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When you "come out of the closet"

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When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 20:45:30


Is it possible to go back in?

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 20:46:09


At 3/23/13 08:45 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: Is it possible to go back in?

kill everyone who knows

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 20:46:35


im still in it

im not gay i swear


I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 20:49:18


At 3/23/13 08:46 PM, Entice wrote: yeah you tell everyone that ur actually not gay

I'm not gay. It's just my friend's brother recently came out and it pisses me off that I had to drop everything I'm doing just to pretend to support this asshole.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 20:58:32


At 3/23/13 08:51 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/23/13 08:49 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: I'm not gay. It's just my friend's brother recently came out and it pisses me off that I had to drop everything I'm doing just to pretend to support this asshole.
Oh, in that case you should probably kill yourself

Why the fuck should I? Why should I waste my time showering these "people" with unwarranted praise?

Why is it that every time I watch Grey's Anatomy or Spartacus, My eyes are assaulted by Sexually Deviant Behavior?

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 20:58:59


Once you step out there is not going back in.

It's a myth that gays can live forever.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:01:24


At 3/23/13 08:58 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: Once you step out there is not going back in.

It's a myth that gays can live forever.

Well that sucks. I wonder If you can send someone over the age of 18 to a Straight Camp.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:04:10


Straight camps prove ineffective if you send a group of faggots into a straight camp where it is all MALES, do you think they will go straight?

Ya gotta think outside the box man.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:05:39


At 3/23/13 09:04 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: Straight camps prove ineffective if you send a group of faggots into a straight camp where it is all MALES, do you think they will go straight?

we should send gay people to a brothel for a month


I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:16:06


At 3/23/13 09:04 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: Straight camps prove ineffective if you send a group of faggots into a straight camp where it is all MALES, do you think they will go straight?

Ya gotta think outside the box man.

How else are we gonna cure them?

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:17:38


At 3/23/13 09:16 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/23/13 09:04 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: Straight camps prove ineffective if you send a group of faggots into a straight camp where it is all MALES, do you think they will go straight?

Ya gotta think outside the box man.
How else are we gonna cure them?

There is no cure for gayness, once you go gay there is no taking that penis out of another male's ass.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:21:59


I prefer not to have your penis in my ass.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:23:05


At 3/23/13 09:21 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: I prefer not to have your penis in my ass.

well there goes my plans tomorrow


I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:36:38


At 3/23/13 08:49 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
I'm not gay. It's just my friend's brother recently came out and it pisses me off that I had to drop everything I'm doing just to pretend to support this asshole.

you should kill your self

When you


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:38:36


At 3/23/13 09:36 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/23/13 08:49 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
I'm not gay. It's just my friend's brother recently came out and it pisses me off that I had to drop everything I'm doing just to pretend to support this asshole.
you should kill your self

It's not my fault that they have a brain disorder.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:39:24


At 3/23/13 09:38 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/23/13 09:36 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/23/13 08:49 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
I'm not gay. It's just my friend's brother recently came out and it pisses me off that I had to drop everything I'm doing just to pretend to support this asshole.
you should kill your self
It's not my fault that they have a brain disorder.

oh hey mister troll how are you doing
all this hatin you been brewin


I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:41:05


At 3/23/13 09:38 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

another user added to the bad user list


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:42:02


At 3/23/13 09:41 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/23/13 09:38 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
another user added to the bad user list

now you got tox mad
i bet you feel pretty glad you fag


I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:44:21


At 3/23/13 09:39 PM, FactorySteel wrote:
At 3/23/13 09:38 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/23/13 09:36 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/23/13 08:49 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
I'm not gay. It's just my friend's brother recently came out and it pisses me off that I had to drop everything I'm doing just to pretend to support this asshole.
you should kill your self
It's not my fault that they have a brain disorder.
oh hey mister troll how are you doing
all this hatin you been brewin

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/gay-brain-science-homosexua lity-a-birth-defect/

Some people are right-brained. Others are left-brained. Apparently, some are gay-brained.

What makes people gay? Biologists may never get a complete answer to that question, but researchers in Sweden have found one more sign that the answer lies in the structure of the brain.

Scientists at the Karolinska Institute studied brain scans of 90 gay and straight men and women, and found that the size of the two symmetrical halves of the brains of gay men more closely resembled those of straight women than they did straight men. In heterosexual women, the two halves of the brain are more or less the same size. In heterosexual men, the right hemisphere is slightly larger. Scans of the brains of gay men in the study, however, showed that their hemispheres were relatively symmetrical, like those of straight women, while the brains of homosexual women were asymmetrical like those of straight men. The number of nerves connecting the two sides of the brains of gay men were also more like the number in heterosexual women than in straight men.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:47:20


At 3/23/13 09:44 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: sweden scientists

that doesn't mean it's a brain disorder, if it means that then all females have a brain disorder.

trying to prove me wrong, what is your deal
trying to make me throw up my meal


I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 21:57:25


At 3/23/13 09:47 PM, FactorySteel wrote:
At 3/23/13 09:44 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: sweden scientists
that doesn't mean it's a brain disorder, if it means that then all females have a brain disorder.

Did you read it at all? It said that gay men have a brain structure similar to straight women.

trying to prove me wrong, what is your deal

Attacking a strawman is jut plain silly

trying to make me throw up my meal

Just like guys kissing guys and dressing like Milli Vanilli.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 22:00:44


At 3/23/13 09:57 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: Did you read it at all? It said that gay men have a brain structure similar to straight women.

Lol you're hopeless.


I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 22:03:47


At 3/23/13 10:00 PM, FactorySteel wrote:
At 3/23/13 09:57 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: Did you read it at all? It said that gay men have a brain structure similar to straight women.
Lol you're hopeless.

Not as hopeless as the rest of society.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 22:17:48


First it was gypsies and now it's gays. Is there any minority that you don't hate?


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 22:20:32


At 3/23/13 09:36 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/23/13 08:49 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
I'm not gay. It's just my friend's brother recently came out and it pisses me off that I had to drop everything I'm doing just to pretend to support this asshole.
you should kill your self

lol


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 23:21:40


I came out of the closet once, I accidentally swallowed a moth on the way out.
Plus I was covered in cobwebs; never again.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 23:28:14


I'm confused.
1. Why would you need them to go back in to solve your problem?
2. Why is this your problem in the first place?

You say that you need to shower this person with praise. Why? Why not just mind your own business?
If you watch a show that has two females/males having sex, why not just change the channel?

You seem fixated that everyone should follow your demands. Seems selfish. Selfish men make for bad lovers.
I feel sorry for your future sex partners.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-23 23:33:47


Only if there's a cute guy waiting for you in there.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 01:46:48


At 3/23/13 11:28 PM, FrozenFire wrote: I'm confused.
1. Why would you need them to go back in to solve your problem?

Because I'm sick of hearing about it!

2. Why is this your problem in the first place?

Because society demands that I treat them like gods!

You say that you need to shower this person with praise. Why?

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Why not just mind your own business?

WHAT THE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I WAS TRYING TO DO?!

If you watch a show that has two females/males having sex, why not just change the channel?

Because everytime I time turn the fucking channel, I have to see some more LGB bullshit. I


You seem fixated that everyone should follow your demands. Seems selfish. Selfish men make for bad lovers.
I feel sorry for your future sex partners.

Well it's a good thing I'm asexual.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 02:04:22


Op is in the closet.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!