Welcome to guy code yeah its based off of that tv show.
And this is the first episode (or thread)
Anyways having problems with sex?
Post them here (this thread) and I'll answer them.

At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, saqwert wrote: What does vagoona look like?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina

At 3/10/13 09:17 AM, saqwert wrote:

At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, Miked1231 wrote:

At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, saqwert wrote: What does vagoona look like?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina

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Hey, if you hate the vagina don't do sex.

At 3/10/13 08:43 AM, Miked1231 wrote: Welcome to guy code yeah its based off of that tv show.
And this is the first episode (or thread)
Anyways having problems with sex?
Post them here (this thread) and I'll answer them.

Wait, seriously, what the fuck?

Please, for the love of god indicate to me and all the others who may see this in some way that you are qualified.

That being said, so I retain my male sexual ching energy in my sushumna and refine it into spirit (shen), then emptiness, as it were, and crush the emptiness and create totally creative energy which is not sexual but spiritual, and by crushing emptiness I have tangential experiences of God, then it is made more real than it could have been before, and it is a semi-enlightened energetic process of refinement completing God as the experienced, but, now, what the flying fucking hell do I do?

If you can answer this question fully, wholly, without placation or bias then you have initiated the truth which you seek for, in and of your+self.

That being said
Fucking long text was made shorter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

yes thats life

At 3/10/13 09:22 AM, saqwert wrote:

At 3/10/13 09:20 AM, Miked1231 wrote: Hey, if you hate the vagina don't do sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

laughed harder than i should have at this

At 3/10/13 09:32 AM, saqwert wrote: Srs question
Can you mix semen from different people together or are they incompatible like the different blood types?

It wouldn't really change anything because only one sperm manages to reach the egg anyway.

And I will clarify for the sake of clarity (and by god, may Someone See, understand or clarify further {or maybe just understand or even SEE});

The sushumna in yogic, pranyaamic (energetic) structure is the central and main channel, analogous to the intrinsic life force or central channel of the spine, wherein and without the ida and pingala (feminine and masculine, moon:sun, woman and man) meet and unify in their complementary aspects (yes, this is highly tantric; in that We are speaking of the perpetually constructive bound of sun and moon, male and female, receptive and active Etcetera forever (such are words), whence the integration has happened, then, then, then what the fuck is next kid?

Kid is not used pejoratively, but instead as the idea of shared inexperience in the light of personal truth.

At 3/10/13 09:32 AM, saqwert wrote: Srs question
Can you mix semen from different people together or are they incompatible like the different blood types?

Maybe.

At 3/10/13 09:22 AM, saqwert wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

deceiver!

What do I do when my penis falls off? Like I just put it back on but it just falls off again later. What do I do? It can get really awkward when my penis falls off inside my pants in public and I need to get it back on. I look really weird reaching down my pants and picking it up. Not to mention all my friends say that their penises stay on all the time! What the heck!
Please help!

Have you ever been so horny that practically ANY chick you looked at you wanted to do ?

How do you get rid of these feelings

How do I sex a woman even if she keeps saying "no" the entire time?

When I stick my hand in my gf's bum I keep touching this hard part and she cringes really loud. What do?

What is the perfect place to rape a midget?

At 3/10/13 07:55 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Girls hate it when I piss all over them. Why is that?

Its because your being a douchebag.

At 3/13/13 08:51 PM, Miked1231 wrote:

At 3/10/13 07:55 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Girls hate it when I piss all over them. Why is that?

Its because your being a douchebag.

Why are you douchebag when I piss on your husband?

At 3/13/13 09:05 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:

At 3/13/13 08:51 PM, Miked1231 wrote:

At 3/10/13 07:55 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Girls hate it when I piss all over them. Why is that?

Its because your being a douchebag.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!

caps lock! tee hee

Y is op mad BBtB?

At 3/13/13 09:09 PM, Entice wrote: How do I tell if a woman is into kinky shit?

Does she scream "no, raep" as you run toward her with rope?

Anyone who uses the phrase "Guy Code" without mocking it deserves to be castrated.

I guess I'm gonna be the only one to post a serious question on this thread.

As a male, is it possible for me to get an STD from giving a woman cunnilingus? I'm pretty sure it is, I just want to make sure.

At 3/13/13 09:34 PM, CiviLies wrote: I guess I'm gonna be the only one to post a serious question on this thread.

As a male, is it possible for me to get an STD from giving a woman cunnilingus? I'm pretty sure it is, I just want to make sure.

Yes.

Most likely oral herpes or crabs if it were to happen.

At 3/13/13 11:42 PM, T3XT wrote:

At 3/13/13 09:34 PM, CiviLies wrote: I guess I'm gonna be the only one to post a serious question on this thread.

As a male, is it possible for me to get an STD from giving a woman cunnilingus? I'm pretty sure it is, I just want to make sure.

Yes.

Most likely oral herpes or crabs if it were to happen.

Thank you.