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On house arrest 2013-03-05 16:52:13 Reply

Being the outstanding citizen I am, I decided to fork over hundreds of hard earned dollars so I could wear this thing instead of going to jail. Upside is I don't have to bag it to take a shower, so Newgrounds stay in school.

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 16:52:53 Reply

Oh dear DarkMatter. What have you been getting up to???


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 16:53:23 Reply

How did this happen?

And for how long?

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 16:55:08 Reply

I don't know what you did, but you deserve to be punished for it.

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 16:55:13 Reply

What was this for then?

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:00:11 Reply

I also wonder what you do do deserve this kind of punishment?

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:01:13 Reply

Better than jail, I'd say.

Do you have a certain time period in which you can leave the house and get food and such?


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:03:18 Reply

Darkmatter.

Why?


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:06:07 Reply

What happened? o.O


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:06:58 Reply

For what?

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:08:38 Reply

At 3/5/13 04:52 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Being the outstanding citizen I am, I decided to fork over hundreds of hard earned dollars so I could wear this thing instead of going to jail. Upside is I don't have to bag it to take a shower, so Newgrounds stay in school.

Only a pussy would take house arrest over jail time. A real man would have served his sentence.

That's what real Mendou.


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:08:56 Reply

Look on the bright side, the only difference is that you have a brand new leg bracelet that blinks.
And you have an excuse to stay at home.


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:15:36 Reply

Darkmatter, Brosky what did you do?


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:22:42 Reply

Weed kills

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:42:09 Reply

At 3/5/13 05:15 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Darkmatter, Brosky what did you do?

He was getting too friendly with the neighbor's kids.
They were playing tickle fight during bath time.


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:42:32 Reply

At 3/5/13 04:52 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Upside is I don't have to bag it to take a shower

You mean it's waterproof?

How limited is the area you get to move around in, do you literally have to be inside the house at all time? OK to be in the garden? Within a certain areal of the house?

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:48:59 Reply

Darkmatter what happened :C

You leave google+ and you suddenly are a hardened criminal!


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:50:48 Reply

At 3/5/13 04:52 PM, DarkMatter wrote: so Newgrounds stay in school.

Is this what happens when you skip school?

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 17:54:37 Reply

At 3/5/13 05:50 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 3/5/13 04:52 PM, DarkMatter wrote: so Newgrounds stay in school.
Is this what happens when you skip school?

I already graduated. What happens now?!

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 18:15:03 Reply

ouch, good luck with being in your home all day long.


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 18:27:53 Reply

At 3/5/13 06:17 PM, Cherry wrote: >forced by law to stay INDOORS all day

I sort of wish I had this tbh

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 18:30:35 Reply

At 3/5/13 06:17 PM, Cherry wrote: >forced by law to stay INDOORS all day

I sort of wish I had this tbh

Prison is pretty much the same thing.

But if you REALLY have to stay inside 24/7 then you could always get yourself locked up in solitary.

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 18:32:50 Reply

What did you do that got you in trouble and how long do you have to wear that?


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 19:16:11 Reply

This is for something I've done over a year ago, a bullshit charge tacked on to something else because serve and protect brah.

But yeah, I still go to work full time and school part time but I have to wear this for 14 days. I have to adhere to a strict schedule and basically be home on time after work and school or else I get fined and have to do another day with the bracelet.

When I'm officially home on arrest I can't go into the front yard, backyard, garage, or balcony. I can't even stand next to a door or window too long.

SO it's sort of life as usual accept a slightly different work schedule and I have to be extra careful where I go in my home.

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 22:45:19 Reply

Chop your arm. It is the only path for freedom.


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 22:58:03 Reply

At 3/5/13 10:45 PM, satanbrain wrote: Chop your arm. It is the only path for freedom.

He wore sock on his arm? Interesting.

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 23:02:47 Reply

At 3/5/13 10:58 PM, Elitistinen wrote: He wore sock on his arm? Interesting.

He wants the OP to kill himself you idiot.

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 23:05:56 Reply

At 3/5/13 07:16 PM, DarkMatter wrote: This is for something I've done over a year ago, a bullshit charge tacked on to something else because serve and protect brah.

Spill the beans...

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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 23:10:11 Reply

At 3/5/13 07:16 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
SO it's sort of life as usual accept a slightly different work schedule and I have to be extra careful where I go in my home.

You could have trumped up the reason why and we'd be eating out of your hands.


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Response to On house arrest 2013-03-05 23:12:30 Reply

My money is on drugs, any takers?


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