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My Ex is Stalking Me

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My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 20:23:15


And it's been nearly a year since we broke up.

My current gf wants to "rip the ex's head off". But I think that would be too messy.

What do?

On an unrelated note, where can one purchase a cheap, semi-automatic personal-defense weapon?

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 20:26:05


At 3/9/13 08:24 PM, Travis wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/180360

As unserious as this is...

MY BAD TRAVIS I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS IN THAT THREAD INSTEAD OF A NEW TOPIC IN GENERAL

ALSO WHY DIDN'T YOU LOCK THIS MOD TRAVIS?


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 20:28:24


Block all outlets


私のちんちん

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 20:29:05


At 3/9/13 08:25 PM, Ma1achi wrote: Emma - Attention whore confirmed

This wasn't even news 2 years ago, kid.

But thanks for bumping <3


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 20:32:21


At 3/9/13 08:30 PM, Ma1achi wrote:
At 3/9/13 08:29 PM, Emma wrote: This wasn't even news 2 years ago, kid.
I bet you are a 40 year old man.

Lol ok Skype me coward xD


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 20:33:39


At 3/9/13 08:32 PM, Emma wrote:
At 3/9/13 08:30 PM, Ma1achi wrote:
At 3/9/13 08:29 PM, Emma wrote: This wasn't even news 2 years ago, kid.
I bet you are a 40 year old man.
Lol ok Skype me coward xD

I skyped here, confirmed female, a weird one though <3


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 21:06:18


Sue her. Say that she's stalking you etc. and the court will order her to stay the fuck away. Nice. Clean. Legitimate.


"GROOOOAAAAAR!!!!" - Tyrannosaurus rex, 65 million years ago

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 21:13:41


I wish I had sexy stalker chick who tied me up and did stuff to me.
I- I mean... Sounds like serious business.


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.

Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 21:15:23


Bring out the strap-on.

That'll keep her away.

Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 21:16:29


At 3/9/13 09:13 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: I wish I had sexy stalker chick who tied me up and did stuff to me.
I- I mean... Sounds like serious business.

That's not how it works unfortunately for you. Crazy stalker chicks just want to talk and talk and have your babies.

Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 21:18:39


At 3/9/13 09:16 PM, Saen wrote:
That's not how it works unfortunately for you. Crazy stalker chicks just want to talk and talk and have your babies.

Heh, reminds me of an ex of mine...


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.

Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 21:30:28


Ignore her, and if she tries anything you have legal ground to call the cops.

Alternatively, invest in a rapex device.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 22:37:34


You should date baby bottle bob. I hear he's a good, subby bitch who wont give you no trouble.


I go to school to study how high frequency sound waves can heal, ...or KILL.

Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 23:27:42


At 3/9/13 08:24 PM, Travis wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/180360

As unserious as this is...

Travis stop being an asshole.

My Ex is Stalking Me


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 23:47:53


Stop being so sexually appealing then.

If you want tips how then just hit me up~


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-09 23:53:40


I think the bigger question here is, why almost all the good girls on NG are either taken or lesbians?


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 00:14:26


At 3/9/13 11:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: Stop being so sexually appealing then.

If you want tips how then just hit me up~

What do you know about being sexually unappealing >:(?? <3

At 3/9/13 11:53 PM, Knights wrote: I think the bigger question here is, why almost all the good girls on NG are either taken or lesbians?

Pretty sure single straight girls are scared off xD

also cocks


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 00:59:02


At 3/10/13 12:14 AM, Emma wrote:
What do you know about being sexually unappealing >:(?? <3

Ego thoroughly stroked, thank you. <3


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 01:00:48


name?
address?
phone #?


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY NAAAAOOWWW

CLICK MY SIG FOR PICS OF JAILBAIT YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 01:03:26


Hard life aint it.

Jeez.

Otto, what a guy.

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 01:05:47


At 3/10/13 01:03 AM, 1930 wrote: Hard life aint it.

Jeez.

i have 11 crazy exes just waiting to get a piece of this
and my ferrari is in the shop so i have to drive my piece of shit porsche for a week

a week!


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY NAAAAOOWWW

CLICK MY SIG FOR PICS OF JAILBAIT YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 04:11:51


At 3/9/13 08:23 PM, Emma wrote: What do?

How about just strangling him/her/it? That way there would be no blood. I hear piano wire works well.

On an unrelated note, where can one purchase a cheap, semi-automatic personal-defense weapon?

Online.


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 05:11:17


Hire someone to stalk her.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 05:20:38


I want to whore like you when I grow up.


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 09:45:38


At 3/9/13 08:23 PM, Emma wrote: What do?

Kill them and then: eat their brain to gain their knowledge, their heart to gain their courage, and their liver with some fava beans and a nice chinati.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 10:04:29


restraining order might work?...idk, maybe go talk to the ex and see what's going on.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 10:48:03


At 3/10/13 05:11 AM, Mismo wrote: Hire someone to stalk her.

brb uploading my resume

Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-10 11:19:18


Alert the authorities. Hurrr.


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(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-12 15:49:14


LOL .. I must say 'Emma' well done for entertaining me once again! .. How many people do you have fooled?
Also NICE voice changer on your Skype ... and for those who have heard 'Emma' on skype and have said oh, I can confirm emma is female (NOR) ... are you that stupid? listen carefully to the voice you so naive?

Another thing, EMMA is not a female .. Emma is Jon, Black 20 year old boy, I say boy because he isnt a man because of his manipulative ways. ;)

Also Jon, great post and great masterpiece you have created with the skype voice thing .. I actually heard you the other day and me and my friends had to laugh at how desperate you are and how freaking lonely you must be to pretend to be a girl??? and lie to all these here, once it really upset me but now I find it sooo entertaining especially with the new voice hahahhaha!! .... you sad sad person, what do you really get from this> hiding in your mums house making up female profiles? also who is Claire Brisk? another one of your alias?

And .... to end this on a postive note, I am not stalking you Jon - I am just making sure that karma comes back and bites you on your bollocks dear, and I SPLIT with JON because he lead me to believe HE was EMMA, once I foudn out I finished it and he told me he would change but seeing all this with skype etc, kinda makes me realise he was only beginning this wank stained journey :)

Enjoy yourself here Jon... this has only just begun! LOL@ all you who are being fooled :P

PS - With regards to voice changer on Skype look the program up on Google or Youtube darlings.

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me 2013-03-12 15:57:32


That picture looks like a black girl lol

At 3/12/13 03:49 PM, NOMORELIES wrote: (NOR) ... are you that stupid?

You can say whatever you want about me.

But leave my friends the fuck alone.


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