At 3/23/13 01:02 AM, notYert wrote: in a bed, laying right next to my sleeping friend
that.... that is very disturbing.
me hospital restroom/doctors office restroom
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.i had sexy thought and i had to rid of the boner )
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was her name tenneassi
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When I was in high school i worked as a lifeguard some summer and there was nothing to do and i needed to kill time so i wanked in the lifeguard office. i shoulda climbed on the lifeguard chair and jizzed into the pool now that i think of it.
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At 3/23/13 12:48 AM, SexualEmo wrote: I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex
somewhat abandoned playground
playground
what
I go to school to study how high frequency sound waves can heal, ...or KILL.
At 3/23/13 03:46 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:At 3/23/13 02:03 AM, Nor wrote: I have never jacked offif you answered anything else than this to the thread you are going to hell
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At 3/23/13 01:20 AM, CresIsis wrote: Only works if you're thinking about something REALLY smexy.
Having a playboy poster in the classroom definitely helps. My teacher couldn't stop himself XD
At 3/23/13 03:46 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:At 3/23/13 02:03 AM, Nor wrote: I have never jacked offif you answered anything else than this to the thread you are going to hell
Been there already, they threw me out for being too badass. Furthermore, you must not forget that Jesus had his own private whore, so I'm sure he wouldn't mind if someone not as lucky just did it to himself.
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At 3/23/13 01:22 AM, Jeffyx wrote: In my living room when people were home because I'm edgy as fuck.
Didn't get caught.
Same, I had a blanket over me and I raised my knees, my older sister was there, on her phone, so she didn't notice.
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At 3/23/13 12:48 AM, SexualEmo wrote: I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex to see if I could get away with it.
Onto ur moms pussy
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once i was alittle drunk. I was jacking off to a informercials in the living room strangest thing is i never jacked it in the living room
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Was at my ex-girlfriend's house a few years back. We were watching some shitfest of a movie with her parents and brother. I got bored, said "fuck this", and went and shot a few ropes in their bathroom. No regrets.
At 3/23/13 09:17 AM, BumFodder wrote: Also ive done it in a kids bed
By far the creepiest thing I've read today.
Protect the Muska.
The weirdest place I ever jacked off was infront of my mom. She didn't say anything until after 20 minutes later.
At 3/23/13 07:32 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: The weirdest place I ever jacked off was infront of my mom. She didn't say anything until after 20 minutes later.
I take that back. This is the creepiest thing I've read today.
Protect the Muska.
At 3/23/13 07:32 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: The weirdest place I ever jacked off was infront of my mom. She didn't say anything until after 20 minutes later.
She watched you jack off?
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At 3/23/13 07:37 PM, CresIsis wrote:At 3/23/13 07:32 PM, GunsNBombs wrote: The weirdest place I ever jacked off was infront of my mom. She didn't say anything until after 20 minutes later.She watched you jack off?
Yes and I still get chills whenever I think about it.
I'm sorry, I should have never brought this up.
I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.
In the middle of an oral presentation at school.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 3/23/13 12:54 AM, Klik wrote: In a walmart parking lot. I was 13 at the time. It was to Midna.
Walmart bathroom
At 3/23/13 07:44 PM, Slint wrote: In the middle of an oral presentation at school.
How?
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At 3/23/13 07:44 PM, Slint wrote: In the middle of an oral presentation at school.
Why did you jack off, you could've got oral.
I like to think of myself as a animator, but really I don't do shit.
At 3/23/13 07:44 PM, Slint wrote: In the middle of an oral presentation at school.
Full of
At 3/23/13 02:17 AM, Sequenced wrote: In a plane's bathroom 38,000 feet in the air.
Poor man's mile high club? For shame.
At 3/23/13 07:46 PM, CresIsis wrote:At 3/23/13 07:44 PM, Slint wrote: In the middle of an oral presentation at school.How?
Simple. 2 minutes in the presentation, whip my cock out, start fapping furiously, teacher gets all in my face, I GOT IT ALL IN HIS FACE.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
never jacked off in a weird place
but i make it up by fapping creatively
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
dont know if the weirdest place i have done it was in a public shower near a swimming pool or it was when i did it in a tent with 2 friends one sleeping and the other doing something i cant remember.
Butthole
personally, i suppose in the back of the school bus during 8th grade (actually only my 3rd time jacking off ever, lol)...it was on the way home, and i'm typically the last one to get drop off
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