At 10/8/14 09:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to never get lost.
Granted. You have an astronomical internal memory attuned with the magnetosphere of the earth. A detailed comprehension of every dimension, not just with street navigation, but real-time psychic renderings of construction, traffic jams, blockades, alleyways, internal structures in buildings houses, and complex facilities! You are a living breathing super navigator. Because its not just locally...this ability applies to anywhere in the world from where you're standing.
You can even see beyond sight with natural formations, pathways, dropoffs, even unassuming hidden paths behind waterfalls, cavities beneath ancient tree roots, caverns, cave networks, formations of rock within pools of magma deep beneath the crust, and you're the only human in history to have a comprehensive understanding to the complexities and depths of our ocean formations...down to every detail, as fine as a fingerful of sand and as broad as the globe...
This information occupies much of the space in your brain, and the majority of your processing ability. You've lost all motor-functions, including speech, bowel controls, etc...you're bound to a mechanical wheel chair, and your extraordinary gift isn't discovered until you have the ability of dexterous speech...the Stephen Hawking of our Earth's Etchings.
I wish that every corruption that was made in this thread, with the exception of cataclysmic global destruction or mass-death (mass-death pertaining to more than five people), comes true on the person that crafted the corruption.