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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 16:06:13 Reply

Moldy blueberry
Your brothers were sweet, but you
Taste like a basement


You are a Deity in jeans and a t-shirt, and within you dwells the infinite wisdom of the ages and the sacred creative force of All that is, will be and ever was.”A.S. Maarten

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:10:48 Reply

How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:17:48 Reply

At 1/14/16 11:10 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax

The original
post in this thread will tell you
what you need to know.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:35:13 Reply

At 1/14/16 11:17 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/14/16 11:10 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax
The original
post in this thread will tell you
what you need to know.

Thanks TaintedLogic!

I appreciate the help

You are very kind!

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-15 14:39:30 Reply

At 1/14/16 11:35 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Thanks TaintedLogic!

I appreciate the help

You are very kind!

No worries, man. We
always could use more members
of the writers' guild.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 00:43:53 Reply

A new favorite show.

Ash vs evil dead is

Freaking amazing!

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 12:20:03 Reply

At cici's pizza.

Eating some tasty pizza

Waiting to clock in

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 18:36:34 Reply

This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds


You are a Deity in jeans and a t-shirt, and within you dwells the infinite wisdom of the ages and the sacred creative force of All that is, will be and ever was.”A.S. Maarten

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 20:42:11 Reply

At 1/16/16 06:36 PM, Krash17 wrote: This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds

I prefer Magic
myself. Prerelease today!
But to each his own...


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 11:29:48 Reply

At 1/16/16 08:42 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/16/16 06:36 PM, Krash17 wrote: This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds
I prefer Magic
myself. Prerelease today!
But to each his own...

Not me, but roommate
He is the nerd in question
We watch together


You are a Deity in jeans and a t-shirt, and within you dwells the infinite wisdom of the ages and the sacred creative force of All that is, will be and ever was.”A.S. Maarten

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 21:05:29 Reply

At 1/16/16 06:36 PM, Krash17 wrote: This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds

One year sober and
still craving, considering
reinstalling it.

BEST THRESH EUW BEST THRESH EUW
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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 21:08:35 Reply

What is love? Baby

Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No

More. Ha. I just memed.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 22:32:55 Reply

At 1/18/16 11:29 AM, Krash17 wrote: Not me, but roommate
He is the nerd in question
We watch together

The Nerd Union will
rise, charged with denial
that Greedo shot first.

Cards Against Humanity

Many a good friend
made playing negates social
pressure against words.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 22:51:53 Reply

I missed this site so
But now I have returned here
So... What did I miss?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 23:02:28 Reply

At 1/18/16 10:51 PM, CGA-999 wrote: I missed this site so
But now I have returned here
So... What did I miss?

Tainted Logic was
The Bearer of the Torch and:
not much i-m-o.

except for TL's haiku marathon http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368157/28
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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-19 16:43:39 Reply

At 1/18/16 11:02 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
Tainted Logic was
The Bearer of the Torch and:
not much i-m-o.

Alas, the wind is
strong. I took the torch inside,
but it caused a fire.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-19 17:24:54 Reply

At 1/18/16 10:51 PM, CGA-999 wrote: I missed this site so
But now I have returned here
So... What did I miss?

One piece of advice
Avoid general forum
For there be monsters


You are a Deity in jeans and a t-shirt, and within you dwells the infinite wisdom of the ages and the sacred creative force of All that is, will be and ever was.”A.S. Maarten

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-19 22:19:14 Reply

Big white,
give me your light,
your cold, cruel, soft light

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 00:09:52 Reply

I have some catching up to do

Slipping into the
abyss of work, repentance
here is never done.

The Mock-Wikipedia Thing

Damn it, PayPal! You
will accept my debit card
or so face my wrath!

Tom Fulp Creepily Staring at me on the Mock-Wikipedia Thing

He won the staring
contest, but was super passive
about his triumph.

Ode to the Emoticons: Mr. Flat-Mouth

This is what people
use when they're pissed. Angry faic
is more like mock-pissed.

I should be happy...

...but my friend spilled beer
on my carpet. "Shit. Now I
need to get more beer."


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 06:23:23 Reply

December winter
My hands are cut into two
Walking on and on


[-----free like clouds-----]
My art thread <3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 19:22:13 Reply

Man is an Animal

Saw the Revenant
Dicaprio looks so gross
This film is brutal


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 21:42:52 Reply

The Patriots Lost

"Mile high city." More
like dirty and gritty! *blows
nose in newspaper*


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 21:44:39 Reply

At 1/24/16 09:42 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: The Patriots Lost

"Mile high city." More
like dirty and gritty! *blows
nose in newspaper*

I don't understand

I'm not really fond of sports

I like twerking tho.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 23:40:28 Reply

At 1/24/16 09:44 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:

I'm upset that my
team lost so I tried (and failed)
to roast the winners.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-25 21:37:36 Reply

Stand Partner #3

Selling dog food on
the black market: attempt to
win a cigarette.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-26 23:42:45 Reply

I made a mistake

I'm not a good voice actor

Why did I submit that?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-26 23:54:36 Reply

At 1/26/16 11:42 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I made a mistake

I'm not a good voice actor

Why did I submit that?

I made that mistake
years ago. Now it's my most
popular song 2014.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-27 22:23:43 Reply

Defending my Record as a College-aged Social Justice Warrior

College is left-wing
agitprop in particle
accelerators.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-27 22:34:01 Reply

At 1/27/16 10:23 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Defending my Record as a College-aged Social Justice Warrior

College is left-wing
agitprop in particle
accelerators.

I don't understand
A word you just said, boy.
Take a chill pill, man.

jk
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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-27 22:45:37 Reply

At 1/27/16 10:34 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I don't understand
A word you just said, boy.
Take a chill pill, man.

jk

haha.

I just meant that where
I'm from predisposes me
to be liberal...

...and the college I
attend reinforces this
mindset all the time.

"Agitprop" is just
Communist propaganda,
used to boost drama.

I felt the need to
guard my ideologue
as it is attacked...

...most notably by
political figures such as
Donald Trump and Cruz.

Putting all this in
one haiku is hard. I get
why you were confused.

:)


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