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Store Relaunch!

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 10:09:36


I'm gonna get myself some wank paper.

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 10:20:33


At 4/1/14 10:09 AM, Jin wrote: I'm gonna get myself some wank paper.

I only have the first option, unless that there is a well done APRlL F00L'S photoshop. Anyway, here are my votes:

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 10:21:36


Hoe desperate have things become Tom, that the sites April Fools joke is just a simple way to bring in some more money?


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 10:23:53


So much toilet paper today.


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 10:34:50


Is this an April Fools prank? Kind of sounds like it...

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 10:55:00


Heh, nice one Tom. You really got me.

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:03:20


I want some of that StrawberryClock toothpaste.

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:05:55


At 4/1/14 07:52 AM, jeffkiller wrote: one of the pictures of toilet paper was gross

wrong

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:18:57


At 4/1/14 10:34 AM, mandog wrote: I'm kinda sad it wasn't anything interactive.

I wanted to do a Divergent game.


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:20:49


If you add some anime stuff I might buy something


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:32:35


This shit better be good! I've been using crappy toilet paper for too long.


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:33:19


Thought you guys would do a better April fool's joke.


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:33:24


At 4/1/14 10:09 AM, Jin wrote: I'm gonna get myself some wank paper.

The warranty is void if product is not used for intended purposes!


Working on Nightmare Cops!

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:56:59


At 4/1/14 10:09 AM, Jin wrote: I'm gonna get myself some wank paper.

So many options, I can't choose...


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 11:58:03


hahah, good one, april fools!


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:08:08


wha--? oh, right. disappointed newgrounds doesn't look funny again tho. kevin bacon day was golden


*sigh*

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:09:55


Argh, if only I could order some Toilet Paper...

On a less shitty note, here are my votes for this month:

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:19:26


It won't take my store credit. Whoops.

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:20:25


This is the future!

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:24:03


It's a must have! My household uses toilet paper all the time and I never seem to have rnough.


I lost the game.

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:37:31


Weight 4.5 inches?

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:42:42


At 4/1/14 12:37 PM, yetanotherjohn wrote: Weight 4.5 inches?

Oh whoops I thought that was the field for penis length... And uh Luis filled that one out.


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:51:05


The store was supposed to close and a shopping spree broke out, but the store didn't really close.
Totally unexpected. to be sarcastically honest.


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:52:04


D00d. Was going to buy some as a gift for you but it wanted me to go through the card address bollocks... if it'd have been a paypal page I totally would have which makes me think - maybe you should change this to a simple "gift NG TP" page? Sometimes people are inclined to random acts of kindness.

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:52:12


At 4/1/14 12:51 PM, SubparTony wrote: The store was supposed to close and a shopping spree broke out, but the store didn't really close.
Totally unexpected. to be sarcastically honest.

Wait... I feel dumb now.
lol


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:56:32


Just in time too, I just ran out!

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 12:57:17


At 4/1/14 10:34 AM, Plasmarift wrote: Is this an April Fools prank? Kind of sounds like it...

Oh, clever Tom clever... Replacing my words. Let's see if I can get this across without using key words. The sale which Tom presents to us appears to be a misleading message that follows the cultural celebration of trickery and deceit which corresponds to the certain date that is today, if you catch my drift.

Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 13:08:48


Wow tom, that's pretty awesome.


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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 13:09:03


HAHAHAHA! I almost fell for it, but then I looked at today's date. Great job, Tom, but seriously... TOO SOON!


Bringing back old shit.

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Response to Store Relaunch! 2014-04-01 13:31:16


So. April fools huh

Won't lie Tom, that TP looks dangerous


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