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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-11 17:02:04


Romans

Building Rome in a
day must've taken much strength.
Romans are tough, man.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-12 20:22:00


Countrymen

I think it is cool
that "Americans" are from
all over the world.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-13 16:11:22


Blood

It covers the skin
'til it all is blood. Pain and
death are strong within.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 20:48:56


Sweat

Hair a tropical
rain forest, deodorant fights
the sweat dripping off.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 22:18:18


Why do you bother
about the little things that
don't really matter?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 22:21:31 (edited 2014-10-14 22:22:12)


At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.

How did I miss this
important information
the first time around?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-15 19:13:33


Tears

As you gasp on your
knees, anger finally sops
up the tears. Phase 3.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-16 04:15:36


Taken And Given Back

I heard you crying.
I turned to tell you something-
Dust on the pillow.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-16 19:20:52


Fears

National Honors
induction in 5. Just hope
I don't fall off stage.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-17 15:08:49


Lock

My sister doesn't
know I see her playing with
the lock to my safe.

Busted.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-18 22:13:24


Stock

Customer asks me
if we sell cantaloupe juice.
Me: "It's not in stock..."


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-19 14:22:34


Barrel

Ninety-nine barrels
of beer on the wall, ninety-
nine barrels...wait, WHAT?!


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-20 17:46:08


Yup, this is the last MTG code word-themed haiku, I'm afraid. I did all of them I could, skipping "Huey/Dewey/Louie" and other stuff like that. Still, I've been doing this since September 6th. I have no idea what I'm going to title my haikus from now on! :O

Monkeys

I bought us matching
brown hats to look like monkeys.
Sister hated them.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-21 17:53:31


Procrastination

I was going to
write a haiku about it...
I'll do it later.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-22 19:00:19


Peeing in a Cup

I used to think it
was such a goofy thing, but
then I missed...big time.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-23 20:58:39


The Lateness of the Hour

Strange euphoria
haunts as I traverse hell on
tip-toe. 3 o'clock.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-24 15:17:17


So Done

I'm just so done with...
everything...that I can't
stop laughing, lying.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-25 19:54:53


Liberal in a Conservative Town in a Liberal State in a Conservative Country

Why is politics
so important that I have
to scream it out loud?


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-26 16:55:56


Autumn

The wind bites, yet the
leaves continue to dance in
an incessant bliss.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-27 17:22:54


Inertia

I just remembered
to forget...but then I knew
and all hope was lost.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-28 20:08:37


3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-29 00:05:15


At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?

3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-29 19:03:36


At 10/29/14 12:05 AM, cga-999 wrote:
At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help

Oh my freaking God.
Someone responded to me.
Made my day, buddy.

:'D


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-30 19:33:12


The Cold Hand

Winter's cold hand steals
away the leaves; amalgamation -
shivering - below.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-31 15:00:35


Skeleton on my Back with a Wig

My little girl is
getting a bit too big for
these piggyback rides.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-31 15:21:37


It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-01 17:59:01


At 10/31/14 03:21 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good

Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-02 18:43:49


Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D

Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?


HI

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-02 19:31:52


At 11/2/14 06:43 PM, StumpyCK wrote:
Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D
Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?

Free kisses for all,
but to be honest "Stumpy"
is quite a turn-off.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-03 18:47:47


I'm just going to pretend that this haiku isn't mocking me...

...because it's kind of
goofy and all... and I should
be doing homework.


"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"

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