I don't.... care. All that much. Guy, girl, tall, short, black, white, ugly, David Bowie. Don't care. It's less about what I do go for, and more what I don't.
No fatties: hambeasts disgust me. Not going there.
No traditional "relationships". No marriage, no children, no monogamy (listen, if you don't want me fucking other people, just say so. I don't care), no sitting on the couch, whispering to each other, watching rom-coms on the television. I can't do that. Intimacy is preferably kept at arm's length. Don't try to get too close. I've never changed and I don't intend to.
I realise how much of a turn off this is. Just as I realise my lisp, my complete and utter forgetfulness and my perpetual state of "broke", are turn offs too. I'm not entitled to anyone's attractions, it's okay. I'm okay. Everything is okay.