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Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?)

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 15:01:12


I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 16:59:06


I hate when the girl starts coughing and choking on his cock. That's disgusting.
I hate when they try too hard to sound sexy. "AHH OH MY GOD YES YOUR FUCKING COCK IS SO FUCKING BIG FUCK MY FUCKING PUSSY YESSSSSSSS"
On the rare occasions that I watch threesomes with two guys, I HATE when she rubs their cocks together. Kills boners instantly.
Oh, I abhor when they refuse to fucking shave. I can't see the action through that forest.
One last thing: I hate that Asian girls always sound like they're being raped.

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 17:27:00


At 2/3/13 03:07 PM, Cootie wrote: When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.

Sadly I hear most porn is meant to be degrading now and aim for such things, which is just plain pathetic. At least it helps to fortify the fact I dislike most of it though.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 17:45:42


I haven't watched porn regularly since I was 16 but I remember I used to hate professional porn.

I always ended up laughing rather than fapping due to the horrible brick to brick dialogue and the seemingly mandatory anal section I always ended up skipping through as to avoid puking all of my internal organs out through my horrified ears, eyes, and nostrils.

Plus I rarely found porno women attractive. They all seemed so plastic and bleached and you just knew if you went into the picture and kicked their ass with your shoe you could inconvenience them 5000$.
I like average looking women.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 18:15:05


At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote:
treat him like a sub-human slut, calling him a faggot every chance they get, and just brutally fucking him regardless of weather or not he likes it.

you're a fucking freak man

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 18:18:01


Hentai's:
-Hentai games with a story....an unskipable one.
-Later finding out the instructions were in the story T_T
IRL:
-Anything from Japan
-Cumshot *zooms to guys face for an abnormal amount of time.*
-Male pornstars no STFU
-Good fuck, lame cumshot. We talking dripplets


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 18:30:20


I dislike it when people are hairy or ugly. Like when it pans up to their face and you're like [picture related]

:That said, I rarely watch porn.

Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?)


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 20:54:54


I dont like slapping, anal puckering, or drinking cum from a glass or the floor. Shits straight up nasty, and slapping is straight up mean.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:03:31


When the dog keeps barking even at the end.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:08:21


At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.

I second this.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:44:14


At 2/3/13 09:08 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.
I second this.

I second this


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:56:59


At 2/3/13 09:03 PM, Slint wrote: When the dog keeps barking even at the end.

I laughed so hard


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 22:47:33


At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.

I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Also, dumb shots of gaping assholes. Like, they interupt the penetration to show you a gaping asshole. Seriously ? Do I look like I give a fuck what the inside of a girl's asshole looks like ?

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 23:01:39


At 2/3/13 10:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.
I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Gia Paloma does this "gack, gack, gack" sound when she gives head.

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 23:14:05


When pornstars wear frilly, lacy underwear, girly, polka dot, etc. panties and bras instead of just a simple sleek thong and bra.
Also fishnets, leggings, and corsets = no.

When the guy or girl removes her clothes before or immediately before going down on him. What's the fucking rush, no foreplay or teasing come on.

Tattoos are trashy.

When pornstars in their twenties pretend and dress like they're 18 years old. Also teen porn films are a turn off anyways.

Crooked teeth, no disgusting.

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-04 01:34:58


I hate when people are naked and having sex.

I also hate people who have sex with clothes on or partial clothes on.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-04 05:20:12


Umm... no "WE" don't... you shouldn't generalize... there are rare people that don't like porn of any sort... albeit... few, rare and far in between... but still


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-04 05:22:07


I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-13 12:44:09


Scat. Bad acting (I mean unnatural moaning, stupid expressions and quarter-assed scripts). Fat. Predictability (there's nothing new, it's always the same old same old). Also, not enough creativity, they need to start using more props, special effects, camera tricks etc, all to make the scenes more livid and intense. Everything doesn't have to be real either, it just has to look real. Where's all the creative quality porn?! :/


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 20:55:00


Poor acting. I know I'm not getting anything good, it's porn, but sometimes the acting is just so fucking bad it seems like I'm watching a parody of porn on SNL or something.

It also irritates me when I'm browsing through pictures and I come across furry, loli, yuri, etc. It just kills the mood so fucking much.

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 20:58:42


When the guys constantly talk and sometimes in a very creepy way that's so unnecessary. JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK THE GIRL! YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK! YOU'RE GETTING PAID FOR HAVING SEX!


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 21:27:10


At 1/12/14 08:55 PM, Scarface wrote: Poor acting. I know I'm not getting anything good, it's porn, but sometimes the acting is just so fucking bad it seems like I'm watching a parody of porn on SNL or something.

You need more lemons in your life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 21:48:52


At 1/12/14 09:19 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 2/4/13 05:22 AM, MrsXenomit wrote: I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.
Since vaginas are always cencored in Japan, i can't blame em.

Anime aren't realistic in anyway. The faces, the body frame, anything...

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 22:57:54


Unnecessary high pitched screaming.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 23:00:24


The constant whining and moaning as if it actually hurt or felt good to the girl.


fuk

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 23:38:39


I don't know what it is about being a male pornstar that gives you this proclivity to constantly be sucking air in through your teeth and going "uuggghh" over and over again for the entirety of the 30 minute video.

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-13 10:18:17


I hope you guys realise that real sex is very often even more ridiculous than porn.

Given that you guys don't just strip and start fucking some tattooed bitch who yells and plays with your cum after while groaning youself the whole time, of course;

You can end up in bed with someone who has some kind of deformation, or skin disease that's visible only after that person strips completly and let's suppose this person was too shy to tell you about this.

Suppose you're typical 24 year old someone who considers himself "lucky", because he's having sex with semi-attractive woman who you find a good catch. And you both are semi-intelligent and after cumming you say "You're too awesome", and when you're just about to add "We should marry", and even start the sentence, she responds "No... You're awesome", and despite ignoring this moment, you both will probably remember this supid situation till the end of your lives.

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-13 11:08:48


Girl-on-girl sequences makes me feel like my tests were cut off and my penis sucked itself back in.


Emphasis are great!

Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-13 11:15:23


PORN STARS TRYING TO ACT!!! ITS AWFUL!!!!


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