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Romans

Building Rome in a
day must've taken much strength.
Romans are tough, man.

Countrymen

I think it is cool
that "Americans" are from
all over the world.

Blood

It covers the skin
'til it all is blood. Pain and
death are strong within.

Sweat

Hair a tropical
rain forest, deodorant fights
the sweat dripping off.

Tears

As you gasp on your
knees, anger finally sops
up the tears. Phase 3.

Fears

National Honors
induction in 5. Just hope
I don't fall off stage.

Lock

My sister doesn't
know I see her playing with
the lock to my safe.

Busted.

Stock

Customer asks me
if we sell cantaloupe juice.
Me: "It's not in stock..."

Barrel

Ninety-nine barrels
of beer on the wall, ninety-
nine barrels...wait, WHAT?!

Yup, this is the last MTG code word-themed haiku, I'm afraid. I did all of them I could, skipping "Huey/Dewey/Louie" and other stuff like that. Still, I've been doing this since September 6th. I have no idea what I'm going to title my haikus from now on! :O

Monkeys

I bought us matching
brown hats to look like monkeys.
Sister hated them.

Procrastination

I was going to
write a haiku about it...
I'll do it later.

Peeing in a Cup

I used to think it
was such a goofy thing, but
then I missed...big time.

The Lateness of the Hour

Strange euphoria
haunts as I traverse hell on
tip-toe. 3 o'clock.

So Done

I'm just so done with...
everything...that I can't
stop laughing, lying.

Liberal in a Conservative Town in a Liberal State in a Conservative Country

Why is politics
so important that I have
to scream it out loud?

Autumn

The wind bites, yet the
leaves continue to dance in
an incessant bliss.

Inertia

I just remembered
to forget...but then I knew
and all hope was lost.

3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?

At 10/29/14 12:05 AM, cga-999 wrote:

At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?

3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help

Oh my freaking God.
Someone responded to me.
Made my day, buddy.

:'D

The Cold Hand

Winter's cold hand steals
away the leaves; amalgamation -
shivering - below.

Skeleton on my Back with a Wig

My little girl is
getting a bit too big for
these piggyback rides.

At 10/31/14 03:21 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good

Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D

At 11/2/14 06:43 PM, StumpyCK wrote:

Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D

Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?

Free kisses for all,
but to be honest "Stumpy"
is quite a turn-off.

I'm just going to pretend that this haiku isn't mocking me...

...because it's kind of
goofy and all... and I should
be doing homework.