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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-23 00:54:41


You try being deep
In seventeen syllables
This haiku is poop


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-23 03:05:29


I ate a pie yo
Man it was so good just wow
Make some more okay


Oh look, nipple rings

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-23 18:53:17


At 11/23/14 03:05 AM, fmn335 wrote: I ate a pie yo
Man it was so good just wow
Make some more okay

My Mom's cranberry
bread is better. The pie can
wait, my friend. You'll see...


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-23 22:07:38


At 11/23/14 06:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/23/14 03:05 AM, fmn335 wrote: I ate a pie yo
Man it was so good just wow
Make some more okay
My Mom's cranberry
bread is better. The pie can
wait, my friend. You'll see...

No offense to you or your mother, I'm sure you're both lovely people
No Cranberries, please.
Your sweet-tart fruits don't temp me.
We should go back to pie.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-24 15:21:53


At 11/23/14 10:07 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: No offense to you or your mother, I'm sure you're both lovely people
No Cranberries, please.
Your sweet-tart fruits don't temp me.
We should go back to pie.

For friendships' sake, I
propose a compromise: we
have some cake instead.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-24 20:40:59


At 11/24/14 03:21 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/23/14 10:07 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: No offense to you or your mother, I'm sure you're both lovely people
No Cranberries, please.
Your sweet-tart fruits don't temp me.
We should go back to pie.
For friendships' sake, I
propose a compromise: we
have some cake instead.

Why, I'd love some cake.
A true gentleman you are.
Shall I make some tea?


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 14:52:36


I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,


James 4:6 6But he gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: "God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 14:55:41


At 11/25/14 02:52 PM, Xzuber8 wrote: I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,

That's not exactly
a haiku, my friend. It goes
five-seven-five, man.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 16:07:37


At 11/25/14 02:55 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/25/14 02:52 PM, Xzuber8 wrote: I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,
That's not exactly
a haiku, my friend. It goes
five-seven-five, man.

why don't you attempt to teach us in your most intrakit logic what a haiku is with 3 examples I'd really like to see it and we really do need to practice our teaching skills it would be a valued lesson..


James 4:6 6But he gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: "God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 22:47:30


At 11/25/14 04:07 PM, Xzuber8 wrote:
At 11/25/14 02:55 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/25/14 02:52 PM, Xzuber8 wrote: I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,
That's not exactly
a haiku, my friend. It goes
five-seven-five, man.
why don't you attempt to teach us in your most intrakit logic what a haiku is with 3 examples I'd really like to see it and we really do need to practice our teaching skills it would be a valued lesson..

I will gladly add
two more didactic haikus
for your benefit.

I dream, I sleep, I
believe, I wake up, I eat...
then I write haikus.

;)


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-26 17:11:20


Time to Play

Well...time to play! The
mice dance in joy on the edge
precariously.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-26 22:06:33


All the kids in school
always bullied me, made my life hell
I hated school so much.

I met my best friend
we became an inseparable duo of destruction
Of Littleton, we would smutch.

We spent the late 90s
Working at a shitty overpriced pizza shop
REB would narrowly avoid cops.

The end of the century,
and we had saved up enough cash.
Time to kick some ass!

Armed with some lethal weapons
And fueled with anger, hate and wrath
Set up us the bomb.

.... .... ....

Our plan had silently failed.
We reached the point of no return.
We left many bodies pale.

Nearly an hour had passed.
We had massacred a dozen random fuckers.
I waited for my friend..

and we were all dead.

there's a haiku for you

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-27 10:05:58


At 11/26/14 10:06 PM, MrApophis wrote:
there's a haiku for you

An interesting
haiku for sure. What a nice
Thanksgiving present.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-28 11:12:47


Smart Kid

Talk front, not back. This
kid knows his stuff. Faith in our
Y generation.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 03:44:08


I Farted, I went there.
Feel the warmth on the face
Gross I agree my pal.


Oh look, nipple rings

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 10:05:58


The Thread

Intellectual
musings as well as fart jokes...
thread never gets old.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 16:28:40


This is an actual haiku I wrote about how cold it is around here...

The snow was so cold
I slept until the sun rose
Dreaming in slumber

*sips Scottish Tea blend*


Never stop creating.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 23:57:56


At 11/29/14 04:28 PM, frootza wrote: This is an actual haiku I wrote about how cold it is around here...

The snow was so cold
I slept until the sun rose
Dreaming in slumber

*sips Scottish Tea blend*

It's cold in Boston
too. But probably not as
cold as in Scotland.

*sips Bostonian tea*


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-30 20:07:41


Sleigh Ride

It smells like horses.
It sounds like children screaming.
Feels like a good time.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-01 15:52:58


The Hounds

The hounds are out to
get me. Their long tails crack like
whips. I am their slave.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-02 22:03:50


On Battle Cries

Raising a weapon
is like raising a voice...but
not as powerful.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-03 03:03:16


My life is pretty bad
All the redneck mormons make me mad
No way out, I'm sad.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-03 11:40:36


illusion
i thought i'd be strong
if need be. need became, and
i saw i'd thought wrong.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-03 22:52:55


The 8th Sense...

is progression of
time. Six movement of body
parts, seven unknown.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-04 07:06:56


mumble
mind and mouth won't mix
think too much, speak too little
missed my chance again

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-04 19:53:42


No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

Translation (not 17 syllables):
I don't know how to say "Haiku" in Spanish...

...but it is time
to write one as long as
I can translate it (for you).

@jhypsyshah Wayyyyy ahead of you, man. ;P


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-04 23:10:18


Title?

Try not to look up
Just keep your eyes on the screen
Trust, you will be fine.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-05 00:42:49


At 12/4/14 07:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

Translation (not 17 syllables):
I don't know how to say "Haiku" in Spanish...

...but it is time
to write one as long as
I can translate it (for you).

@jhypsyshah Wayyyyy ahead of you, man. ;P

Cool man. I'll give it a shot, if ya consider 3-5-3 to be legit. XD

Me gusta
pequeñas frases.
So lento.

(my spanish is horrible..)

I like
small phrases.
i am slow.


Thanks to Green-Chicken for the sig graphics, ur awesome.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-05 18:00:22


At 12/5/14 12:42 AM, jhypsyshah wrote:
At 12/4/14 07:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

Translation (not 17 syllables):
I don't know how to say "Haiku" in Spanish...

...but it is time
to write one as long as
I can translate it (for you).

@jhypsyshah Wayyyyy ahead of you, man. ;P
Cool man. I'll give it a shot, if ya consider 3-5-3 to be legit. XD

Me gusta
pequeñas frases.
So lento.

(my spanish is horrible..)

I like
small phrases.
i am slow.

1. Me gustAN because "frases" is plural.
2. SOY means "I am," but "so" doesn't.
3. It's better to say "frases" before "pequeñas." Spanish inverts adjectives and nouns a lot.
I appreciate your effort, though. ;) Keep trying, man...

On Second Thought...

We should probably
keep this to the Spanish Club.
More folks speak it there.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-05 23:21:55


stress
enormous burden-
but i'll stay with you. i'll help.
please, stay positive.