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As I parked my bike near the lamppost and headed for the store to get some breathmints, I heard a-rustlin' in the leaves. Turning around, I saw a guy with a hoodie covering his face jumping onto my bike and riding it into kingdom come. I yelled "come back! Somebody get him!" but nobody helped me.
Crying, I asked the shopkeeper for the change. He handed me some candy saying he didn' have no change.
GODDAMN YOU E!
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I actually had an insanely vivid dream about two guys actively chasing me for the purpose of stealing my bike. I had to seek refuge in a stranger's house and we ended up filming those guys stealing a bike, put it up on Youtube and used it as evidence to get them arrested. (Or at least to get the cops to talk to them).
Either way, that sucks, man. Isn't your bike name-branded? If so, a report to the police will get you it back.
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:Your random pm's were annoying.At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:And then you blocked me.At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote: I thought you were wriggle for a second.I sent him a insulting pm today.
You said that you liked them.
At 3/22/13 01:48 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 3/22/13 01:46 PM, kisame wrote:Never did.At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote:
you lying liarface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1