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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-13 04:31:56


Dunk the machines rise,

Up up to the real you, life

Is not cellophane


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-14 13:46:16


I just gotta say:

Today just flew away but

After all it's great



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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-15 05:50:03


The world is too wide

For dreams to coincide, so

Strive for yours truly


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-16 05:47:51


A surplus of roe

For roeboats, a boatload, row

Boats till you boat eye


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-17 05:39:08


Can't believe the last

Haiku was a day ago!

Time still goes too fast


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-18 02:52:55


Early morning air...

Porting to new places once

Again take the plane


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-19 16:16:31


Trading stocks, you need

To be like a robot or

Stop. You won't for long.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-20 05:53:01


Before I forget

I'd better write a new set

No tighter news yet


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-21 09:18:34


Sometimes it's tasteful,

Sometimes it's sense fuel, some times

The Night Comes for Us


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-22 06:41:12


When the stats amount,

To the point you can't count a

Complishment fountain


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-23 07:44:18


Say can you see the

Figments of a mind blind of

Lingering woe? No.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-24 06:45:27


If only briefly...

I could brief a super squad

How to save the Earth


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-25 05:19:56


Early morning and

I feel a cold a brewing...

What am I to do?


Maybe it's a cue,

For rest I've been assuming,

I can skip a few.


Work hard sleep hard work

On routines to be healthy,

Else ye: get a cold.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-26 05:51:23


It's Sunday so I

Think resting is right before:

Get dressed and all ripe


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-27 06:08:00


New day, blue sky hue...

Snivel, sniff and cough ollie,

What is this folly


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-27 14:01:55 (edited 2020-01-27 14:03:45)


Tai lu

Super Saiyan Blue

I wanna solve life's mysteries like Scooby Doo

a Snow Blizzard could be so Gory

no food, i might have to eat my own poo

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-28 04:41:41


Scooby Dooby Doo!

Miss the days of binge watching

All these old cartoons


Thirteen Monsters soon,

Seem a distant memory,

Fit for this haiku,


All my days assume:

A melancholy moment,

I keep running through.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-28 10:57:08


the proud will die

I will cry

Tears of fire

Hell hot wired

Comfort will come

To those who fear God

And shun evil

I walk with Christ

Through the pit

Designed to teach a lesson

Fight for freedom



In Case of Emergency Before 911 Pray 611 and Afterword Sing a Revolutionary 9611.

Genesis 9 Hebrews 11.Matthew 6 Luke 11.Psalm 96 Revolution 11 {Witness The Music}

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-29 01:50:14 (edited 2020-01-29 01:50:51)


Brave the seven seas;

Prow, furrowing mighty waves,

The wind at your back.


Seek out adventure!

Armed with instinct alone, aim

For the horizon.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-29 05:24:17


I woke up: work free!

Got cold though, so less drive I

Rest on, arrest me


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-30 05:42:35


Still slow but rolling

Steadily onward, towards

Hope, woes, and concerts


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-01-31 05:54:33


If all things were ass

Or as simple as dimples

Smiles would be plenty


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-01 05:48:45


Wake up to new light!

Clock shows one one one one, one

More morning wasted


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-02 04:38:23


So little time is,

In our realm of timelessness,

All the time we left


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-02 23:59:22


Life: it's what happens

While you're waiting for something

Else to come along.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-03 09:55:40


Today I think I...

Won't wait in! I will go out

And wait out instead.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-04 09:12:58


Wouldn't it be cool

To actually write haikus

3 6 5 daily


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-05 06:06:27


Waiters don't wait so

Wait is: wait err, I'd rather

Serve something instead


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-06 07:14:46


My subway neighbor

Is swallowing a stream of

Mucus. Stay at home.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-02-06 16:19:39


I need to make you

Suffer as I have suffered

You're not but a cunt


The knife is calling

And so I am cutting flesh

It is all my fault