Romans
Building Rome in a
day must've taken much strength.
Romans are tough, man.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
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Countrymen
I think it is cool
that "Americans" are from
all over the world.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Blood
It covers the skin
'til it all is blood. Pain and
death are strong within.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Sweat
Hair a tropical
rain forest, deodorant fights
the sweat dripping off.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Why do you bother
about the little things that
don't really matter?
At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
How did I miss this
important information
the first time around?
Tears
As you gasp on your
knees, anger finally sops
up the tears. Phase 3.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Taken And Given Back
I heard you crying.
I turned to tell you something-
Dust on the pillow.
Fears
National Honors
induction in 5. Just hope
I don't fall off stage.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Lock
My sister doesn't
know I see her playing with
the lock to my safe.
Busted.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Stock
Customer asks me
if we sell cantaloupe juice.
Me: "It's not in stock..."
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Barrel
Ninety-nine barrels
of beer on the wall, ninety-
nine barrels...wait, WHAT?!
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Yup, this is the last MTG code word-themed haiku, I'm afraid. I did all of them I could, skipping "Huey/Dewey/Louie" and other stuff like that. Still, I've been doing this since September 6th. I have no idea what I'm going to title my haikus from now on! :O
Monkeys
I bought us matching
brown hats to look like monkeys.
Sister hated them.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Procrastination
I was going to
write a haiku about it...
I'll do it later.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Peeing in a Cup
I used to think it
was such a goofy thing, but
then I missed...big time.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
The Lateness of the Hour
Strange euphoria
haunts as I traverse hell on
tip-toe. 3 o'clock.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
So Done
I'm just so done with...
everything...that I can't
stop laughing, lying.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Liberal in a Conservative Town in a Liberal State in a Conservative Country
Why is politics
so important that I have
to scream it out loud?
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Autumn
The wind bites, yet the
leaves continue to dance in
an incessant bliss.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Inertia
I just remembered
to forget...but then I knew
and all hope was lost.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
3rd Party Ads
No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads
No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help
At 10/29/14 12:05 AM, cga-999 wrote:At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads3rd party ads are
No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help
Oh my freaking God.
Someone responded to me.
Made my day, buddy.
:'D
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
The Cold Hand
Winter's cold hand steals
away the leaves; amalgamation -
shivering - below.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Skeleton on my Back with a Wig
My little girl is
getting a bit too big for
these piggyback rides.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good
At 10/31/14 03:21 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good
Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.
;D
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.
;D
Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?
HI
At 11/2/14 06:43 PM, StumpyCK wrote:Goodness! I am quiteYour haiku's make me
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.
;D
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?
Free kisses for all,
but to be honest "Stumpy"
is quite a turn-off.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
I'm just going to pretend that this haiku isn't mocking me...
...because it's kind of
goofy and all... and I should
be doing homework.
"Reflect on your evils, lest they reflect on you." ~A Magic card lol --- Formerly "TheDoor6"
