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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-04 19:11:34


300 Posts in this Thread; 155 of them mine

Yes, I counted. Don't
judge me. I just can't resist
knowing things, all right?


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-05 18:17:39


Ebola is not something to joke about

It's not funny just
because not that many white
people have been killed.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-06 15:34:38


Forcing a tea-sipping policy to allow responses, eh? Luckily I happen to have boxes of the stuff, but having to brew some just to reply is a tad annoying. But anyway,

Getting back in the
Saddle, that's also known as
Newgrounds. Feels damn nice.

Sippy sip-sip


There is no Mercy, only DoDonPachi

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-06 19:44:24


At 11/6/14 03:34 PM, Squishy69 wrote: Forcing a tea-sipping policy to allow responses, eh? Luckily I happen to have boxes of the stuff, but having to brew some just to reply is a tad annoying. But anyway,

Getting back in the
Saddle, that's also known as
Newgrounds. Feels damn nice.

Sippy sip-sip

Tea-sipping rule was
given up in June, but your
haikus are welcome.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-07 18:34:22


People Have Their Lights Up Already

Apparent: Christmas
is before Thanksgiving, and
lasts for seven weeks.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-08 12:35:54


This is a Note to Future Me:

Hey man. You're going
to college, but it's a long
process, so stay strong.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-08 23:12:21


Hopped up on caffeine.
Hatsune Miku ringing.
Time for a swell night


There is no Mercy, only DoDonPachi

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-09 10:58:22


The Path

It's almost time to
start on this path. I've long been
at its inception.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-10 20:16:40


Why I Never Post Happy Haikus

Every day is
the start of the rest of your
life. Start it off right.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-11 00:03:41


One for the soldier
You put your life on the line
Thank you for serving

Happy Veteran's Day, y'all.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-11 12:14:02


Take it Out on Myself

I can always be
better. Isn't it good to
know you're in control?


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-11 20:42:45


The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.

*sips coffee*


I lost the game.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-12 18:07:49


At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.

*sips coffee*

Ah, fellow rebel!
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.

>:D


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-12 19:09:49


At 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.

*sips coffee*
Ah, fellow rebel!
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.

>:D

You wouldn't like mine,
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.

*sips latte with extra espresso*


I lost the game.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-12 21:10:18


At 11/12/14 07:09 PM, Holon wrote:
At 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.

*sips coffee*
Ah, fellow rebel!
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.

>:D
You wouldn't like mine,
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.

*sips latte with extra espresso*

Eight syllables in
second line is a sign I'm
sucking the blood NOW!!!

*takes an indulgent gulp of oily, tainted, odorous, drab blood with an almost sexual pleasure*


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-12 23:38:36


At 11/12/14 09:10 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/12/14 07:09 PM, Holon wrote:
At 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.

*sips coffee*
Ah, fellow rebel!
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.

>:D
You wouldn't like mine,
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.

*sips latte with extra espresso*
Eight syllables in
second line is a sign I'm
sucking the blood NOW!!!

*takes an indulgent gulp of oily, tainted, odorous, drab blood with an almost sexual pleasure*

Oi-il-y, oh darn.
My blood, oh, my virgin blood,
Take my di'betes.

Yes I am cheating,
The contraction takes away,
A spare syllable.

*sips extra large coffee with skim milk, extra milk, and four sugars, shaken not stirred, with a shot of espresso from the Himalayas not really as I stall with unnecessary text to fit the word count needed in ratio to the quoted text*


I lost the game.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-13 00:11:34


At 11/12/14 11:38 PM, Holon wrote:
At 11/12/14 09:10 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/12/14 07:09 PM, Holon wrote:
At 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.

*sips coffee*
Ah, fellow rebel!
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.

>:D
You wouldn't like mine,
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.

*sips latte with extra espresso*
Eight syllables in
second line is a sign I'm
sucking the blood NOW!!!

*takes an indulgent gulp of oily, tainted, odorous, drab blood with an almost sexual pleasure*
Oi-il-y, oh darn.
My blood, oh, my virgin blood,
Take my di'betes.

Yes I am cheating,
The contraction takes away,
A spare syllable.
*sips extra large coffee with skim milk, extra milk, and four sugars, shaken not stirred, with a shot of espresso from the Himalayas not really as I stall with unnecessary text to fit the word count needed in ratio to the quoted text*

YES! I will use my
vampiric powers, mouth a
vacuum that sucks blood!

>:D

*uses claws for leverage to wring out all the excess blood in @Holon like water in a towel, hungrily and savagely licking the last ruby red drop that dared to try to escape down my chin.*


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-14 02:41:17


I Thought I Forgot...

to post a haiku
yesterday...but at midnight,
yesterday is now.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-15 18:17:37


Hilarious Road Signs

Hello and welcome
to Hell. We hope you enjoy
your stay. "Rot in peace."


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-16 16:44:34


Yeah, so that happened...

Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.

LOL


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-17 17:51:25


I Just Favorited this Thread

Well, never thought I'd
ever say that when I first
joined Newgrounds.com


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-18 14:34:13


Seeds are taught to love
But as we grow from saplings
Trees hate the unknown

*sips that OJ*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-19 00:29:32


At 11/16/14 04:44 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Yeah, so that happened...

Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.

Why not have some kids?
Responsibility sucks
Oh yeah, nevermind


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-19 01:20:46


At 11/19/14 12:29 AM, xxbagleyxx wrote:
At 11/16/14 04:44 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Yeah, so that happened...

Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.
Why not have some kids?
Responsibility sucks
Oh yeah, nevermind

Forgot to post a
haiku yesterday. Must be
that birth control. WAIT...


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-19 01:26:14


The Body Clock

Also, my body
clock's alarm always rings, yet
I want to hit "snooze."


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-19 22:58:30


At 11/19/14 01:20 AM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/19/14 12:29 AM, xxbagleyxx wrote:
At 11/16/14 04:44 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Yeah, so that happened...

Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.
Why not have some kids?
Responsibility sucks
Oh yeah, nevermind
Forgot to post a
haiku yesterday. Must be
that birth control. WAIT...

Oh Snap! You're slacking
Get your head back in the game.
This is not a joke!

Well, actually
I guess it is all for fun
Let's not get crazy


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-19 23:22:12


At 11/19/14 10:58 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: Well, actually
I guess it is all for fun
Let's not get crazy

I suppose I like
crazy sometimes...when it does
not mean theft of sleep.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-20 20:43:46


Only a Matter of Time...

Creativity
waxes and wanes like the moon.
Time is blinking light.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-21 15:02:23


New Deodorant

Psychology says
I cannot smell myself...yet
all is different.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-22 20:52:24


The Deodorant

Starting to get used
to my new deodorant
now. Feels good; smells good.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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