Come one come all and celebrate this day which 26 years ago gave us a screaming, crying, red in the face baby deck! Not much since then has changed, he's just now like an 8 foot screaming crying red in the face deckheadtottie..
Also his name is ridiculous, feel free to wish his a happy birthday while making his name into a silly pun. 'dickheadtottie' is generally the favourite but be adventurous here! wetbedtottie? sexheadhottie (no)? givingheadtottie?
Have fun with it or not~
But happy birthday deck! I look forward to beating your ass in bowling again soon!