05-09 11:20:13)


Jaw muscle ache and

Great perspiration ensues.

Laugh. What's there to lose?


If inspiration,

Could shift a nation from this

Wide ocean of blues...


We're all too confused.

We're all too obtuse, too. The

Foe is a blue you.


*certain-tea ensues*


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-10 07:02:33


Rainy Sunday like

A melted Sundae I too

Feel a slight blue hue


Imbued within these

Strange circumstances, more like

Light melancholy


Night passes quickly,

Days melt together, feeling...

Routine can be freeing


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-10 19:59:06


Failure expected

Therefore it's tolerated

Imperfect machines

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-11 05:42:43 (edited 2020-05-11 05:42:48)


Humans are flawed but

Strive to be Gods, yupp! Awesome.

Odd and arrogant.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-12 04:29:18 (edited 2020-05-12 04:29:43)


Delivery of,

Washing machine in five now.

Just awash with joy.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-13 04:07:56


Wait too long and no

Matter how long you wait no

Patience can redeem you


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-13 07:54:50


At 5/13/20 04:07 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Wait too long and no
Matter how long you wait no
Patience can redeem you


I am not so sure.

One time, I waited a lot;

found my good friend.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-14 05:37:04


Tired again but I

Can't pretend my sky is not

Bluer than others


Now there's a double en tea ndre

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-15 04:10:41


Crude, cruel and crimson,

The moonlight my window in

And to other worlds


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-16 06:14:59 (edited 2020-05-16 06:15:13)


Happiness is less,

More boredom than you can stand,

Bring my dopamine.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-17 06:01:39


Words run out in time;

Time is all-engulfing but

Found my gulf of peace


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-18 04:53:12


Another day hey!

Wake up and smell the burning!

Sun on pattered roofs


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-18 21:59:21


[very small and quiet sip] ...


Entering summer,

around is all but problems,

mostly with money.


[Another sip of tea]


Words are just sometimes better with pictures

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-19 04:54:08 (edited 2020-05-19 04:54:15)


At least the in ash,

Of this Earthen Calabash -

Opportunity


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-20 04:39:15


Living in surplus

What is it worth us? Lose all

Appreciation


For the one thing or

The big thing, more! Is all that

Interests our nation


Both financial and

Material. Stock paper

And in cereal


But where we all go

When we die? Who knows, I'm sure

It doesn't matter


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-21 06:34:18


Somber memories,

Fade with Hennessy... j/k

Way better with time


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-22 05:14:19


Life is a gambit!

Or a game, or a gain, but

Sometimes life is pain


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-22 18:29:24


No pain, no gain; but

What if the agony drives

You insane? Deranged.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-23 06:44:42 (edited 2020-05-23 06:45:26)


We change! One day we

Smile when we lack, the next we

Go violent attack!


One day we wince if,

We lie on a tack, what if

We flip out go mad?


Life is both bliss and

Balance, a tad, until we

Go all batshit mad


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-24 05:35:06


Double up on the

Daily double up rut, yupp yupp yupp!

Grind on, on grind on.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-25 04:58:24


Life rushes much when

You don't touch up stuff that just

Should be touched up yupp


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-26 05:12:43


Leaflets of truth in,

The wind that blows youth in, we

All grow old too fast


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-26 06:32:47


At 5/26/20 05:12 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Leaflets of truth in,
The wind that blows youth in, we
All grow old too fast


Oh dear life!

That has given me as much joy as strife!

Why are you so quick?

Can't i enjoy some more this interesting trip!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-26 10:12:50


Waking exhausted

No amount of caffeine helps

Might go back to bed


*sips 2nd cup of coffee*


| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-27 02:47:27


Spring cleaning is great,

But it sure does take a lot

Out of a person.


Still, the exhaustion

Is somewhat mitigated

By a job well done.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-27 05:56:50


Next year maybe I'll

Winter clean properly so

I can spring clean too


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-28 05:52:24


First interview with

The legendary great one!

Go read it right here


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-29 04:48:45


Life is good! The goods

Aren't out of stock, not even

The toilet paper


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-05-30 06:22:11


The time I spend on

Mindfulness, I'd like to mind

The time I spend on.


Can't comprehend dawn,

Fall asleep around the bend,

Stay up; make amends.


Mend my time with meds?

No better meditation,

Then spending time then.


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