Be a Supporter!

Has a girl ever pretnded your penis

  • 2,012 Views
  • 29 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
TheMajormel
TheMajormel
  • Member since: Sep. 9, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Game Developer

Was a microphone? I mean, the thought of it is just so funny that im literally dying from all the laughing i've done thinking about it. Like, why would you sing to a penis and pretend its a microphone?
discuss


BBS Signature
Darthdenim
Darthdenim
  • Member since: Apr. 22, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 02:43:43 Reply

How does one get a girl near his penis?

TheColourAwesome
TheColourAwesome
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 02:44:45 Reply

At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?

Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.

Darthdenim
Darthdenim
  • Member since: Apr. 22, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 02:47:37 Reply

At 1/29/13 02:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?
Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.

But I like wearing lipstick.

TheColourAwesome
TheColourAwesome
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 02:51:16 Reply

At 1/29/13 02:47 AM, Darthdenim wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?
Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.
But I like wearing lipstick.

It does bring out your eyes.

Darthdenim
Darthdenim
  • Member since: Apr. 22, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 02:53:15 Reply


At 1/29/13 02:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/29/13 02:43 AM, Darthdenim wrote: How does one get a girl near his penis?
Stop wearing lip stick and get a haircut.
But I like wearing lipstick.
It does bring out your eyes.

Sometimes I like to wear this mask when I'm lounging around the house.

Has a girl ever pretnded your penis

Phobotech
Phobotech
  • Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 36
Animator
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 02:54:27 Reply

I accidentally MADE her "pretnded" it was a microphone when a bolt of electricity from my ungrounded cock zapped her in the lip.


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

BBS Signature
Swag-in-a-Bag
Swag-in-a-Bag
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Writer
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 03:54:18 Reply

I can not say I've had this experience yet, But I always laugh when I find these

Has a girl ever pretnded your penis


Are you not Entertained ?!?

BBS Signature
ZeroAsALimit
ZeroAsALimit
  • Member since: Jul. 29, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 03:56:16 Reply

What's a "girl"?


Would you like to send our coloured cousins Home again, my friend?
Ambient Music Club.
Sig by BlueHippo. Seig heil

BBS Signature
BenwaHakubi
BenwaHakubi
  • Member since: Oct. 28, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 34
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 04:14:00 Reply

No. I have had a girl pretend it was a popsicle once.

Violetta
Violetta
  • Member since: Apr. 18, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 04:17:54 Reply

Let's pretend the pussy is a speaker.

I'm a screamer.


BBS Signature
Cootie
Cootie
  • Member since: Jul. 7, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 43
Movie Buff
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 04:25:09 Reply

At 1/29/13 03:20 AM, Provoke wrote: I used a girl's tits as bongo drums before.

I've used them as pillows. Was a good rest actually.


autistic screeching

BBS Signature
LiquidFire
LiquidFire
  • Member since: Aug. 31, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 46
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 05:53:02 Reply

At 1/29/13 02:41 AM, TheMajormel wrote: Was a microphone? I mean, the thought of it is just so funny that im literally dying from all the laughing i've done thinking about it. Like, why would you sing to a penis and pretend its a microphone?
discuss

Nope. But a girl gave my penis a name once.
I feel awkward around people with the same nickname as the one she gave my penis.


I'm crazy! Got a doctor's note.
Find me on the internet / TF2 Crew / NG GM Scripts

BBS Signature
TheColourAwesome
TheColourAwesome
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 05:55:53 Reply

Maybe the thing that's stopping you all from getting laid is you think that's it's some impossible feat?

Mismo
Mismo
  • Member since: Aug. 10, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Musician
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 06:00:41 Reply

No, but this one time a girl pretended my penis was a lollipop.


I'm going to die one day XD

BBS Signature
BasedBubbus
BasedBubbus
  • Member since: Jul. 8, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 13:38:30 Reply

yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

BBS Signature
Darthdenim
Darthdenim
  • Member since: Apr. 22, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 13:42:52 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian

You mean she thought she was being funny when she wasn't, like all female comedians?

BasedBubbus
BasedBubbus
  • Member since: Jul. 8, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 13:45:06 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian
Oh yeah? So she was tapping on your cock and saying "Is this thing on? I'll be here all night!"

