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Job Interview at Mcdonalds today

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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 18:14:13


Ask if they would like fries with that.

Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 18:26:00


At 3/5/13 11:00 AM, Wegra wrote: Got any advice for me? Otherwise wish me luck!

Run.
Just run.
Mcdonald's is pure evil.


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 18:35:24


Those of you still giving advice: did you miss this?

At 3/5/13 04:38 PM, Wegra wrote: Yeah the manager was a bit snooty and rushed me out of there. Not to mention I needed a SS card which she failed to mention that I needed it on the phone so uhghhhh.

Better luck next time--maybe at another fast food place, or when the management at this McDonald's changes hands. Just make sure that at your next interview, make it a point to highlight your work ethic, address any potential concerns about your work history, show your knowledge of the menu and ask intelligent questions.


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 20:54:22


me and my friends are the type of guys that LOVE to throw away the trays.
We hope to make your life a living hell


play Etehfowr Against

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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 23:40:04


At 3/5/13 12:12 PM, AapoJoki wrote:
At 3/5/13 11:00 AM, Wegra wrote: Got any advice for me? Otherwise wish me luck!
It'll be like this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/197317

I was expecting this but either way I do love the Lock Legion


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 23:44:45


At 3/5/13 04:41 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 3/5/13 04:38 PM, Wegra wrote:
Yeah the manager was a bit snooty and rushed me out of there. Not to mention I needed a SS card which she failed to mention that I needed it on the phone so uhghhhh.
/ Lame.
You needed a social security card for the interview? :/

Find it interesting he was able to apply without his SSN though..

Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 23:50:21


I went on a Mickey D's interview once upon a time ago.

How did it go for ya ? My interviewer asked me what at the time seemed like dumb questions, like "How can you bring me more customers ?" and "Do you mind cleaning floors?"


Are you not Entertained ?!?

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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-05 23:57:32


Don't worry about it, it's a crap job that probably just pays minimum wage. Tell the manager that you'll work your shift and pretend you like him in public in front of the customers and that's probably good enough.

Or you could just go completely apathetic and tell him you'll spend most of your time staring at the grill watching the patties burn before going into the bathroom and jerking off to the fantasy of a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-06 00:03:06


Aiming high I see.


Otto, what a guy.

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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-06 00:26:38


At 3/5/13 05:56 PM, science-is-fun wrote:
At 3/5/13 05:53 PM, SmartyPants wrote: Remember to spit in the burgers as often as you can.
how would you like it if someone spat in your burgerr

I would just be mildly disappointed.


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-06 03:56:04


At 3/5/13 04:41 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 3/5/13 04:38 PM, Wegra wrote:
Yeah the manager was a bit snooty and rushed me out of there. Not to mention I needed a SS card which she failed to mention that I needed it on the phone so uhghhhh.
/ Lame.
You needed a social security card for the interview? :/

Well I thought they would need it if I actually got the job not on the damn interview. Ah well I'll keep on looking for better places to work I guess


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-06 20:49:33


At 3/5/13 04:41 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 3/5/13 04:38 PM, Wegra wrote:
/ Lame.
You needed a social security card for the interview? :/
Find it interesting he was able to apply without his SSN though..

I know it off hand hell it was on the application too.


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-06 21:27:48


At 3/6/13 03:56 AM, Wegra wrote:
Well I thought they would need it if I actually got the job not on the damn interview. Ah well I'll keep on looking for better places to work I guess

That's what I thought. Up here, you're not supposed to give out your social insurance number unless you actually got the job so you can get your tax stuff figured out when you're hired.

:/ Weird.


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Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-06 21:46:08


I had a job interview at McDonalds, I was 10 minutes late to the job interview but it was an open area job interview where there were many people at different tables and the hiring manager would go table to table to speak with each person. Being late helped me out because I was the last person she talked to so I was the freshest in her mind. The manager asked me questions like "tell me about a time you messed something up" and I told her a story of when I got drunk and broke my friends toilet in half at his birthday party. She gave me the job on the spot in front of all the other people she had just talked to. Eye contact, honesty and a good/positive attitude. She was more concerned in finding a people person. I worked there 1.5 years, it was actually pretty flexible and fun.

Response to Job Interview at Mcdonalds today 2013-03-06 22:26:31


Here is the best advice I can give you, if you hear back from them:

1. Go to your job at McDonalds.
2. Do your very best to convince your manager and co-workers that their livelihood is contributing to the degeneration of society and the world, and urge them to find another means of earning money (perhaps go prepared with some viable alternatives?)
3. Leave and never set foot in another McDonalds again.