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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-11 17:02:04 Reply

Romans

Building Rome in a
day must've taken much strength.
Romans are tough, man.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-12 20:22:00 Reply

Countrymen

I think it is cool
that "Americans" are from
all over the world.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-13 16:11:22 Reply

Blood

It covers the skin
'til it all is blood. Pain and
death are strong within.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 20:48:56 Reply

Sweat

Hair a tropical
rain forest, deodorant fights
the sweat dripping off.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 22:18:18 Reply

Why do you bother
about the little things that
don't really matter?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 22:21:31 (edited 2014-10-14 22:22:12) Reply

At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.

How did I miss this
important information
the first time around?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-15 19:13:33 Reply

Tears

As you gasp on your
knees, anger finally sops
up the tears. Phase 3.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-16 04:15:36 Reply

Taken And Given Back

I heard you crying.
I turned to tell you something-
Dust on the pillow.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-16 19:20:52 Reply

Fears

National Honors
induction in 5. Just hope
I don't fall off stage.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-17 15:08:49 Reply

Lock

My sister doesn't
know I see her playing with
the lock to my safe.

Busted.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-18 22:13:24 Reply

Stock

Customer asks me
if we sell cantaloupe juice.
Me: "It's not in stock..."


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-19 14:22:34 Reply

Barrel

Ninety-nine barrels
of beer on the wall, ninety-
nine barrels...wait, WHAT?!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-20 17:46:08 Reply

Yup, this is the last MTG code word-themed haiku, I'm afraid. I did all of them I could, skipping "Huey/Dewey/Louie" and other stuff like that. Still, I've been doing this since September 6th. I have no idea what I'm going to title my haikus from now on! :O

Monkeys

I bought us matching
brown hats to look like monkeys.
Sister hated them.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-21 17:53:31 Reply

Procrastination

I was going to
write a haiku about it...
I'll do it later.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-22 19:00:19 Reply

Peeing in a Cup

I used to think it
was such a goofy thing, but
then I missed...big time.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-23 20:58:39 Reply

The Lateness of the Hour

Strange euphoria
haunts as I traverse hell on
tip-toe. 3 o'clock.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-24 15:17:17 Reply

So Done

I'm just so done with...
everything...that I can't
stop laughing, lying.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-25 19:54:53 Reply

Liberal in a Conservative Town in a Liberal State in a Conservative Country

Why is politics
so important that I have
to scream it out loud?


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-26 16:55:56 Reply

Autumn

The wind bites, yet the
leaves continue to dance in
an incessant bliss.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-27 17:22:54 Reply

Inertia

I just remembered
to forget...but then I knew
and all hope was lost.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-28 20:08:37 Reply

3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-29 00:05:15 Reply

At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?

3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-29 19:03:36 Reply

At 10/29/14 12:05 AM, cga-999 wrote:
At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help

Oh my freaking God.
Someone responded to me.
Made my day, buddy.

:'D


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-30 19:33:12 Reply

The Cold Hand

Winter's cold hand steals
away the leaves; amalgamation -
shivering - below.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-31 15:00:35 Reply

Skeleton on my Back with a Wig

My little girl is
getting a bit too big for
these piggyback rides.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-31 15:21:37 Reply

It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-01 17:59:01 Reply

At 10/31/14 03:21 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good

Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-02 18:43:49 Reply

Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D

Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?


HI

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-02 19:31:52 Reply

At 11/2/14 06:43 PM, StumpyCK wrote:
Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D
Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?

Free kisses for all,
but to be honest "Stumpy"
is quite a turn-off.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-03 18:47:47 Reply

I'm just going to pretend that this haiku isn't mocking me...

...because it's kind of
goofy and all... and I should
be doing homework.


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