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Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 00:48:03 Reply

I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex to see if I could get away with it.

I managed to do so.
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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 00:49:21 Reply

In my car (which is a convertible (while the top was down ( in front of a packed dental office.)))


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 00:53:19 Reply

At 3/23/13 12:48 AM, SexualEmo wrote: I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex to see if I could get away with it.

I managed to do so.

It pleases me to hear that you take those kinds of risks. I can't wait until you're off the streets.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 00:54:52 Reply

In a walmart parking lot. I was 13 at the time. It was to Midna.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 00:55:38 Reply

At 3/23/13 12:54 AM, Klik wrote: In a walmart parking lot. I was 13 at the time. It was to Midna.

Well, that's justifiable.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:00:31 Reply

My friends bathroom


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:00:51 Reply

At school. Yup I was 13 and well I had to fap i just had to


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:01:37 Reply

Actually no!

The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually. I did it all with my thighs and lower muscles though.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:02:14 Reply

in my sister


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:02:58 Reply

At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote:
The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually. I did it all with my thighs and lower muscles though.

Been there, done that

step up your game

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:02:59 Reply

in a bed, laying right next to my sleeping friend


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:03:23 Reply

At 3/23/13 12:53 AM, Scintillating wrote:
At 3/23/13 12:48 AM, SexualEmo wrote: I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex to see if I could get away with it.

I managed to do so.
It pleases me to hear that you take those kinds of risks. I can't wait until you're off the streets.

Pfft. I'm not living on the streets. I live in my parents house and I will be living in a dorm down at Indiana University next year.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:03:51 Reply

In the next room over from where my grandma was sleeping

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:05:33 Reply

At 3/23/13 01:02 AM, T3XT wrote:
At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote:
The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually. I did it all with my thighs and lower muscles though.
Been there, done that

step up your game

Bro. Doing it that way takes ages though, and I did it like 10 times.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:15:33 Reply

At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote: The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually.

this seems like such a fun and exciting thing to do

i'm going to try it eventually


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:20:43 Reply

At 3/23/13 01:15 AM, notYert wrote:
At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote: The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually.
this seems like such a fun and exciting thing to do

i'm going to try it eventually

Only works if you're thinking about something REALLY smexy.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:22:37 Reply

In my living room when people were home because I'm edgy as fuck.

Didn't get caught.
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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:45:35 Reply

Bus stop restroom. On a School bus. Library


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:52:27 Reply

Into my own mouth. I'm pretty damn flexible.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 01:59:12 Reply

Church.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 02:03:20 Reply

I have never jacked off


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 02:04:40 Reply

I haven't done it anywhere weird.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 02:17:54 Reply

In a plane's bathroom 38,000 feet in the air.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 02:19:53 Reply

At 3/23/13 01:02 AM, notYert wrote: in a bed, laying right next to my sleeping friend

This. Also a couple times next to the same awake friend, but I don't think that's quite as weird.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 02:24:06 Reply

School bathroom, I had the urge badly.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 02:39:32 Reply

At 3/23/13 02:37 AM, Piggler wrote: This thread is a painful reminder that I need to start taking my faps outside the house and into crowded public areas.

bring them outside my house pigler

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 02:55:18 Reply

A portapotty


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 03:34:24 Reply

Right here on Newgrounds.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 05:41:06 Reply

At 3/23/13 01:20 AM, CresIsis wrote:
At 3/23/13 01:15 AM, notYert wrote:
At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote: The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually.
this seems like such a fun and exciting thing to do

i'm going to try it eventually
Only works if you're thinking about something REALLY smexy.

When I see the word smexy, the following associations flash through my head:
Smegma, specs, iphones, smells, teenage girls who like twilight, and then finally sex... and then mexicans, if i keep thinking about it.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off 2013-03-23 06:02:02 Reply

At 3/23/13 03:46 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 3/23/13 02:03 AM, Nor wrote: I have never jacked off
if you answered anything else than this to the thread you are going to hell

--supergandhi64

Pretty sure you are going to hell for reading enough responses to find this one, just consider the thread title.