Sounds like you were flaccid.

no, she was making jokes and laughing
i was heckling


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

BBS Signature
BrockManson
BrockManson
  • Member since: Nov. 26, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 41
Writer
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 13:55:37 Reply

The real question is; have you ever pretended your penis is a microphone?


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

Mismo
Mismo
  • Member since: Aug. 10, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Musician
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 13:55:39 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:45 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:38 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: yeah
she was pretending to be a comedian
Oh yeah? So she was tapping on your cock and saying "Is this thing on? I'll be here all night!"

Sounds like you were flaccid.
no, she was making jokes and laughing
i was heckling

Her: And what's the deal with dick jokes? I mean, are you gay or something?

You: You suck, you fat fucking bitch!


I'm going to die one day XD

BBS Signature
Timmy
Timmy
  • Member since: Jan. 12, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 36
Art Lover
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 14:05:26 Reply

At 1/29/13 02:00 PM, Shauna wrote: You guys are delusional as to how women work.

They won't do anything for you unless you press the button on the back of their right ear.

I prefer the "reset to factory settings" button on the back of their left ear.


Sig by BlueHippo / User Icon by CosmicDeath.

BBS Signature
Peregrinus-Ferrum
Peregrinus-Ferrum
  • Member since: Jun. 5, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 11
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-29 15:09:28 Reply

One time a girl used my dick as a joystick.
I really enJOYed it.


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.

LiquidFire
LiquidFire
  • Member since: Aug. 31, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 46
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 03:47:20 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:35 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 1/29/13 05:53 AM, LiquidFire wrote: a girl gave my penis a name once.
I feel awkward around people with the same nickname as the one she gave my penis.
Okay, because you didn't elaborate on what the nickname was, you are setting yourself up for smug jokes.
Here is a short list of all the insulting things I can think of that she called your penis:
Pencil dick. Thumb dick. Pinky. Tiny. Little guy. Speck. Captain Smalls of the S.S. 2 Inches...

I said I felt awkward around people who had the same nicknames as my penis had. So why on earth do you think people would have those kind of nicknames? Are you really that dumb?

The nickname was John John.


I'm crazy! Got a doctor's note.
Find me on the internet / TF2 Crew / NG GM Scripts

BBS Signature
Bovineoverlord
Bovineoverlord
  • Member since: Sep. 17, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 04:48:13 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:35 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Captain Smalls of the S.S. 2 Inches...

You, sir, are a comedic genius.


Every thread I touch, dies.

LiquidFire
LiquidFire
  • Member since: Aug. 31, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 46
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 05:16:19 Reply

At 1/30/13 04:59 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: lol Are you really dumb enough to think I put much thought into your dick nickname list?

Well, I assumed you would actually read my post.


John John? What, one name for a toilet wasn't enough for your shlong? Must be a real disaster down there...

I like that you bitch about me saying something negative about you in a joking manner in one thread, when you insult me in another.


I'm crazy! Got a doctor's note.
Find me on the internet / TF2 Crew / NG GM Scripts

BBS Signature
HighWay
HighWay
  • Member since: Aug. 23, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 05:26:20 Reply

the only girls that have seen my penis are my cats.


The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...

BBS Signature
supervgm
supervgm
  • Member since: Apr. 19, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 05:41:33 Reply

The real question girl is has a girl ever pretnded my microphone was a penis and the answer is yes.

DevourerJay
DevourerJay
  • Member since: Jan. 24, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 43
Melancholy
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 10:33:44 Reply

uhh, no... can't say I've ever met someone that's done that, or heard about something like that from anyone I knew/know


DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Sig By Xeno.
Formerly known as MissingNYC

BBS Signature
Piemix
Piemix
  • Member since: Mar. 12, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Audiophile
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 10:41:09 Reply

go home majormel, you're drunk


Apple is a communist dynasty that is trying to take the world down in flames under its oppressive boot. Samsung will surge the universe into glory #androidnation

Sig by Decky

BBS Signature
Gimmick
Gimmick
  • Member since: Aug. 20, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Programmer
Response to Has a girl ever pretnded your penis 2013-01-30 10:59:55 Reply

At 1/30/13 04:52 AM, Provoke wrote: I need new bongo drums.

Use your own.


Slint approves of me! | "This is Newgrounds.com, not Disney.com" - WadeFulp
"Sit look rub panda" - Alan Davies

BBS Signature